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Hilary Swank Shills for Guerlain

24 April 2008

I don’t know who is managing Hilary Swank’s career, but aside from all the hardware she’s brought home through her movies, the woman has gone through just a simply amazing transformation. It started with a couple of bra and panties shoot, a new hairstylist, and are those better teeth? Whatever she’s doing, it’s definitely working. And while Hilary Swank won’t be Charlize Theron any time soon, I gotta admit, she’s getting pretty close to being considered pretty. Now that may sound a tad mean, but come on, you’ve seen her in “Million Dollar Baby”, etc, this isn’t a woman who wakes up looking like a model from a shampoo commercial. Here’s Hilary Swank’s latest step toward babedom — shilling for Guerlain perfume.

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Hilary Swank Bikini Pictures

30 August 2007

Oh sure, you can go on and on about how Hilary Swank is not the prototypical Hollywood starlet, but you’ll be pressed to find a better actress working in Hollywood today. (And yes, I will even forgive her for the miserably idiotic “Freedom Writers”, aka “White Woman Saves Black Kids Again”.) She’s won two Oscars, and in the last few years, she’s been working hard to overhaul her image, and the results? A sexier, hotter Hilary Swank. Okay, so maybe “hotter” might not be correct, but Hilary has definitely gotten a lot sexier than before. Check out these bikini pictures of the two-time Oscar winner (with some fat guy) on the beach. What a body. Am I right or am I right? Hilary Swank has got it going ON.

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Hilary Swank: Hot Bod, Not so Much Face

11 July 2007

I feel kinda bad for Hilary Swank. She’s such a good and talented actress, but she’s such the anti-thesis of Hollywood. Girls like Jessica Alba and Jessica Simpson gets by on their looks (hell, I’m still of the belief that neither women can act their way out of a paper bag), but Hilary Swank has to win two Oscars just to be taken seriously. And even then, she still had to go through a make-over to remove the “harshness”, if you will from her face. But I’ll tell you what, she may not have succeeded in the face area (short of plastic surgery, I don’t think Hilary can do a whole lot there, alas), but there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that body. I mean, holy cow, that’s one hot bod, baby.

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Hilary Swank Sexy in Esquire

11 March 2007

I said it the last time I posted sexy images of Hilary Swank, and I’ll say it again: the best thing to happen to Oscar winner Hilary Swank was a divorce from her husband, what’s-his-name. Since then, she’s made a concerted effort to re-haul her, shall we say, less than appeal image. She’s always been considered a great actress (the lady did win two Oscars, you know, but people never used the words “sexy” or “beauty” in the same sentence as Hilary’s name. Well guess what? Thanks to the miracle of good public relations people and private stylists, I dare say Hilary Swank has achieved the impossible — she’s very, very sexy in the latest issue of Esquire.

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Divorce Does Hilary Swank Good

10 January 2007

I don’t know what’s happened to Hilary Swank ever since she divorced her husband, but me likey the results! Maybe she got a new stylist, or a new manager, or maybe she’s just hooking up with the right photographers, but the post-marriage Hilary Swank is managing the impossible — making Hilary Swank look hot. Yes, I kid you not. We are still talking about the same woman who was caught chowing down on a burger at a fast food joint after just winning an Oscar for “Million Dollar Baby”. I don’t know what Hilary Swank’s “people” have been doing to her, but they should keep it up!

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Hilary Swank Bikini Pictures

27 November 2006

What’s a two-time Oscar winner gotta do to get a little respect in Hollywood? Well, if you look like Halle Berry or Jessica Alba, then not a whole lot. But if you look like Hilary Swank, slipping on a two-piece white bikini to show off some ridiculously shapely and hot body ain’t such a bad idea. Here’s the newly divorced, Award winning, and post-Oscars MacDonalds chomping actress Hilary Swank (she of the “Karate Kid” sequel) doing the sexy bikini photoshoot on a beach thang. Nice.

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