I can see it now: “Coming in 2010, from the same geniuses who convinced Anne Hathaway to take her top off in “Havoc” so she’ll be taken more seriously as an actress in Hollywood, comes “Havoc 3″, starring Hilary Duff like you’ve never seen her before!” Now just add in that Movie Guy’s voice, some ’70s-ish porn music, and you got yourself the biggest selling movie of all time, starring Hilary Duff, with nary a crappy pop song to be found anywhere in the soundtrack. But instead of Latin gangbangers, Hilary will be taking it off for, like, some Aryan Nation scumbag or something. Yeah, yeah, I know it’s never going to happen. Or at least, not happen anytime soon. (I’m just optimistic that way.) But anyways, here are some special Hilary Duff hotness, outtakes, as far as I can tell, from her recent triumphant return to Maxim.
15 December 2008
Oh let’s face it, it’s only a matter of time until Hilary Duff goes the Natalie Portman route and shows up butt naked in a movie for absolutely no reason other than to shed her “good girl” image. Remember when Portman did it for that movie about a hotel, where she was completely nude except for a pair of socks? Then she did that stripper movie where she didn’t actually strip but associating Natalie Portman with stripping was still hot enough that people started looking at her in a whole new light. Hilary Duff is headed that way. But until that happens, here’s Hilary Duff back on the cover and pages of Maxim Magazine. Like last time, this still isn’t exactly risque “lock the door and make sure ma doesn’t come in” stuff, but you know what they say, stop yer bitchin’ cause this is as close as you’re gonna get. For now.
19 May 2008
When Hilary Duff’s parents were trying to come up with a name for her, and they settled on Hilary, did you think they spent another extra minute or so pondering the pros and cons of adding an extra “l” to her name? Now before you brush it off, think about it, there are definite pros and cons to having an extra “l” in your name. For one, you wouldn’t have to constantly write the extra “l”, which would, like, save you about a day or two from now to the time you’re dead. But on the other hand, you’d have to constantly answer that your name only has one “l” when people ask you in school or when they’re writing your name, which would add additional days or two to your life from now to the end of your death. Now that I think about it, it probably would even out anyways. Anyhoo. Here’s Hilary Duff in Allure magazine.
20 March 2008
Seriously, wow, when did Hilary Duff get so hot? Oh wait, that’s right, she was pretty hot when she showed up in Maxim and FHM. Well, that was kind of a stupid question. But maybe the better question is, will we ever catch Hilary Duff looking less than spectacular? And do we really want to? Probably not. So what’s Hilary Duff doing out on the street in fishnet stockings, mini-skirt, and a very nice cop? I have absolutely no idea, but I sure am liking it. Seriously, wow, what a sight. Hilary Duff is all grown up, boys.
18 March 2008
Geez, I remember covering this movie called “War Inc” starring John Cusack last year, but never heard hide or hair of the film until now, when someone sent this gorgeous picture of Hilary Duff from the movie. It’s just one lone picture, but it shows a buff and tight Hilary Duff in a midriff baring shirt. In the film, Duff plays a spoiled pop star who gets into all sorts of trouble. And since the movie is Rated R, can we hope and pray for a little T&A? Perhaps, perhaps. But until the film comes out (probably onto DVD, it’s looking like, maybe a slight theatrical run), here’s a little dose of “War Inc” with Hilary Duff. Hotchie matchie!
2 November 2007
Earlier this month we posted the ad FHM was sending around to advertise the upcoming appearance of American pop princess Hilary Duff in their upcoming issue. Well that issue is here, and thanks to reader Tron-A who sent me the pictures of Hilary’s appearance in FHM UK. How do they compare with Duff’s appearance in Maxim? Hmm, I don’t know. I would have to give Maxim the thumbs up in this head-to-head battle, if only because Maxim got Duff in some sexy clothes, while FHM sort of had to settle for way too much clothes. How much clothes? Compare this Duff spread to any that FHM does, and you’ll see a stark difference. If she’s not going to do anything overtly revealing, is there any point in even featuring her? I dunno…
23 October 2007
Not content to just wow men everywhere with her glorious legs in the U.S., former teen pop starlet turned all grown up sex symbol Hilary Duff took her legs and her sparkling smile to Latin America for the MTV Latin American Music Awards. I hear tell the big winner at the Awards show was Smash Mouth, as usual. I mean, come on, who doesn’t like Smash Mouth? What’s their hit song again? Oh right. “You’re an all star, you have star, you’re all that, and something, something…” Okay, so I don’t know how it really goes, but I guarantee you, it’s a good song. I mean, it won awards and stuff. Smash Mouth rules! But I digress.
