Here’s how much I know about ABC’s mega hit “Dancing With the Stars” show — I still don’t know what the winners get. I mean, do they get free dance lessons for life? Free tap shoes? What exactly does winning “Dancing with the Stars” means besides, you know, winning “Dancing with the Stars”? Anyhoo, nevermind my ignorance. The latest person to get kicked off the show is Heather Mills. And if you don’t know who Heather Mills is, then you probably don’t own the TV. But if you do own a TV and you still don’t know who Heather Mills is, you need to burn your TV or give it away to that bum sleeping in your trash bin.
23 February 2007
Say what? Doesn’t Heather Mills, ex-wife of Paul McCartney, only has one leg? How can someone with just one leg be on a dancing show? Well, however she’s gonna do it, she’s gonna do it come “Dancing with the Stars’” fourth season. Joining our one-legged wonder will be boxing chick Laila Ali, the daughter of Muhammad Ali, former Achy Breaky heart dude himself, Billy Ray Cyrus, former ‘N Sync boy band boy Joey Fatone, Olympic speed-skater Apolo Anton Ohno, former basketball star (and ex Houston Rocket!) Clyde Drexler, TV-radio host Leeza Gibbons, and of course, what show would be complete without Big Pussy (aka Vincent Pastore) from “The Sopranos.”
25 April 2007