The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Deadpool in Marvel/DC Parody Videos

Deadpool just doesn’t get how this whole Marvel/DC parody stuff works, and that’s why we love him. In a non-sex sort of way, ahem. This was done by the same guy. Check out more of his stuff here.

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If Nerds Ruled the World…

Silly nerds and your delusional fantasies.

Denise Richards’ Funbags

Quite possibly Denise Richards’ best acting job. Ever.

The Onion Says Trekkies are Stupid, Boring, Virgins.

It’s funny, cause it’s true.

Massive Douchebaggery by Billy Bob Thornton During Interview

Wow, a celebrity with a stick up his ass doesn’t like the fact that a radio interviewer mentions that he’s an actor who got into singing, and not the other way around, so he acts like a total douche bag during the whole 7-minute interview. So wait, Billy, you don’t like the fact that the guy mentioned you’re also an award-winning actor, because you’re here to promote your singing? And he’s like supposed to ignore the fact that you’re an award-winning actor who got famous for his acting first, and his singing second? (I’m assuming he’s famous for his singing. I mean, he’s on tour and shit, after all.) So check out the whole interview. Much props to the interviewer for keeping it cool during the whole thing. Looks like Angelina Jolie traded up after all!

Lindsay Lohan Wants to Date You

Hey, give the girl props, despite all the bullshit she’s gone through in the public eye, Lindsay Lohan is still capable of making fun of herself, or else she wouldn’t have done this faux eHarmony personal ad video for FunnyorDie.com. Tell you what, I don’t care how many prison stints Lindsay’s done, how many pounds of blow she’s shoved up her nose, or how many lesbians she’s munched on in the past year, that is still one smoking hot girl. Hey, who says running around Hollywood partying all day isn’t good for you? Stupid idiots. Look at Lindsay Lohan. Looks pretty damn good to you to me.

Close Range is Sure to be The Hottest Game of the Year

If you can’t tell what that pic to the left is, let me fill you in: it’s a screen capture from what is sure to be the hottest game of the year: “Close Range”! What is “Close Range”, you ask? Glad you asked. It’s a first-person shooter where you play a character who goes around shooting people in the face. Well okay, you don’t actually go around shooting them, they sort of just slide out of nowhere in front of your screen and all you have to do is shoot them in the face. But I’m being overly simplistic. The game is actually more complex and deep than that. Here’s your sneak peek at what is sure to be the greatest game ever made. In, like, EVER or something. Thanks, ONN people.

Twilight Deleted Scene: Edward Wants Butt Sex

See, if they have butt sex, then Edward won’t want to ravish Bella and eat her or … something. Anyways, that’s the premise of this new CollegeHumor.com video, which purports to show a deleted scene from the movie “Twilight”. It’s obviously fake, if you couldn’t guess by the fact that the actors playing Bella and Edward are, like, kinda older than the actual actors. Anyways, it’s pretty funny, as Edward just keeps raising the stakes. First it’s just butt sex, which Bella seems to go for, then it’s no condoms, then a guy with a camera shows up… The best line? “Shout out directions if you got’em!” Hilarious.

Introducing the Japanese Fashion Fembot HRP-4C

In our latest installment chronicling the lengths the Japanese will go to freak us out, here is your introduction to the HRP-4C. What the hell is an HRP-4C, you ask? ABC has your answer: “The girlie-faced humanoid with slightly oversized eyes, a tiny nose and a shoulder length hair boasts 42 motion motors programmed to mimic the movements of flesh-and-blood fashion models.” Basically, it’s a robot. A walking, creepy (but kinda cute) girl robot. Pictures and video below. You gotta realize, of course, that it’s only a matter of time before futuristic sex slave bots are invented, right? Time to put in your orders now, kids! She only costs, er, 3 million to produce. Maybe they can get the Chinese to make them cheaper…

