This is a lesbian kiss from next week’s episode of the TV show “Heroes”. Word is the show is having a hard time in its fourth season, so this may be as a result. Interviews I’ve read says Hayden Panettiere was the one who came up with the idea of giving her former cheerleader character a lesbian girlfriend, and they chose “Californication’s” Madeline Zima. Check out the kiss after the jump. Got you excited about watching “Heroes” again? Don’t be too hype, though. This ain’t Showtime or “The L Word”, after all, there’s only so much they can show.
27 May 2009
I’m not entirely sure what Hayden Panettiere was doing at Cannes, France over the week, but hey, I’m not complaining. Hell, the cowboy hat even looks good on her. Then again, when you’re wearing a bikini and look as good as our little cheerleader does in these photos from Cannes, you could be wearing a ski mask and people would still be saying, “Damn, that’s some hot girl under that ski mask!” Not a big fan of the tattoo, though, especially getting it along the side ribcage like that. What’s the deal with hot girls getting tattoos in bad places, anyway? I blame it on Megan Fox.
6 May 2009
Hayden Panettiere usually looks pretty good if she’s standing by herself. She loses a little something when she’s standing next to other people, mostly because, well, ol Hayden’s a little on the short side. As in, kinda midget-y. But you know what Hayden Panettiere isn’t short on? Pure hotness. Here’s the blonde tornado in Instyle UK magazine, showing off some of the rack her momma gave her. FYI: Did you hear that Hayden’s TV show Heroes has been renewed for a fourth season? Let’s all pray for a return to the cheerleader outfit. Me likey cheerleader outfit.
15 October 2008
If you haven’t done your civic duty and registered to vote yet, here’s Heroes star Hayden Panettiere to offer yet another funny reason why you should vote for the black guy and not that old white dude, what’s his name. Gosh, I sure hope Hollywood doesn’t do what it used to do back in the days of Joseph McCarthy and ostracize poor Hayden Panettiere for her brave, brave stand in voting for the black guy instead of the establishment white guy. It’s so brave of her to break from the ranks and speak her mind. Why, if there were prizes for bravery, I’d nominate Hayden to get one. Because, you know, she’s real brave and junk. Oh, Hayden, now that you’ve come out for Obama, I will cast aside my racist tendencies and vote for the black dude instead. Gosh, she’s cute!
6 October 2008
So Heroes Season 3. Have you been enjoying yourself, boyos? If so, then you have good taste, because Heroes Season 3 is looking pretty good. One of those reasons? Hayden Panettiere, in the future, is a bad, bad, bad girl. A gun-packing bad girl, in fact. NBC has released some promo shots of Hayden Panettiere as Future Claire. Love the black leather and the ponytail. Nothing says “I’m a gun-packing badass who will blow you to smithereens like black leather and pontytail”, I always say. Heroes airs on Mondays on NBC, so check it out if you tuned out after Season 2. Who could blame ya? Last season blew. Hayden Panettiere doesn’t.
25 August 2008
Speaking of hot girls from the NBC show Heroes, here’s Ali Larter’s co-star Hayden Panettiere, looking all classy and hot at the same time. Who knew that 19-year old girls like Hayden Panettiere would figure out that being hot doesn’t always mean you have to run around town licking the butts of statues? Well she seems to have learned that lesson very well, although I have to admit, seeing Hayden Panettiere licking the butt of a statue was kinda, well, hot, too. Anyways, here’s Hayden going the classy route, and still looking pretty damn nice. Hopefully dating her much older co-star on Heroes won’t screw the girl up. One can only hope, right? Then again, a screwed up Hayden Panettiere would be kind of interesting…
16 July 2008
Maybe it’s just me, doesn’t the fact that 18-year old Hayden Panettiere is dating, and is probably about to get hitched to (if you believe all the tabloid rumors) to her 30-something TV show co-star just makes her all that little more … hotter? Mind you, it would take a lot to make the girl hotter, but you know, that might just about does it. Marriage or not, Hayden Panettiere is the current pitchwoman for Candies, which I believe is a line of shoes. Or maybe breath mints. I’m not really sure. It’s either one or the other, I believe, or perhaps both? Anyways, some of the Candies shoot below, including one of the commercials (with her singing, I believe).
