Hollywood Top 5: 24’s Hottest Babes
Jack Bauer and the Los Angeles branch of the Counter Terrorist Unit may be constantly bombarded with world-saving problems and ticking clocks counting down to imminent destruction, but that sure hasn’t stopped some of the hottest women from signing up during the show’s six years on the air. With Day 7 (aka season 7) due to start the countdown all over again in 2009, it’s time we look back at the past 6 years, and highlight the hottest babes that ever picked up a gun or slipped on the power suit and worked the 24 clock. Here, then, are our Top 5 Hottest characters from the TV show 24. (Note that we are dealing with the characters here, not the actresses themselves, although that does come into play, but the character elements get a higher percentage towards the vote.)
Hollywood Top 5: Lamest Movies Based on Videogames
Uwe Boll isn’t the only director with a lousy videogame-to-screen movie on his resume. John Leguizamo, The Rock, and even Alyssa Milano has at least one movie based on a videogame that they would rather no one knew about. Curiously, most of the movies on our list comes from the early/mid-90s, when side-scrolling games were at their peak of popularity, which was probably why Hollywood thought they could cash in by throwing money at an awful script and hiring some known names. Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dennis Hopper — big names in Hollywood at the time. The results, alas, were unspectacular. Here, then are the Five Lamest Movies Based on Videogames.
Hollywood Top 5: Hottest NYPD Blue Cops
Let’s face it: besides being the first show on TV to show bare (and oftentimes very unseemingly male) buttocks (I’m looking at you, Dennis Franz), ABC’s NYPD Blue also constantly offered up some of the hottest female cops to ever put on the fake police badge. And we’re going to ignore the non-cop characters here, like Sherry Stringfield or the slew of hot D.A.’s that followed her. Even with just limiting our scope to the female Detectives of the show, we have our hands full trying to sift through the ladies, because honestly, there are a lot of them. So let’s begin, shall we? Here, then, are our Hottest NYPD Blue cops.
Hollywood Top 5: Greatest Sarah Silverman Moments
Let’s face it, when it comes to Sarah Silverman, we’re talking about a combination of girl-next door cuteness and just pure, unadulterated vulgarity spewing forth unrelentlessly from a sewer. The girl is as cute as she is vicious. And when presented with the opportunity to eviscerate someone and get a laugh out of it, Sarah Silverman is there like white on rice come hell or high water. You don’t think she’ll do it, but she’ll do it. And you know what? She’s funny as hell, too. Who could make a song about “f–king Matt Damon” not only hilarious, but start a whole trend? Here, then, are the Top 5 Greatest Sarah Silverman moments.
Hollywood Top 5: Worst Movie Strippers
Hollywood does a lot of things well, but movie strippers is not one of them. More often than not, you’ll get an actress who wants all the cache of being able to say, “I played a stripper in a movie”, but without taking the clothes off. By not stripping, they are technically not playing strippers, as the word “strippers” would seem to imply the “stripping” off one of one’s clothes. Another major problem with movie strippers is the “good girl wants to go bad” syndrome, where an actress known for an innocuous career decides to “shock” us by playing a stripper to prove she’s grown up. Sometimes it works, but mostly it doesn’t. Here, then, are our Hollywood Top 5: Worst Movie Strippers.
Hollywood Top 5: Hottest Star Trek Babes
Trying to name the Top 5 hottest Star Trek babe is like asking a random stranger if he’s got an asshole — chances are he’ll say yeah, he has one, what of it, and then punch you in the face. Ask any 10 Trekkie, and they’ll give you 10 different answers. The Trek universe is varied and expansive, and you can’t just pick any 5 babe from the franchise’s various incarnations. But hey, that’s exactly what we’re going to do here anyway. Borgs, aliens, and plain ol humans are represented. Here, then, is the Hollywood Top 5: Hottest Star Trek Babes.
Hollywood Top 5: Worst Movie Villains
Some movie villains are so memorable that you even remember their name, first and last, years after they appeared onscreen as the villain. Who doesn’t know the name Hans Gruber? Or Goldfinger? Or Hillary Clinton? And then there are the ones whose names you can’t even remember seconds after the credit has rolled. And then, there are the ones that even while you’re looking at them onscreen, you can’t even fathom how anyone could conceive of them as villains in the first place. Here, then, are our Hollywood Top 5: Worst Movie Villains of all time.
Hollywood Top 5: Hottest TV Superpowered Girls
Hot girls on TV are pretty darn hot, but throw in a little super power, and all of a sudden it’s super power hot city. (Yeah, just go along with it.) So who are the hottest of the superpowered hot set? There are a lot of obvious ones (how about every girl that has ever showned up on either Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Angel, for starters), but some you might not have thought of. And we’re not just talking about superheroes, either; pretty much anyone with powers, bad girls and good girls, qualifies for our little list. Here then, is our Hollywood Top 5: The Hottest TV Superpowered Girls.
Hollywood Top 5: Hottest Movie Bad Girls
What’s better than going to the movies and discovering that the best thing about the film wasn’t the male star, the action, or even the special effects, but just how bloody sexy the film’s designated Bad Girl was? It’s even better when the girl was someone totally unknown, and all of a sudden you had a brand spanking new crush. Hollywood Bad Girls have grown by leaps and bounds in recent times; they used to be girly femme fatales who took a beating, while doing their misdeeds in the shadows. Now they’re out in front, in your face, and packing heat. What’s more, instead of taking the beatings and conspiring in secrecy, they’re now delivering the beatings. Here is our Top 5 Hottest Movie Bad Girls of All Time.