A Bikini-Clad Geri Halliwell Makes Me Wish the Spice Girls were Touring Again
Remember when Posh Spice, aka Victoria Beckham, was the best thing the Spice Girls could offer in terms of a sex symbol? I think you can pretty much sweep that under the rug now, like some dirty, dirty secret from your past that, if brought out into the light, people might chase you with torches. Nowadays, no one is looking better than Geri Halliwell, the former “baby” of the Spice Girls, who has grown up (well not literally, but you know, metaphorically) into the hottest looking Spice Girls of them all. Of course her limberness in a bikini doesn’t hurt at all. In fact, they sorta help. If, you know, you like very limber girls. Yowsy.
Geri Halliwell is the Newly Appointed Limber Spice Girl
Wait, didn’t the Spice Girls reunite or something? Last I heard, they had. Or maybe I just wanna, I wanna, I wanna believed they had reunited. (Get it? Oh man, I kill me.) In any case, I don’t know what Geri Halliwell has been up to now that the group is no longer still touring (they still aren’t touring, right? damn my lazy lack of researching!), but perhaps it involved something to do with exorcising every single inch of fat from her body and replacing them with cold, hard hotness. I have to admit, Geri Halliwell aka Ginger Spice was never really my favorite of the group (like everyone else, I thought Posh was hot, way before she got so thin that you could literally see through the poor, emancipated girl), but I’m changing my mind. Geri Halliwell is officially the hottest Spice Girl out there. Or at least, the most limber.
More Geri Halliwell Bikini Pictures
Ask anyone, and they’ll tell you — I’ve always said that Geri Halliwell, aka Ginger Spice, was my favorite on the Spice Rack. Okay, so maybe I never actually said that to anyone, but I always meant to, and really, that’s almost as good as actually saying it. Am I right or am I right? Um, probably not. In any case, more Geri Halliwell bikini pictures, because, why the hell not? Hell, you can give me Geri Halliwell in a bikini all day and I’ll never complain; Posh Spice and her stick figure and fake rack has got nothing on Ginger Spice.
The Reunited Spice Girls Headlines Promos
In case you’ve been living under a rock, or just a really, really big sand pebble, then you already know that the Spice Girls have reunited for another trip around the concert rack. That’s right, Geri Halliwell, Melanie Chisholm, Emma Bunton, Melanie Brown and Victoria Beckham are back, and they look hotter than ever. Their first single as a group again will be the song “Headlines”, which one should assume has something to do with the girls being in the headlines over the years. I’m guessing Beckham has more headlines than the rest of the girls put together, but hopefully she’ll show good taste and not mention this to the girls during the music video shoot. Speaking of which, here are promos from that music video. Very nice.
Geri Halliwell Bikini Pictures
I’m torn about these bikini pictures of Geri Halliwell, of Spice Girls fame. (I believe she was Baby Spice. Or maybe she was Sporty Spice. All I know is that the black chick was Scary Spice, and the skinny chick was Posh Spice. Yeah, I’m going with Baby Spice. If I’m wrong — eh.) Anyhoo. I’m torn about these bikini pictures of Geri Halliwell. On the one hand, I’m a sucker for redheads, and Geri has certainly kept herself in shape, which is very respectable for any celebrity. But on the negative side, there’s something weird going on with that tummy. Are those stretch marks? If so, aren’t there surgical procedures one (such as a rich celebrity) could pay to get fixed? Still kinda hot, though. I love the fact that she’s just walking along and paparazzi are snapping pictures of her like bees. What a weird life, huh?
The Spice Girls Reunion is On!
After disbanding in February of 2001, the Spice Girls are back. Because, obviously, what this crazy world needs now the most is a Spice Girls reunion. Yes, it’s true, kids, Victoria Beckham, Melanie B, Emma Bunton, Melanie C and Geri Halliwell are back together again, and the Spice Girls (or G’s as I like to call them) have brought the band back together for another go-round. So where can you catch the G’s, and will they come to your hometown? Well that depends. Do you live in LA, Las Vegas, New York, Beunos Aires, London, Koln, Madrid, Beijing, Hong Kong, Sidney or Cape Town? If not, the you’re SOL, because those are the only towns they’re coming to. Here are the girls’ first group portrait in six years.