CNN’s Anderson Cooper Drunk on Air

Anderson Cooper is one handsome bastard, but apparently Anderson Cooper is also one dumb bastard. I don’t know when this happened, probably sometime during Obama’s Inauguration, because it sure looks like ol Anderson Cooper has had one too many to drink and went on the air all sloshed and slurring his words. Seriously funny stuff, and definitely proves to you that the Cooper man is human after all. And here I always thought he was some weird robotic automaton that Ted Turner created in his basement and sent forth into the world. Glad to know you’re just like us, Cooper! Man, if he was only drunk like this more often, I’d watch CNN more…

Joaquin Phoenix is a Rapper Now

I absolutely and positively shit you not. Yes. I’m talking about the star of hit movies like “Gladiator” and “Walk the Line”. That Joaquin Phoenix. Well, he’s quit acting to follow his dreams of becoming a rapper. You can’t make this shit up, folks, cause it’s freaky and totally “out there” even by Hollywood standards. Of course it could just be that Phoenix is trying to pull a fast one on us ala Borat, in which case it’s a hell of a performance! Not the rapping part. That’s just retarded. But everything else is pretty funny, though. But it does prove one thing: when you’re a big enough movie star, people will put up with pretty much anything you do, even your delusions of being a rapper. Listen to the crowd hoot and howl like it’s the greatest thing they’ve ever seen.

Still More Proof Chicks Can’t Drive

Dudes, chicks can’t drive. I don’t know how many times I have to say it. The idea that chicks can drive is just as ludicrous as Bigfoot being real or Michael Jackson once being a black guy. It just ain’t true, and no one can prove it! But what they can prove is that chicks can’t drive. It’s a notion we’ve always known, but now thanks to the invention of video cameras, we finally have our proof. So the next time your wife or girlfriend insists on “borrowing” your car to run to the local drug store for her lady things, think twice cause it might not come back! Or if it does come back, it’ll somehow look smaller, or a little “crumply” if you will. More proof that chicks still can’t drive.

Rod Blagojevich is Too Awesome for Impeachment

Let’s face it, when it comes to sheer awesomeness, no one’s got a tighter hold on the title than Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich. This guy is untouchable. Okay, so he is touchable, but in his own mind, he’s untouchable, which just makes him all that much more awesome. Recently, he was impeached by the Illinois House of Representatives, which is not so great, but what is great? Blago’s reaction to it. Instead of cowering in the aftermath of the impeachment, Blago went on TV and started saying he’s too awesome for impeachment, and that the House is really envious of his awesomeness. To prove his point, Blago brought on stage about a half people, including one guy in a wheelchair. Now look, how could you impeach a guy who once helped some guy in a wheelchair? Rod Blagojevich, awesome is thy name.

More Proof Kids are Inherently Evil Especially on Christmas

Aren’t you happy Christmas is over? If you’re a parent, and have those little devils called kids running around, you’re probably breathing a sigh of relief right now that it’ll be another 11 months before you have to do it all over again. But you know what? As bad as your Christmas may have been, it probably couldn’t have been worst than it was for these parents. Getting a tie for Christmas sucks, but getting busted in the head by your toddler with a DVD is worst. In the second video, a kid gets a WII for Christmas and goes nuts. The parents seem pleased by his reaction, but probably because they aren’t aware of the evil that lurks within. I mean, look at the little brat’s face. Tell me this little demonic hellspawn isn’t going to grow up to be Lucifer on meth. The little tyke already looks like he’ll eat my liver if it means he’ll get a free WII game.

Centro Commercials Posit Santa Claus as a Hip Metrosexual Douche Bag

You know what I hated about Christmas? Oh sure, the presents and joy to the world stuff were pretty rad, as my nephews would say, but the commercials. I especially hate those series of “hip” Santa Claus commercials for the Centro phone, where they turned St. Nick into a skinny metrosexual douche bag who texts on his Centro cellphone and spins records at parties via a chimney. Hey, it’s not like I’m a traditionalist or anything, and it’s not like ol St. Nick is even real, but the “try so hard it’s painful” level of these commercials are downright embarrassing. But hey, see for yourself. If you agree with me, you rock, and if you don’t, eh, go jump off a bridge.

