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Gemma Atkinson is a Celebrity in a Bikini, Get her in my Basement!

3 June 2009

We Yanks are just now about to get our daily dose of the Reality TV show I’m a Celebrity Get me Out of Here with a host of, well, pretty lame dumbasses, but the Brits have been doing the show for a while now. In the 2006 season, model Gemma Atkinson was one of the contestants, and although I don’t know if she won or not, she sure cut a mighty fine figure running around the beach in a bikini. I don’t know how the show works, but if it’s dependent on people calling in an voting for their favorites, I can’t see Gemma Atkinson not having won. That body in that bikini is just out of this world, man.

Ike Update

12 September 2008

So some prick name Ike is bearing down on us and being the prick that he is, he’ll probably knock out my Internet connection for the next few days. Until then, here’s some Gemma Atkinson to hold onto. (And yes, I am referencing her massive rack.) Ah, I feel so much better. Thanks, Gemma!

Gemma Atkinson in Red Alert 3 Promos

7 August 2008

Gemma Atkinson is probably the most famous British glamour model whose name isn’t Keeley Hazell. The racktastic blonde from Bury, Greater Manchester has done it all, including an appearance in the game “Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3″, in which she played the pivotal role of Lt. Eva Mckenna, without whom the game would, like, blow up or something. Okay, so maybe it wouldn’t self-implode, but it sure would have been less sexy without Gemma Atkinson and her generous chest providing cover fire for the good guys. I think. I haven’t actually played the game, I’m just guessing here. Anyways, Gemma Atkinson in Red Alert 3 promos. Gaming rules.

Gemma Atkinson Goes to the Beach

18 June 2008

Besides looking like she was born to wear a two-piece bikini, British glamour model Gemma Atkinson also likes her some soccer players. Or football, as it’s known on that side of the pond. According to published reports (by which I mean all the tabloids that prints news that’s barely fit to print, but are printed just the same — hey, someone’s gotta do it), Gemma Atkinson has been linked to not one, or two, but five soccer players. She’s currently dating some bloke (as they say over there) who plays for the Wigan Athletic Football Club. Lucky bastard. Take a look at what he’s laying the wood on every night. Holy crap. I gotsa start playing me some soccer…

Gemma Atkinson Beach Bikini Shoot

27 May 2008

My favorite part about these bikini pictures of Gemma Atkinson at the beach behind-the-scenes of her latest calendar shoot isn’t the fact that, well, Gemma Atkinson is in a bikini posing for pictures, but that there is one picture (the last one) where a fat dude shows up while Gemma is on her hands and knees posing and plucks her bikini out of her ass crack. Now how would you like to have a job like that? “Hey, honey, how was your work today?” “Um, I had to pull Gemma Atkinson’s bikini out of her ass crack. And yes, I saw plenty of crack. God, I love my job.” Of course I could be wrong, but I’m guessing whoever the bloated fat dude is, he says “God, I love my job” almost every day.

Gemma Atkinson in Loaded

21 March 2008

Have you noticed that there seems to be a heck of a lot of British girls named Gemma? According to ThinkBabyNames, Gemma “is of Latin origin, and its meaning is “gem, jewel”. Saint Gemma was an Italian saint canonized in 1940. She was an ordinary young woman whose religious life included manifestations of the stigmata, or the marks of Christ’s wounds.” And that, um, is sorta one of the reasons why so many British girls are named Gemma. I guess. Or maybe not. Damn, what a waste of time. Anyhoo, one of the more famous Gemmas, British model Gemma Atkinson, is in the latest issue of Loaded, and she came loaded for bear. (Har har, saw that coming a mile away, didn’t cha?)

Gemma Atkinson in Maxim

20 November 2007

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again — you can never have too much Gemma Atkinson. And if you disagree, you deserve a punch in the face. Or maybe just a really stern warning, seeing as how I don’t believe in violence, even if it is in defense of a really hot British woman with a hot British accent who looks really hot in lingerie. Basically, Gemma Atkinson is just really hot, such as in this latest spread in Maxim. Really, folks, I don’t know what they’re feeding the British girls across the pond, but they need to keep it up. This is how a woman should look. Please to enjoy some Gemma.

