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Joe Pesci is Engaged to Angie Everhart!

The strangest news of the week has to be the one where onscreen tough guy (and midget) Joe Pesci has gotten engaged to statuesque ex-model turned actress Angie Everhart, who is, like, 6-feet tall to Joe Pesci’s, like, 5-feet tall. But you know where people are going wrong here? I don’t think they are really getting married MARRIED, if you know what I mean. I think this is just a prelude to a Reality TV show. Think about it: neither one of them has any semblance of a movie career, so what better way to get notice than to get “engaged” and use it to launch a Reality TV show? Mark my words, guys, I’m calling it now! It’s all a farce to get a Reality TV show! Plus, Joe Pesci is short and old, while Angie Everhart is tall and really hot. I mean, come on, guys, see through the lies!!!!!

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It Doesn’t Suck to be … Reggie Bush

It sure doesn’t suck to be Reggie Bush. The former USC running back blasted onto the NFL with the New Orleans after those idiots in Houston took Mario Williams at #1 instead of him, and did to pros just what he has been doing to college athletes — he ran rings around them. And now word is that Reggie Bush is putting it to big booty and bodacious socialite Kim Kardashian, who has yet to meet a famous black dude she didn’t want to cozy that big booty up to. (Did I mention that Kim Dardashian has a really juicy big booty?) Is there any doubt that Bush will be even better in his second NFL career? If this guy doesn’t end up in the Superbowl sooner or later, I’m going to eat my leather shoe, and it tastes really, really awful.

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Bruce Willis’ Girlfriend Tamara Witmer

Bruce Willis is 52 and he still gets more tail than me. (Then again, most people get more tail than me, so maybe that’s not such a great indication of anything.) Willis’ latest find is 23-year old former Playboy Playmate Tamara Witmer, who I think is either about the same age as one of Willis’ daughter, or slightly older. So basically Bruce is tapping who could actually be his daughter’s best friend. Yeah, I know, how does the guy do it? Is it the bald look? The movie career? The fame? The fortune? Well, okay, it’s probably the fame and fortune and movie career. It sure ain’t the bald look.

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Lindsay Lohan and Fez are Back Together Again?

For you gossip hounds, teen tart Lindsay Lohan apparently has gotten back together with ex-boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama (Fez on “That 70’s Show”), if the below is any indication:

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