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MTV’s The Hills to Continue Without Lauren Conrad

Lauren Conrad may have left their show The Hills to concentrate on fashion designing (or something), but that’s not going to stop MTV from airing even more episodes of the current season. It won’t be a new season, it will just mean more episodes of the current season, which will spend more time with recent newlyweds Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. Why is this important to you? Um, it’s not. I don’t even watch the show, but it does give me an excuse to post more pictures of Lauren Conrad, and any excuse that allows me to do that is a welcome one, indeed.

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Happy Fourth of July, America

Let’s face it, America rocks. If you don’t agree, then you’re probably not one of us (you poor bastard), or you are one and if you still disagree, then you’re a self-hating douche bag. Either way, go fuck yourself. And now, our daily dose of celebrities looking smoking hot in American flag themed bikini ensembles. Yeah, yeah, I know, it’s probably not such a good idea to turn our precious American flag into a frakkin’ bikini, or any other article of clothing for that matter, but just for THIS ONE TIME, we’re going to look the other way. Please to enjoy. (And try not to blow off your fingers throwing dynamites at your bratty nephews, ya bums. Happy Fourth of July!)

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Happy Memorial Day, America!

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Video: Heidi Montag’s Higher Music Video

Wow. I don’t know if this is the real thing or what, or if this some kind of amateur home video music video shoot (or an attempt at one), but wow. The song blows, of course, and the production value is on the scale of my home movies (and that’s insulting my home movies), but I’ll be damn if this thing isn’t nearly perfect. All you have to do is put the volume on mute and just watch a really hot girl with fake boobs but a nearly flawless body parading around in a teeny bitty two-piece bikini on the beach. God Bless The Hills.

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Heidi Montag in Maxim

Heidi Montag, for the uninitiated, is one of the stars (and I use the term loosely) on The Hills. The Hills, for the uninitiated, is one of MTV’s Godawful “reality” (yeah, right) TV shows that has less basis in reality than, say, all those movies about how Sarah Jessica Parker is a gorgeous New Yorker and such. But Heidi Montag doesn’t look half bad, and after a couple of trips under the knife, she’s looking practically hot. Here’s Heidi and her new wares on the cover and in the pages of the February issue of Maxim Magazine. Hey, I don’t watch The Hills, but I’d like to climb them hills!

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Even More Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

Thank God for plastic surgeons and breast implants, because let’s face it, as uninhibited as she seems, I’m not sure if The Hills star Heidi Montag would grace us mortal men with her perfect figure and generous assets if she hadn’t, ahem, improved on her natural, God-given assets. Which just makes me one big fan of Heidi Montag and the guy who worked on her, because as obvious as those breast implants are, they look just fantastic on the girl. And when she slips on the two-piece bikini and goes for a stroll on the beach, it’s like the sky has opened and God is giving up the thumbs up. That, or maybe I’m just suffering from heartburn. Damn spicy Thai food…

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More Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

I’m not really sure why there are suddenly so many bikini pictures of Heidi Montag, but I ain’t complain’, that’s for bloody damn sure. Here’s Heidi Montag, one of the stars of MTV’s faux “Reality” TV show The Hills, which is about rich California girls who lives up on hills and comes down to, like, go on dates and stuff. Um, yeah, as you’ll probably notice, I have never actually watched the show, but I sure don’t mind ogling the girls on it. Which makes me feel kind of guilty, actually. It’s like getting an A on a test even though you never took it. Which, by the way, is how I got through high school. Wink wink.

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Lauren Conrad and Girls of The Hills Season 3

Hey look, kids, it’s California Stereotype Central — aka the cast of MTV’s “The Hills” Season 3! Yes, that’s right, the Cali girls and their ridiculously inane problems are back. It’s Lauren Conrad fretting about her boy problems, Heidi Montag introducing the gang to her new implants, Whitney Port explaining the magazine business to her buds, and Audrina Patridge getting cozy with Lauren in Heidi’s old pads. Can you say, “Potential lesbian action”? Okay, so you can say that, but it’s probably not gonna happen, which is a damn crying shame. Anyhoo, here are the girls in their show’s Season 3 promos. I gotsa get me to California and hang out in them hills…

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Heidi Montag Loves America (Flag) Bikini Pictures

I’m not sure when these pictures of Heidi Montag in an American flag-themed bikini was taken, but I like to think she slipped these on during the July 4th holiday to show her patriotism. Then again, these pictures could be from yesterday. Mind you, not that that would matter, because Heidi Montag is a stunning babe regardless of what day you caught her on. And hey, if she just happens to be wearing a two-piece bikini, that’s just even better for us. And of course by “us” I mean every warm-blooded American male out there. (Okay, you foreigners can enjoy her, too, just don’t go bragging about it.)

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Playboy Offers Heidi Montag $1 Million to Pose Nude

Apparently Hef has a boner for “The Hills” star Heidi Montag. Or at least, he really wants to see her nude, because he’s offered the Reality TV babe a cool $1 million to pose nude in Playboy. Well at least according to Montag’s camp. Playboy says, Yeah, they want her in their pages, but they aren’t willing to pay $1 million for the privilege. Whose right, whose wrong, and who cares? More pictures of Heidi Montag in a two-piece bikini for everyone! God bless those Hills…

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Reality TV Babe Heidi Montag Shows Off her New Breast Implants

MTV has been known for many things, but lately they seem to be known for producing cheaply made and produced Reality TV programs at an astounding clip. How many “date” (and I use the term loosely; it’s more like, “fake date”) shows do they currently have in their stable? I think around 4000 at last count, but I could be wrong. They also have a ton of “Laguna Beach” like shows, and one of them is “The Hills”. Of the cast, Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad have gained some measure of fame outside the show, with Conrad getting it by way of a supposed sex tape, while Heidi Montag just looks damn good in a bikini. It’s known for a while now that Heidi had gotten breast implants, and when you spend that much money on sometime, you want people to photograph you “casually” frolicking on the beach in your bikini. The Hills, indeed!

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