Gemma Atkinson Signs on to Sell Ultimo Lingerie

9 November 2007

Ladies and gentlemen, here’s presenting you with the latest Ultimo lingerie line spokesmodel — British lovely Gemma Atkinson. So what exactly qualifies one to become an Ultimo lingerie model? Um, how about the kind of body that can fill out those bra and panties, with emphasis on filling out the bra half. And to no one’s surprise, glamour model Gemma Atkinson fits that criteria just fine, and then some. Of course you know what this means. Now that Ultimo has signed the perfect pitchwoman, you should all run out and buy some. I would do that myself, except the last time I was in a woman’s lingerie shop, they kicked me out. I mean, come on, who knew it was against the law to make out with a mannequin? She was so asking for it, too.

Gemma Atkinson 2008 Calendar

15 October 2007

We saw behind-the-scenes pictures of Gemma Atkinson shooting this 2008 calendar of hers a while ago (where those pictures are, I have no idea; I think I might have hid them in my sock drawer, but don’t hold me to it), but I have to say, the finished thing is pretty damn excellent. What’s that, you say? You don’t go around buying calendars of hot British models for absolutely no good reason? Um, which part of “hot British model” don’t you understand? That’s right, head onto the net now (wait, you’re already there!), now go find yourself a copy of Gemma Atkinson’s 2008 bikini-clad (of course) calendar. You won’t be sorry. (Just tell your mom she’s, like, a scientist or something.)

Your Daily Dose of Gemma Atkinson

13 August 2007

For a group of people who are known for their stout personality and stuffiness, the British are incredibly sexual when it comes to their newspapers. I mean, where else would you get half-naked lingerie models gracing real newspapers??? Okay, there are probably a lot of places, but definitely not in a country as advance as the UK. Mind you, not that we’re complaining, because every day with a half-naked Gemma Atkinson is a good day as far as we’re concern. Having said that, here’s Gemma Atkinson doing the half-naked thing in lingerie. Have I mentioned that British newspapers rule?

Fridays with Gemma Atkinson

3 August 2007

It’s Friday, so you know what that means — yes, that’s right, kids, it’s hot chick with barely any clothes on day! Or as my girlfriend would call it, Victoria’s Secret Day. (And of course by “girlfriend” I mean that girl next door I’ve been look at through binoculars but she doesn’t know it. Heee heee.) Ahem. What I’m trying to say is, Gemma Atkinson looks really good in lingerie, and here are more proof. Now don’t you just love Fridays? Gemma Atkinson would work on any day of the week, but there’s just something about a woman in a lingerie name Gemma and Fridays. It just goes together like Paris Hilton and faux fame.

Gemma Atkinson Bikini Shoot

26 June 2007

Those hot girls of Hollyoaks. Seriously, it’s ridiculous how many hot bods that show pumps out on a given year. Here’s Gemma Atkinson from her bikini photoshoot for, I think, an upcoming calendar. (Although I could be wrong.) More about Gemma from Wikipedia: “In May 2007, Atkinson was announced as the “glamourous new face” of the British Grand Prix and the official “mascot” of the “hi-octane” championship at Silverstone on July 8.” So what does the “new face” of the British Grand Prix do? Probably stand around looking hot. Nice job if you can get it.