Random Wackinesss: Bush Dodges Shoe, Madonna Slips, T4 Trailer

Okay, so only two out of these three videos are “wacky” by nature, although if you consider the fact that there’s a guy who goes through life with the name “McG”, I guess that’s kinda wacky in its own right. But if you’re a stickler for it, yeah, Bush getting not one, but two shoes thrown at him, and Madonna falling on her ass during a concert and then trying to pretend like it’s part of her dance routine, are really wacky. The Terminator Salvation trailer, though, is just cool. Plus, Madonna singing. My God that is some Godawful singing. The chick also has the arms of a man. I don’t have muscles that big, for God’s sake. Stop working out so much and have sex with your husband, you has-been hag! But I digress. Some wacky videos for you after the break, and of course by “break” I mean press the continue button, dumbo.

Gaming Rots Your Brain. Also, it Can Turn You Into a Douche Bag.

Oh, gaming nerds, will you ever kiss a girl before you turn 30? Probably not, but here are two gamers at some kind of convention or competition arena or wherever it is you find guys who takes their gaming way to seriously. These two dudes are apparently on the same team playing against some other dudes, but when one of them loses (or gets killed or something like that) the other dude completely loses it. He also seems to forget that there’s a camera, you know, right next to him and goes off on his buddy. The other guy, realizing the camera is there, tries to calm him down. Check it out — I don’t know whether to laugh at the poor kid or invent an imaginary girlfriend from Canada for him to play with.

And You Thought Leon Lett was a Bonehead…

Sure, Leon Lett of the Dallas Cowboys is generally regarded as the most talented blunderer in the NFL, but maybe that’s because no one saw this kid yet. I don’t even know his name, and I don’t want to know, because that would just embarrass the kid. Needless to say, pay attention to #1, who has the ball and is running it in for the win when — he stops and lays the ball down — ON THE ONE YARD LINE!!! Yes. It was snowing, and he thought he was in the end zone. I kid you not. One of those, “You have to see it to believe it” plays. I can’t even begin to guess how embarrassed the poor kid felt later on. Leon Lett must be laughing right now. That is, if Leon ever learned how to use the Interwebs, I mean.

(Probably Fake) MSNBC Producer Flips Out on The Air

So what’s popular in the blogosphere today? Here’s a (probably fake) MSNBC video that purports to show a background/off-the-air MSNBC producer yelling obscenities and directions at his female anchor and another reporter. I’m pretty sure this is fake. First of all, no one could have gotten a job at any television network, much less a major cable network, with this kind of behavior. Right? (Let’s hope so!) Secondly, I’m pretty sure the anchorwoman wouldn’t just sit by as the producer yells out “dumb bitch” and screams obscenities at her as she’s trying to do her job. Fake or not, it’s still funny, though, if only because, well, it’s MSNBC, where you sort of expect this kind of thing to take place. There is a reason everyone else is not MSNBC, and MSNBC is, well, MSNBC, you know. Just pretend it’s real, and the results are pretty hilarious. Or scary. Maybe even both.

Yao Ming Wants you to Eat the Head, Bitches!

Come on, is there anything more annoying than those Charles Barkley-Dwayne Wade Fave Five commercials for T-Mobile? Seriously, everytime I see that thing on TV, I want to ram my head through the screen. Then the makers of the commercial decided to mix things up and added Yao Ming into the mix. The premise: Charles Barkley and Dwayne Wade are out to dinner at a Chinese restaurant frequented by Yao Ming at Yao’s recommendation. Their first dish are shrimps. Live shrimps. Funny, funny stuff. Check it out. And remember, kids, the head is the best part! P.S. Dwayne Wade’s reaction? Priceless. I don’t know if that’s just good acting or if they sprung that on him without his knowledge, cause it made me laugh my ass off when I first saw it.