It’s times like these that I wish America had a no-clothes policy on its beaches. Now mind you, I don’t know if these pictures of supermodel Gisele Bundchen at the beach playing ball with her dogs were shot in America, but the fact that she still has her top on probably means Yes. In any case, it’s a lazy Sunday afternoon, NFL playoffs are on the tube, and you got a Brazilian Goddess on the beach in a bikini top. What’s not to love about life?
21 November 2006
A sea of hotties on a Tuesday night? Why not? Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio, Ana Beatriz Barros, Gisele Bundchen, Adriana Lima, Karolina Kurkova, Caroline Trentini, Flavia De Oliveira, Heather Marks, Selita Ebanks, Jessica Stam, Izabel Goulart, Katja Shchekina, Raquel Zimmerman, and Julia Stegner doing the Victoria’s Secret 2006 fashion show. In their underoos. Really, really sexy underoos. Dear God, I think I’m in love. Like, every other second, I mean. ‘Nuff said.
18 November 2006

17 November 2006
Speaking of impossibly hot Brazilian supermodels, here’s a completely gratuitous posting of Gisele Bundchen in really tight jeans walking somewhere doing something looking stunning. Now if you’re waiting for me to justify this post, you’re out of your mind, because I have no intentions except — dude, it’s Gisele Bundchen in really tight jeans looking really good. You want something more? Man, whoever is hitting that Brazilian booty tonight is going to need the Jaws of Life to peel those jeans off her…
26 October 2006
Leave it to Hollywood to resurrect a long-dead trend — masquerade balls. Weren’t the French the last ones to still cling onto this party style? And we all know what’s happened to the french since. But I digress. Here’s Scarlett Johansson, Stacy Keibler, and Gisele Bundchen all masked up and attending various mask-required functions, i.e. the kinds of parties you and I will never be invited to, ever. Well, you, anyway. Sorry, you.
16 October 2006
Posting pictures of Brazillian supermodel Gisele Bundchen in a two-piece bikini while walking on the beaches of Malibu, California is kind of anti-climactic. After all, the woman makes her living getting half-naked for fashions shows and snapping cameras, so, urm, isn’t she always half-naked anyways? And yet, despite knowing this, seeing Gisele Bundchen on the beach in a bikini is still pretty hot. Maybe it’s just a guy thing, but candid bikini shots are just so friggin awesome.
25 September 2006
The Hulk must be living right — first he’s putting it regularly to Jennifer Connelly in Ang Lee’s “The Hulk”, and now he’s getting his groove on with supermodel Gisele Bundchen. I’m talking about Aussie Eric Bana, the actor, of course. Here he is with current gal pal Gisele in the latest issue of Vogue. Frankly, I think Gisele traded up, dumping Leo for Bana. Then again, I’d rather she dump Bana for me, but hey, I can’t “hulk” out, or do very much except type random nonsense on the net. Hmm, to be gamma radiated…
1 September 2006
I don’t know about you, but I think there’s something very cute about seeing a world famous supermodel trying to run away from the paparazzi after she’s spotted on a beach in a two-piece bikini looking, in a word, friggin awesome. Such is life for Brazilian uber babe Gisele Bundchen, one of those women you don’t mind using the word “super” in conjunction with her profession as a model because, let’s face it, she deserves the title.
10 July 2006
Let me confess: I’m not as nuts over Gisele Bundchen as most of my fellow red-blooded American males. I don’t know why. She’s certainly attractive enough, and that body is just killer. Then again, she did use to date that dickweed Leonardo DiCaprio, so that’s a strike against her. But I digress. Here’s the blonde Brazillian (where else?) Victoria’s Secret supermodel in Arena magazine striking a pose.
30 June 2006
It must be the water, because Brazil is producing supermodels at an astounding rate. Which you wouldn’t think was possible, Brazil being, what, a South American country on the verge of Third World status. (Let me take this moment to apologize for my ignorance of Brazil’s rich cultural history. Ahem.) One of their finest product is Gisele Bundchen, who like her fellow supermodel sisters, is so popular that she is known only by one name, Brazillian Supermodel Chick #5556.
10 May 2006
Three lovely underwear models Karolina Kurkova, Gisele Bundchen and Adriana Lima at an event shilling for their sugar momma, Victoria and her Secret. Is it me or is Adriana Lima really vamping it up here? And do the other two girls look annoyed or what? Actually, Karolina Kurkova looks like she’s sleepwalking, but maybe it’s just the meth. I hear supermodels do meth like some of us throw football around in the yard. Okay, that makes absolutely no sense. Just ignore me.
26 January 2006
Supermodel Gisele Bundchen recently took some time off from strutting her stuff on the catwalk to get some fun in the sun on a beach in Rio De Janeiro. No signs of any boyfriends around, though. Does this mean I still have a shot? Uh, yeah.
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