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Heather Locklear is 45 Years of Bikini Deliciousness

Heather Locklear is 45 years old going on 46, but you wouldn’t know that from these bikini pictures of the ex-Mrs. Sambora on the beach in a teeny bitty two-piece bikini learning how to get her surf on. (Do kids still get their things “on”?) In any case, the former “Fall Guy” and “Melrose Place” star (yes, there is a reason all those shows were from waaaaaaaay back) was spotted learning how to surf, and holy Mother of God does she look good. I mean, wow. I know women who are 30 years younger than her who doesn’t look half that good. It’s ridiculous, but oh so nice.

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Hollywood Babes Love the 58th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

Yes, folks, it’s that time of the year again, when TV’s beautiful people crowd the red carpet and act like movie stars, even though, you know, they’re not. I mean, they do work in TV, primarily. But I digress. Among the hotties attending the 58th Annual Primetime Emmys (aka the Friggin Emmys that No One Watches) were Jennifer Love Hewitt and her marvelous breasts, former American Idol chick Kimberly Caldwell, found again Evangeline Lilly, midget lover Heather Locklear, “reporters” Maria Menounos, Vanessa Minnillo, and Nancy O’Dell; and finally, my favorite house call Doctor, Jennifer Morrison. Now where did the Emmys misplace my invitation? I tell ya, those guys need to get their act together…

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Holy Sh*T, They Really Are Dating

From the files of, “Holy sh*t, they really aredating!”, comes this picture of Heather Locklear and David Spade on the beach holding hands. Now I like Spade (watch his “Showbiz Show” whenever it’s on, even the reruns, which should tell you the pathetic state of my social life (or lack thereof)), so I’m kinda rooting for the little bugger here. And hey, I always thought Heather Locklear was taller. Either he’s wearing lifts or she’s actually short. Go figure.

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Signs of the Apocalypse: Heather Locklear Dates David Spade

Dear God, has the world gone insane? The super hot Heather Locklear is dating the super short David Spade? The guy who looks like a girl? Say it ain’t so! Here are some reasons why Heather Locklear is waaaaaay too hot for David Spade.

From Angeleno Magazine:

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Heather Locklear is Single Again — Call Me!

A shocker for fans of Hollywood marriages that aren’t annulled a week after tying the not, as Heather Locklear and hubby-musician Richie Sambora announces their divorce earlier this month. So why did the two split? Apparently because ol Richie couldn’t get over his personal assistant Stephanie Heaton.

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