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Giada De Laurentiis Cooks with Hotness

According to all the extensive research I’ve done on Giada De Laurentiis (and of course by “extensive research” I mean I went on Wikipedia and read her entry), the Italian American cooking Goddess is the host of a number of TV shows on the Food Network (which must be, what, like working in porn for a really, really horny kid?), including Everyday Italian, Behind the Bash, Giada’s Weekend Getaways, and Giada in Paradise. Now I don’t know if she actually hosts all of them at the same time, but if she did, wow, that’s pretty impressive. I can’t even tie my shoelaces and think about hot girls at the same time, and Giada can host four shows at once? Man, where do all these chicks get the energy, and where can I get me some? (Those comic book collection don’t alphabetically sort themselves, you know.)

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Giada De Laurentiis is Cooking

It’s hard enough finding a woman that just looks like Italian-American chef Giada De Laurentiis, but to find one that can also cook, too? Not in this lifetime, baby. Or at least, not anywhere close to where I live, which in case you don’t know, is Crapsville, USA. In any case, you have your Rachael Ray and then you have your Giada De Laurentiis, who is parts Italian, parts American, and all around hottie chef. Seriously, people like Giada De Laurentiis makes me consider paying for the Food Network. Or at least watching it more than once a year. Maybe.

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