You know, being hot isn’t as easy a job as you’d think. Take Hollyoaks babe Claire Cooper, for example (she plays Jacqui Malota on the show, and has been in Coronation Street and Waterloo Road as well), who was somewhere doing something, and decided to get into shape by, well, doing cartwheels in the grass and just in general being, you know, hot. You gotta respect a woman who can look this good without trying too hard. And I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again — God bless whoever created the Hollyoaks TV show. This show has given us more British babes per capita than, wholly, the entire country, possibly.
12 May 2008
Monday blows, but former Hollyoaks girl (and now Life is Wild girl?) Tiffany Mulheron makes it that just a little bit more bearable. And if you know me at all, then you know that Mondays are particularly bad for me, mostly because I have to make an effort to get up very early in the morning and steal my neighbor’s newspaper. (You know, like in the comic strips and old timey TV shows? Yup, I still do it.) Now if you know my neighbor, then you know taking his newspaper is pretty hard to do. The guy is what people call a light sleeper, and I have to tip toe across his lawn to get to his paper. Then there’s his dog, who wakes up early on Mondays, which forces me to wake up even earlier. So you know, Monday blows. Tiffany Mulheron, though, does not. Especially in a bikini.
28 November 2007
Another Brit Babe graces our page, and she also happens to be a Hollyoaks girl. Coincidence? Yeah, if you believe we’re all alone in the universe, because obviously we’re not. Um, where was I? Oh right. Our Brit Babe of the day is Sinead Moynihan, who plays the character Beth Clement on the British TV soap Hollyoaks. Or maybe you know her more as Ashley Webb in Drop Dead Gorgeous, which incidentally, is also the title of my autobiography when I find time to finally sit down and write it. Because, you know, people are clamoring for it, and you know me, I’m always willing to give to the people.
30 October 2007
What’s that? You don’t know who Sarah Jayne Dunn is? Well you should pretty soon. Besides being our Brit Babe of the day, she’s also rumored to be in the upcoming Batman Begins sequel, The Dark Knight, which means she may be rubbing elbows with the Caped Crusader very soon. Or at least that’s the rumor. It might be wrong, who knows. In any case, Sarah Jayne Dunn is yet another former Hollyoaks beauty, which makes her, oh, I don’t know, the 500th Hollyoaks girl to be showcase here? Somewhere around there, give or take a dozen or so. And oh yeah, she’s also been on the show Drop Dead Gorgeous — and we have to agree. She is all that, alright.
22 October 2007
Is our Brit Babe Invasion of the day, Gemma Merna, the next big thing to come out of the UK? Maybe, but probably not, although that won’t stop us from pretending she is, anyway, because frankly, when a woman looks this bloody good in lingerie, she deserves some wild exultations that have no basis in reality. In any case, Gemma Merna is yet another product of the Hollyoaks TV show from the UK, which has been scientifically proven to produce one out of every three hot babes to come out of England over the last ten years or so. No, really, I read it somewhere or somethin’.
25 September 2007
What’s a day without a brand spanking new Hollyoaks babe to discover? Not a very good day in my book. (But then again, I don’t know how to read, so what do I know. Damn you public schooling!) Ahem. Where was I? Oh right, our latest Hollyoaks babe is Loui Batley, who assays the role of Sarah Barnes on the show. So what else about her? Um, I’m not really sure, but she’s really attractive and she looks like a million bucks in these Maxim Magazine scans. There are two types of women — the kind that looks good in lingerie, and the kind that don’t. Loui Batley falls in the former category. And how!
18 September 2007
I don’t know what exactly Hollyoaks babes Jennifer Metcalfe and Roxanne McKee are doing in these pictures, but in any language watching two hot women (one wearing a two-piece bikini, no less!) is nothing less than perfect wet fantasy material. I’ve started watching the Hollyoaks TV show on BBC America, and I have to say that I never saw anything this hot on the show, despite the show’s bevy of beauties and their propensity for, shall we say, take off their clothes at the drop of a hat. God Bless the Brits and their TV show sensibilities. Too bad we don’t have an American counterpart except for that awful Desperate Housewives, which is really, well, awful. Anyways, enjoy Jennifer Metcalfe and Roxanne McKee having fun with a water gun. I am.
