Just who exactly is Megan Corkrey, you ask? She’s the American Idol singer with the hot blonde hair, the gorgeous face, and the right arm full of ugly tattoos. As in, that entire right arm is COVERED in tattoos. I’m convinced showing off that arm the last time she sang is the reason why she didn’t make it through to the round of finalists. Especially with that face, that’s just a guarantee finalist face right there, folks. But the last time she sang, she showed off her tattoed right arm, and America let out a loud “Ewwwwwwww”. She’s got a second shot in the show’s Wild Card episode tonight, and here’s hoping she keeps the arm covered. How does a girl with such a pretty face decide to mutilate her entire arm like that? I blame the dad.
5 January 2009
Megan Fox apparently woke up one day and said to herself, “Self, you know what would look good on you? A big ol honkin’ tattoo of Marilyn Monroe’s face on the inside of one of your arms! Yes, just one, because two would be overkill! And oh yeah, how about some fancy schmancy words and such tattooed all across your body? Man, that’ll show people who thinks you’re just a pretty face and burgeoning sex Goddess!” Okay, so maybe that wasn’t how it happened, but you gotta admit, it had to be something equally silly like that for a girl this good looking to become so addicted to some Godawful tattoos. What’s next, Angelina Jolie’s big puffy lips on her forehead? Ooops, better not give her ideas!
9 December 2008
Besides being one hot girl with some mighty ugly tattoos, Lena Headey is the star of Fox’s Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles TV show, where she plays Sarah Connor, the mother of John Connor, the future leader of mankind’s fight against Skynet. But I don’t think I have to tell you that. I mean, doesn’t everyone already know? Ahem. Anyways, Lena Headey is also the star of “300″, where she plays Queen Gorgo, probably the hottest woman with the ugliest name in human history. Here’s Lena Headey with her tattoos. As you can see, she’s added to it in the second picture. I don’t think John Connor would approve at all.
5 March 2009