11 October 2007
In her new movie “Greta”, Hilary Duff plays a waitress who falls in love with the cook at her restaurant. The problem? He’s black, and she’s white, and that causes problems with her grandparents. I’m guess she lives with them or something, since why would you care what your grandparents think. Now I don’t know how the above description of “Greta” has to do with these pictures of Hilary Duff at the beach, soaking wet and looking, as the kids would say, slammin’ hot, but that’s where I’m told they’re from so I’m going to go with it. If I’m wrong, well, who cares, you got to see a soaking wet Hilary Duff. You complaining, chum?
8 October 2007
After everyone’s favorite Disney starlet turned adult actress and singer showed up in the pages of Shape Magazine and then later, in Maxim Magazine, I’m not sure if the news that Hilary Duff will be showing up in the pages of FHM Magazine (the UK version, we presume, as the American version is now defunct) will elicit the same kind of excitement that it would have generated if, you know, she had shown up in FHM before Maxim. But hey, considering that Hilary Duff’s spread in Maxim wasn’t all that exciting to begin with, maybe this turn in FHM will be better. Here’s a hint of things to come — FHM’s ad to advertise Hilary’s upcoming issue, on newsstands in November.
21 August 2007
I’m not sure what kind of audience a post-Disney Channel Hilary Duff is getting nowadays, but if her new leggy persona is any indication, then young Miss Duff must be attracting an all new kind of audience. And by which I mean men who really love girls who likes to show off their nice legs, because let’s face it, Hilary Duff and short-shorts are quickly becoming synonymous. Here’s a recent concert appearance by Hilary. I’m not sure what song she’s singing her, but it’s probably the hit off her new album, “With Love”, which has a very nice synth poppy sound. Hey, I’m not ashame to admit it, that song is on my playlist, and I’m proud of it, dammit! (Just don’t tell anyone, okay?)
16 July 2007
I have to admit, the mere thought of Hilary Duff showing up in Maxim Magazine puts me into all kinds of good mood, but having seen the pictures of her highly anticipated appearance… Well, let’s just say that I’m a little disappointed. Hell, she has more clothes on here than when she showed up in Shape magazine! What the hell is that all about? In any case, when asked what audiences should expect to see in her upcoming movie “War Inc”, Duff replied, “I put a live scorpion down my pants.” Wow. Hilary shows up in the August issue of Maxim Magazine, out on newstands July 24th. Maybe the actual issue will have better (more revealing) pictures, because man, what I’m seeing here is just disappointing…
27 June 2007
Hilary Duff is becoming a woman. If you didn’t know that by now, you’ll certainly know it once singer/actress/hottie-in-the-making Hilary Duff makes her covergirl appearance in Shape Magazine (coming to a newsstand near you very soon — June 29, to be exact), where she’ll be sporting a two-piece bikini and showing off some impressive abs. (A small version of the cover can be seen to you left there, and another picture below.) Entertainment Tonight was around for the Shape bikini photoshoot (God bless you, ET!), and you can check out the video below. Tell me Hilary Duff isn’t immensely hot, and I’ll call you a liar, then go to your house and punch you in the face for being a dolt.
21 May 2007
Here at the Random Page, we pride ourselves on knowing when a celebrity is getting ready to show up half-dressed on the pages of Maxim, Stuff, or other similarly themed men’s magazine. We are currently taking bets that Hilary Duff is headed that way, and in this segment of Hilary’s March to Maxim, we present you an appearance by Hilary at the Z100 Zootopia Concert, wearing tight shorts and black net stockings. With this latest development, we are placing Hilary’s upcoming appearance on the cover of Maxim at 4 to 5 months, give or take a couple of half-naked concert appearances ala Brooke Hogan’s recent appearance onstage.