11 April 2008
Heroes star Hayden Panettiere thinks Sexual Harassment in the work place or in your daily life is wrong, even if it, you know, kinda makes you feel good when some dude you work with tells you that you’re hotter than Jessica Alba. But wait, what? Um, okay, sexual harassment is still wrong in this case. Or at least, that’s what my three sensitivity training courses have taught me. Who knew telling my co-worker that her ass is so tight she could squeeze them into my pocket was sexual harassment? Go figure. Anyhoo. Here’s Hayden Panettiere doing a sexual harassment PSA for the guys over at Funny or Die. Not all that funny, but at least Hayden isn’t whining about her life, ala Heroes, or crying over dolphins, and that’s a good thing.
7 March 2008
In an interview with Cosmo, Heroes star Hayden Panettiere said this about her body: “I don’t have a model’s body. But I’m not one of those crazy girls who thinks that they’re fat. I’m okay with what I have. I can rock this body, you know?” Um, no, we don’t know, Hayden, but we sure would like you to show us, if you know what I mean. Wait, she’s 18, right? I’m allowed to say that now, aren’t I? Anyways, she’s dating her Heroes co-star Milo Ventigmilia, who is 30 years old and easily the luckiest bastard in Hollywood. But you know what makes them dating kinda “ewwwwww”? Um, they play uncle and niece on the show! Anyways, Hayden looks pretty damn good on the cover of Cosmo’s latest issue.
26 November 2007
Is Heroes star Hayden Panettiere dating her co-star Milo something-or-rather? Is she too hot for TV? Does she really hate the Japanese? Does she really love dolphins? Oh, so many questions, and so little time to care. Which is to say, I don’t really care to answer any of those questions, but I do care that Hayden Panettiere is in GQ, and for some reason she’s decided to do some hula-hooping. Plus, er, other stuff. Yes, it’s Hayden Panettiere in a brief GQ spread. Now see, this is why I watch Heroes — it’s not because it’s a rad show with rad superpowers, but I’m hoping that there will be a scene where Hayden hula-hoops while wearing her undies. Wouldn’t that just be swell?
3 November 2007
Hayden Panettiere and her two-piece bikini wants to save the whales. Or at least, the really cute ones. The ugly whales? Eh, they can go to hell, because as we all know, California girls like Hayden Panettiere just ain’t got time for no ugly whales. (Yeah, yeah, I know, Hayden Panettiere is not from California, just go with it, ya bums.) In the quest to prove that she’s not just a TV superhero, Hayden and a bunch of some celebrity friends were recently in Japan trying to stop some scurvy fishermen from harpooning those cuddly pilot whales. I don’t think it went all that well, since whale hunting is allowed in Japan, and you’d think that if you wanted to stop the hunting, you’d get the Japanese government to change its policies, not try to harass a bunch of harden, “get off my lawn, you kids!” fishermen. But hey, if the power of Hayden and her bikini doesn’t get them to stop, what chances do us mortal men have?
11 September 2007
Get ready, kids, the latest season (Season number 2, to be precise) is coming your way courtesy of NBC, who have released these promo images of the “Heroes” cast (including, of course, Ali Larter and Hayden Panettiere and all those other, er, people on the show whose names I don’t know and I don’t want to know). Obviously my eyes were drawn to Hayden’s character’s new spiffy cheerleader outfit. I would think that after helping to save the world she would have gotten tired of that whole cheerleader stuff, but hey, when you get to see Hayden in a cheerleader outfit, why would you go away from that? Thanks, Tim Kring and company! (Of course, I’m also expecting to see more of Ali Larter stripping guys…) “Heroes” premieres later this month. Tune in — or die!