Brit Babe Invasion: Brit Babes at the Brit Soap Awards

29 May 2007

It’s that time of the year again, when Hollywood — wait, no, not Hollywood, but the British equivalent goes about honoring themselves with statues (like most awards statues, those things look really dangerous, too) and whatnot. The British Soap Awards were recently held, and it was Brit Babes galore, which kinda makes sense since, well, it’s for British folks. But anyways, present were some of our favs, including but not limited to: Gemma Atkinson, Kate Ford, Roxanne McKee, Lacey Turner, Ali Bastian, Helen Flanagan, Nikki Sanderson, Fearne Cotton, and Roxanne Pallett. Now THIS is one British Invasion Americans can get with. Well, the guys, anyway…

Gemma Atkinson as a Pussycat Doll

16 April 2007

Quite possibly one of the dumbest show on TV right now is the Reality competition show “The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll”, which is not only pretty self-explanatory, but is also incredibly stupid. As in, if you watch more than one episode of this thing, you’re liable to lose at least 30 IQ points. And even if you were to catch a glimpse of a few minutes, total, it would still cost you 1 or 2 IQ points, give or take. If the Pussycat Dolls (or to be more precise, whoever pulls the strings in the background) wnat to put their group over the top, they’ll fly across the pond and grab Gemma Atkinson, who looks ravishing in this Pussycat Doll photoshoot. Or at the very least, she can replace the manly looking one.

Gratuitous Gemma Atkinson Posting

1 November 2006

Alert, alert! This is a totally gratuitous posting of British hottie Gemma Atkinson (”Hollyoaks”) at the National TV Awards late last month. There is absolutely no newsworthiness to my posting this, except to satiate my sudden urge to post some Gemma Atkinson pictures. Was Gemma nominated for something at this awards show? I have no idea. Did she win something? No clue. And thus ends this lame excuse to post gratuitous Gemma Atkinson pictures.

Gemma Atkinson Bikini Pictures

2 October 2006

I’m still not entirely sure who Gemma Atkinson is, but she sure looks damn fine in a two-piece bikini. Here’s Wikipedia with some 411 on our celebrity babe of the day: “Atkinson rose to fame playing Lisa Hunter on the teenage soap opera Hollyoaks. She and Marcus Patric (Ben Davies in Hollyoaks) subsequently appeared in a spin-off series called Hollyoaks Let Loose, in which their characters start a new life living together in Chester. This has been followed up with Hollyoaks: In the City, in which their characters return to the UK and set up home in Liverpool. Atkinson also played Goldie Lookin Chain’s love interest in their video ‘R’n'B’. She also features on the cover of the single. Atkinson has been named in the press as one of the celebrities signed up to star in the 2006 series of “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!”

Brit Babe Invasion: Gemma Atkinson

13 August 2006

The Brit Babe Invasion continues with Gemma Atkinson, yet another product of UK soap opera “Hollyoaks”, aka “Holy Shit How Do They Squeeze All Those Hot Babes Into One Show and is This Even Legal?” How smoking is Gemma Atkinson? So much that I don’t even mind the ridiculous first name. I mean, come on, “Gemma”? That sounds more like a “Star Trek” character about to get boinked by Captain Kirk. But I digress.

Gemma Atkinson in FHM

5 July 2006

I don’t know who Gemma Atkinson is (besides the fact that she’s another “Hollyoaks” hottie, and her character’s name is Lisa Hunter), plus the oddball trivia that there seems to be a suspiciously large amount of women from Britain named Gemma… Regardless, the 22-year old certainly caught my attention with this tall, wet, blonde, wet, seductive (and did I mention, wet?) spread for FHM Magazine. Oh my.

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Gemma Atkinson Goes to the Beach

Gemma Atkinson Beach Bikini Shoot

Gemma Atkinson in Loaded

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Gemma Atkinson Signs on to Sell Ultimo Lingerie

Gemma Atkinson 2008 Calendar

Your Daily Dose of Gemma Atkinson

Fridays with Gemma Atkinson

Gemma Atkinson Bikini Shoot

Brit Babe Invasion: Brit Babes at the Brit Soap Awards

Gemma Atkinson as a Pussycat Doll

Gratuitous Gemma Atkinson Posting

Gemma Atkinson Bikini Pictures

Brit Babe Invasion: Gemma Atkinson

Gemma Atkinson in FHM

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