2 May 2007
Um, when did Ashlee Simpson decide that she wanted to change her face through plastic surgery and become Hilary Duff? It might be after she saw Hilary Duff become a brunette, after which Ashlee probably went, “Hey, people think I’m becoming my sister Jess; I’ll show them and become Hilary Duff instead!” Because, you know, looking at Ashlee here, and considering Hilary Duff before the brunette look, I can’t tell the difference between the two. See for yourself — which is the real thing, and which is a pop singer trying desperately to be someone else?
18 April 2007
The more I see of Hilary Duff, the more I’m really starting to like what I see, which leads to a feeling of guilt. Why? Because Hilary Duff has always presented herself, and indeed, seems to really be a nice, sweet girl-next-door type. Never sexy, never tried to be, and then — bam. There was that appearance on Jay Leno with her synth song, and now in Blender magazine looking just as good, if not better. Dark hair really does do the girl good. Should I feel guilty about ogling her? Maybe. Maybe not. I’m gonna go with maybe not…
4 April 2007
You may or may not have caught last night’s “Tonight Show with Jay Leno”, but Hilary Duff was on performing a song. She’s still a brunette (she looks really good as a brunette, in fact) and she did this weird synth-sounding sound that I never picture her doing. Anyways, she was quite sexy doing it, and not just because she was wearing 5-inch stiletto heels. In fact, this looks like a precursor of what we can expect from the “new” Hilary Duff. One can only hope that a stint on maxim will be next. Come on, Maxim, get to work! You got the less attractive, less famous little sister to do it, now start working on the big sister!
9 February 2007
I suppose we knew this was coming, didn’t we? After Hilary Duff started sporting some seriously dark mascara in her music videos and photoshoots, you sort of knew the dark raven look wouldn’t be far off. Isn’t this how Mandy Moore went through her own “Hollywood, take me seriously!” phase? But you know what, Hilary Duff looks pretty damn hot as a brunette. I mean, seriously, she even has that side saddle smirking thing going on, and I like that in my former blonds. Here’s the newly brunette Hilary Duff at MTV’s TRL entertaining the mindlessly howling masses.
21 August 2006
It started with black eye mascara, then she showed up somewhere without any bra on, and then bam — two pairs of long legs for all the world to see. The next thing you know, former teeny bopper (or is she still one?) Hilary Duff will be showing up in FHM or Maxim getting her “I’m a big girl now” groove on. Then again, maybe that’s just wishful thinking on our part. But in any case, here’s Hilary Duff somewhere looking pretty good and showing off a ton of legs. Yes, they are unfathomably white and pale legs, but hey, celebrity legs are better than yours and mine, so, er, uhm… What was I saying? Right. Hilary Duff is showing off legs, and I’m pretty sure that’s a see-through shirt with no signs of a bra underneath…
21 June 2006
So T-Mobile is launching their new T-Mobile Sidekick 3 (which I hear is sidekickier than the previous 2) and of course they’re “launching” it with a party and inviting a buttload of hot celebrities to join the fun and get free T-Mobile swag. And of course, the babes came in droves, since as we all know, the only thing hot Hollywood babes love more than guys with great personality and a sense of humor and who likes quiet walks on the beach is free cellphone shit. You’d think they could just buy this stuff with all the money they have, but I digress. Continue for the full guess list…
16 June 2006
File this one under, “Wow, maybe I still have a chance to tap that ass after all!”, or maybe, “Damn, I better start taking my medication, because I’m getting all delusional and shit again,” but Lizzie Maguire, aka Hilary Duff, has confessed that she’s still a virgin. No, I kid you not, boys and girls. (Well, mostly boys, since I don’t know what girls would be reading this lame ass site.) You realize what this means, right? Hilary Duff has just jumped to the head of my, “Christ, I wish I was famous so I can be the first to tap that ass” list, knocking down Adriana Lima, who has also confessed to being a virgin despite her sexy-as-hell image.
1 January 2009