24 August 2007
Don’t worry, boys, in case you were too afraid to ogling Hayden Panettiere’s first appearance in FHM Magazine (the UK version, the U.S. version having gone kaput), the girl has turned 18 years old now, so that officially makes it okay. Well, okay in the sense that Yeah, you’re still a dirty old men, but somehow it just seems less dirty now that Hayden Panettiere has turned 18. And besides, it’s not nearly as risque or sexy a spread as the previous “coming soon” ads for the spread would have you believe. And in case you don’t know, the geeky Japanese guy with her in one of the pictures is Masi Oka, her co-star on the NBC show “Heroes”. Now all we have to do is wait for Ali Larter to follow her co-star…
21 August 2007
Wasn’t it just yesterday (or the day before) when we were all thinking dirty thoughts about Heroes star Hayden Panettiere and feeling a little guilty about it? After all, she was still just 17 back then, and there was something not quite right with ogling that wonderful body. But behold — Hayden Panettiere has turned 18 years old! So you know what that means, boys, no more jailbait! And of course, ogling Hayden Panettiere is no longer quite as creepy as before. Well, okay, it’s still a little bit creepy, but it’s not quite AS creepy as it was yesterday. And really, isn’t feeling a little LESS creepy worth it? Oh, you dirty old men you…
19 August 2007
In case you didn’t know, “Heroes” star Hayden Panettiere will soon be seen in the August 23rd issue of FHM Magazine. We’re not sure how “revealing” these photos will be, and we can only hope for the best, since bikini pictures of Hayden Panettiere has promised quite an eyeful. Then again, Hayden is still 17 (or is she 18 now?), so her parents may have something to say about her doing a too-revealing photoshoot. Like Hilary Duff before her, Hayden Panettiere is starting to grow up, and in today’s Hollywood, that seems to mean showing up in one of the men’s magazines like Maxim or Stuff. Why Hayden Panettiere chose FHM is a mystery, but we sure are looking forward to seeing it, that’s for sure.
1 August 2007
All the girls are making appearances in lads magazines lately. The latest addition to the TV babe turned magazine spread hottie is Heroes’ own Hayden Panettiere. You just know this was on its way, even before it was on its way. Here’s one picture from the upcoming spread, to be seen in FHM UK’s October issue, which will be released for your perusal pleasure on August 23rd. Since it’s FHM UK I’m guessing you’ll just have to order your issue from overseas, since I’m not sure you can find one in the States. Or can you? Anyways, here’s the released picture to tease the audience about what’s to come. Sly move, FHM, very sly move!
1 August 2007
More Hayden Panettiere bikini pictures, because you guys seemed to love the last batch so much. I’m nothing if I’m not responsive to my fans, and by “fans” I mean the three people living in their mom’s basement who for some reason or another keeps emailing me pictures of Underdog in his boxers. I mean come on, guys, Underdog??? But I digress. Here are more Hayden Panettiere bikini pictures. She was in San Diego over the weekend for Comic Con, so I’m assuming she just slipped on the two-piece and ran off to the beach with some lucky dude. Lucky ass dude.
9 July 2007
Speaking of attractive young actresses making a good example of themselves for the kids, here’s “Heroes” star Hayden Panettiere (and yes, I do have to look up her last name everytime I type it; damn thing is harder to memorize than a crack junkie taking the SAT while on crack) at the beach in a two-piece bikini showing how it’s done. Pay attention, Mandy Moore! When you’re a star, you gotta pay attention to the body, and not indulge in fatty food all day long, even when your movie bombs like there’s no tomorrow. But nevermind the other girl, let’s concentrate on Hayden Panettiere and that bikini. Have I mentioned how much I love the guy who invented the bikini?
29 June 2007
Young Miss Hayden Panettiere apparently has a tongue fetish. Or to be more precise, a licking things with her tongue fetish. I think that’s the only conclusion you can come up with after seeing these very candid shots of the “Heroes” star going around town licking, well, just about anything and everything that doesn’t need licking. And when she can’t lick something, she feigns tonguing her friend’s boobs. How old is Hayden Panettiere? Sixteen? Seventeen? Oh dear. Can you say, Lindsay Lohan Part Deux? I can! Check out Hayden Panettiere being a bad, bad bad girl below.
28 June 2007
No, seriously, she does. I wish I was kidding with you, but I’m not. Apparently this is some gag picture that Hayden had taken by some friend, showing her bending an salaciously licking the ass of a golden statue in, from what I can tell, a diner or restaurant. I have no idea how it ended up spread all over the Internet, but it’s here now, and it ain’t going anywhere. (Scroll down to the see the picture below if you can’t wait.) So what’s going on with the girl? I don’t know, but I suspect it’s the Lindsay Lohan/Britney Spears problem: too young, too rich, too famous, and too much freedom to do whatever she wants. Seriously, those guys running “Heroes” better pay attention to this girl before she goes straight over the cliff and takes their show with her.
7 October 2009