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Gemma Garrett Likes it Fast and Faster

Gemma Garrett is the female face of the 2008 Formula 1 Santander British Grand Prix, and if you know what that is, then you must be a European, because I don’t think Americans have even heard of the Formula 1 Santander British Grand Prix. Is that, like, a car race or something? In any case, my lack of knowledge regarding the world of car racing notwithstanding, any organization that manages to get Gemma Garrett to straddle a big piece of machinery for a photoshoot is A-okay in my book. Now if only Gemma Garrett will agree to be the fresh face of my weekly poker games that I hold in my basement. It’s actually not as seedy as it sounds. We even have soda and everything.

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Great Bikini Pictures of Miss Great Britain Gemma Garrett

What are the chances that we’ll see OUR Miss Whatever slipping on the two-piece bikini and going for a stroll on the beach while they’re still wearing their precious little crown? Not a chance in hell would be my guess. Or at least, I haven’t seen it happen yet outside of a sanctioned beauty pageant. Yup, that’s how anal ass tight we are over here. The Brits, on the other hand? Free as a bird, apparently. Or at least, their beauty queens are. You’ve got them showing up in men’s magazines, modeling, and here’s Miss Great Britain Gemma Garrett showing off her bikini body. Now that’s a beauty queen!

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Miss Great Britain Gemma Garrett

Seriously, what is the deal with women from the United Kingdom named Gemma? Is it you guys equivalent of Jane or something? Wait, there are women named Jane over there, too. But what gives with Gemma? You could probably throw a rock at Britain and hit five Gemmas with massive racks. Mind you, not that I’m complaining. After all, how could you not like a group of people where their beauty pageant winners are allowed to pose topless in lad’s magazines? 2007’s Miss Great Britain is Ireland’s Gemma Garrett, and like most Gemmas we’re used to, this one’s she’s pretty stacked and not shy about showing it off. You go, girl.

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