4 September 2007
Yes, ladies and gentlemen — but mostly the gentlemen, ahem — it’s that time of the year again, when the Brits wow us with their splendid calendars of half-dressed lovelies. And what better subject for a calendar than the ladies of the Hollyoaks TV show? We’re talking not one, not two, not even three, but a whopping fourteen Hollyoaks babes for your ogling pleasure. Yes, all your favorites are here in bikini wear, including Gemma Bissix, Zoe Lister, Roxanne McKee, and more names you have never heard of (or have you?), but should after seeing them in this calendar. So what are you waiting for? The Hollyoaks Girls 2008 Calendar will be available very soon (or maybe it’s available now?), so run out and get it. Or, er, order it online, since I don’t think you’ll find it at your local Barnes and Noble. Or can you? Wait, let me go and check…
16 July 2007
Here’s some good news — I recently switched my lousy Time Warner Cable (now Comcast, apparently) for Dish Network’s satellite service, and I now get the Hollyoaks TV series. No, really. I can now actually watch the show that I have been posting about for so long! How about them apples? In any case, here are the Hollyoak girls — Terri Dwyer, Natalie Casey, Sarah Dunn, Natasha Symms, and Danielle Brent — in Sky Magazine showing off those fine, fine British bodies of theirs. And I actually liked the show when I saw it. It’s always nice to actually see a show you’re talking about, makes me sound smarter when I’m talking about it. So what’s it about? Um, it’s British, and junk. And I think it’s on for 30 minutes. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
9 July 2007
Our Brit Babe of the day is Dannielle Brent, a former “Hollyoaks” girl who turned bad. As in, “Bad Girls”. Yes, that’s right. She went from “Hollyoaks” to playing Natalie Buxton on “Bad Girls”, which I hear is very, er, bad. Okay, so I’ve never seen either shows, but I hear it’s very good. Or sexy. Or maybe both. Whatever the case, it must be very good, because according to IMDB.com, they even had a Christmas Special, and come on, you don’t give Christmas Specials to just about any show. Heck, even Star Wars had a Christmas Special, and it sucked. Wait, what was I saying? Oh right, here’s Dannielle Brent.
8 July 2007
Those Hollywoaks girls, what can you say about them, except, um, they’re REALLY hot. To prove that point, here’s one of the girls in a recent issue of FHM UK. Roxanne, known as Roxy to her friends, plays Louise Summers on the popular Brit series “Hollyoaks”. But don’t look at that rocking body (there’s no quit in there, alright) and think this is just another pretty face. Roxanne has a degree in politics from the University of London, which is like the London equivalent of Yale, or something. Well, probably not, but college is college, and a degree from such place ain’t bad. Plus, in 2007 she scored the British Soap Award for ‘Sexiest Female’, as voted by the British public. I agree with that choice.
26 June 2007
Those hot girls of Hollyoaks. Seriously, it’s ridiculous how many hot bods that show pumps out on a given year. Here’s Gemma Atkinson from her bikini photoshoot for, I think, an upcoming calendar. (Although I could be wrong.) More about Gemma from Wikipedia: “In May 2007, Atkinson was announced as the “glamourous new face” of the British Grand Prix and the official “mascot” of the “hi-octane” championship at Silverstone on July 8.” So what does the “new face” of the British Grand Prix do? Probably stand around looking hot. Nice job if you can get it.
5 April 2006
Yet another beauty from Britain’s hottest and sexiest soap opera “Hollyoaks” (man, when are we going to get this show over here already? The wait is killing me), here’s Hollyoaks Girl Ali Bastian. Doesn’t that show ever run out of willing babes anxious to take off most of their clothes? Let’s hope not!
16 March 2006
Two of the hottest girls (from a bevy of beauties!) from the UK’s hottest soap opera Hollyoaks, Jodi Albert and Tiffany Mulheron, appears in the latest issue of Maxim Magazine. Talk about statuesque. I didn’t know the Brits made hotties this tall and gorgeous (all those fish and chips and whatnot can’t possibly help the body), but I’m willing to discover more of them!
8 July 2008