| May 9, 2008

Gemma Merna Pops Some Nuts

Gemma Merna plays a character name Carmel McQueen on the British TV show Hollyoaks, and has appeared on the Reality TV sorta game show Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack, and showed up as an extra on the show Little Britain. Aside from all that, she’s got quite the rack on her, and she isn’t afraid to show it off. In fact, Gemma Merna isn’t just unafraid to show off what God gave her, she spends most of her time looking for places to pop out. Okay, maybe that last part isn’t true, but just for the sake of our fantasies, we’re going to pretend it is. Here’s Gemma Merna in the latest issue of Nuts magazine. Yup. You’d be nuts not to salivate all over these pics.


| October 22, 2007

Brit Babe Invasion: Gemma Merna

Is our Brit Babe Invasion of the day, Gemma Merna, the next big thing to come out of the UK? Maybe, but probably not, although that won’t stop us from pretending she is, anyway, because frankly, when a woman looks this bloody good in lingerie, she deserves some wild exultations that have no basis in reality. In any case, Gemma Merna is yet another product of the Hollyoaks TV show from the UK, which has been scientifically proven to produce one out of every three hot babes to come out of England over the last ten years or so. No, really, I read it somewhere or somethin’.

| September 4, 2007

Hollyoaks Girls 2008 Calendar

Yes, ladies and gentlemen — but mostly the gentlemen, ahem — it’s that time of the year again, when the Brits wow us with their splendid calendars of half-dressed lovelies. And what better subject for a calendar than the ladies of the Hollyoaks TV show? We’re talking not one, not two, not even three, but a whopping fourteen Hollyoaks babes for your ogling pleasure. Yes, all your favorites are here in bikini wear, including Gemma Bissix, Zoe Lister, Roxanne McKee, and more names you have never heard of (or have you?), but should after seeing them in this calendar. So what are you waiting for? The Hollyoaks Girls 2008 Calendar will be available very soon (or maybe it’s available now?), so run out and get it. Or, er, order it online, since I don’t think you’ll find it at your local Barnes and Noble. Or can you? Wait, let me go and check…