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Random Model of the Day: Hana Nitsche

Germany’s Hana Nitsche is your Random Model of the Day. Remember Hana Nitsche? No? Well don’t worry, it doesn’t matter. You can get acquainted with her now. See, I’m flexible that way. As I was saying, Hana Nitsche comes to us all the way from Germany, where she participated in that Germany’s Next Top Model TV show. What’s Germany’s Next Top Model? It’s like America’s Next Top Model, except with, you know, German models. See how that works? And you thought TV was like complex and shit. I beg to differ. Anyhoo, here are some catalog shots of Hana Nitsche in a variety of swimwear. I would have preferred bikinis, of course, but then I’m just naturally pervy that way.

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Hana Nitsche is Leggy

Who is Hana Nitsche? Well, she was a foreign model who somehow got mixed up in that weird, weird Alexandra Paressant (remember, the chick who said she had an affair with Tony Parker?) debacle. The real Hana Nitsche was a finalist on the Germany version of “Germany’s Next Top Model”, which has one thing going for it: it doesn’t star that crazy chick who hosts the American version. Yeah, you know who you are. Anyways, here’s a single picture of Hana Nitsche, and it’s legalicious. Why, if there was an award for legs, she would win hands down. If legs was a crime, she would be on Death Row. You know, that sort of thing. Please to ogle.

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Alexandra Paressant is a Fraud? Hmm…

Who the hell is Alexandra Paressant? Beats the hell out of me. You remember her, don’t you? She’s the supposedly “French model” who accused San Antonio Spurs point guard Tony Parker of having an affair with her on his wife Eva Longoria. Well it may very well be that the Alexandra Paressant who is passing herself off as a model and actress may not even be the real thing at all. That is, she’s probably not only lying about the affair with Tony Parker, but she’s probably also lying about herself. Or so says Dana Kennedy at the Huffington Post, who has this intriguing article about Alexandra Paressant.

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