Good God, is everyone in Hollywood f–king everyone else? Apparently so, and they’re making music videos about it, too, just to rub our faces in it, I bet. Obviously this whole “I’m f–king this guy/that dude” is gonna get old real fast, but for now, it’s still not quite so old yet, so this new video with Elizabeth Banks singing “I’m f–king Seth Rogen” is still kinda funny, but I don’t know how funny the next 20 or so video using the same concept is gonna be. Anyways, the funniest bit about this video? Not the whole “I’m f–king Seth Rogen” deal, which in itself is pretty disturbing, but the fact that Elizabeth Banks, who has that Midwestern Down Home Goodness type of innocent look about her, has to constantly sing the word “f–k”. Sarah Silverman doing it? Easy to buy. Elizabeth Banks? Priceless.
26 February 2008
Jimmy Kimmel is mad as hell that his girlfriend Sarah Silverman is f–king Matt Damon and made a song about it (complete with lame-o dance-off sequence), and he’s not going to take it anymore. So Jimmy Kimmel is now f–king Ben Affleck, and he’s made a song about it too, complete with uber homo-erotic “face each other while singing”. And oh yeah, he somehow got some of Hollywood’s biggest stars to play cameos, like Brad f–king Pitt as a delivery man. There’s also Robin Williams, Ellen Barkin, and Don Cheadle singing a song about Jimmy Kimmel f–king Ben Affleck (”It’s not a man crush, dammit!”). Funny stuff, man. Who knew Jimmy was capable of such things?
22 February 2008
Dude, talk about Shaolin Soccer! Remember that movie with Stephen Chow a few years back where Chow and company used Shaolin kung fu to play soccer? Well this Chinese goalie, during a match between China and Japan, took it literally, and jump kicked the Japanese player in the chest! I mean, damn, a flying kick to the chest! Seriously? Dude! Of course, this is just going to make the tension between China and Japan even worst, but what the hell, if more stuff like this comes from it, I’m all for Chinese-Japanese tension! Bring it on!
21 February 2008
How could you not love the Japanese and their wacky game shows? Here’s one where a contestant dresses up in a “pacman” outfit and has to run around a maze made to look like the Pacman game, while “ghosts” chase him. And what do they do when they catch him? Why, they beat him with sticks, of course! Yes, this is a real game show from Japan. Only the Japanese could possibly come up with something so absurd and at the same time so goshdarn fantastic! Where can I sign up, guys? I can be a pretty cool Pacman, too!
18 February 2008
This is funny. Not that Jane Fonda, being the addled-brain idiot she is, dropped the c-word (and no, I’m not talking about “c” as in “catsup”) while live on The Today Show, but that host Meredith Viera was laughing like a total retard before, during, and after she said it. I thought that was hilarious. Later, Meredith Viera apologized on air for Fonda’s usage of the word, which I didn’t think was that bad, although it goes to show you what a total mush head Fonda is that she seemingly didn’t know you can’t say that on live TV. Is it any wonder that this dumb broad thought it was a good idea to go to North Vietnam during the Vietnam War and pose for pictures while draped over anti-artillery guns? It goes to show you that you don’t necessarily get smarter with age.
15 February 2008
Awkward white people really like Hillary Clinton. Well, they’re probably the only ones, because Barack Obama is wiping the floor with Hillary all across the grand ol United States. But hey, that’s not going to stop these select few of awkward white people, who somehow roped a couple of black dudes to help them sing “Hillary for You and Me”. Yes, it really is as awkward and so lame as it sounds. Now how someone, even the most mush-head Liberal, could vote for Hillary over Obama is a total mystery to me. On one side, you got an old, power hungry hag, and on the other, you got a young, charismatic dude — and you’re singing a song about voting for the hag? Priceless.
14 February 2008
How many times do we have to see it? A white guy who can play a little ball thinks his ability to put the ball in the basket means he can automatically dunk, too. Then they give it a shot and bam, a cute girl gets a face full of thigh. Hey, at least it’s thighs, and not some guy’s crotch in the face, right? Check out this video. I’m not sure where this is from, probably Europe or thereabouts, because white guys in America who can’t dunk don’t try to dunk. But these European white guys still think they can, and this is what happens. Stupid European white guys. White guys can’t dunk!
13 February 2008
Blame it on movies like “You Got Served” that breakdancing, or forms of it, have come back into fashion. Remember the good old days? When you could embarrass a breakdancer into NOT admitting that he’s a breakdancer? Nowadays, these guys are everywhere, and they’re even holding international competitions. That’s not bad enough, but now they’re forming groups ala “You Got Served”! Which is, like, as bad as terrorists getting together to blow you up instead of just doing it by their little lonesomes. So here’s a breakdancer who didn’t quite make it; the guy nearly snaps his neck in half, but soldiers on anyway, even though he’s so out of it by the 20-second mark that he’s literally flopping around onstage. Funny stuff.
12 February 2008
Dude, seriously, who knew the fat kid from “Stand By Me” would grow up to be a handsome actor who is married to a super hot supermodel and be pretty dang funny to boot? That’s Jerry O’Connell in a nutshell. Last time, Jerry impersonated Tom Cruise for the guys over at Funnyordie.com, and this time Jerry celebrates the end of the writer’s strike where, like, the writers got two cents more, or junk. Of course, Jerry is doing that Australian retard who trashed his parent’s house while they were away by throwing a party. Wait, recognize the reporter? Yup, that’s what Jerry is going home to at nights. Rebecca Romijn. Otchie motchie.
11 February 2008
This has got to be, bar none, the worst choreographed and painfully bad fight sequence from the Star Trek The Original Series ever filmed or conceived. Seriously, it’s two minutes of the funniest damn thing I’ve ever seen, as Kirk, played by William Shatner, has to battle some stunt guy in a lizard costume — er, I mean, some alien lizard guy. It’s slow, it’s lame, and when Kirk fails to deliver the killing blow, he goes for the nearest boulder to do the job. What a cheater! But wait — that doesn’t work! You’ve got to see this to believe it. God, TV was lame back then…
8 February 2008
This “There Will be Blood” spoof, using the maybe-maybe not cancellation of the Oscars as fodder, isn’t really as funny as some of Funny Or Die’s funnier videos. (Especially that Jerry O’Connell one as Tom Cruise. Ooooh boy that was a good one.) But you know, David Spade in a fedora is kinda funny in and of itself, don’t you think? Check it out: it’s David Spade doing Daniel Day Lewis from “There Will be Blood”. Then at the end he makes out with an Oscar statue. Spade, you rascal.
7 February 2008
I love this. The first time I saw it on TV, I got all giddy, because you just can’t help but love this guy. His name is Renaldo Lapuz, and he wrote this original song called “Brothers Forever”, and he comes into the audition room in the biggest pimp uniform you could imagine and starts singing about “brothers forever”. It’s a riot. After a while, the judges just gives up and joins in. It’s great fun. So grab a look and have a good laugh and hey, get giddy too, before FOX pulls the video clip, since they seem to be going around pulling it on YouTube forever. (And just in case the YouTube version gets pulled, I’ve added a DailyMotion version.)
5 February 2008
So you’re going out for a Sunday drive, and you’re following all the proper rules and stopping at red lights and all that good stuff, when out of nowhere a guy on a moped scooter blindsides you. But of course, you’re driving a frakkin’ car, and he’s riding a dumbass moped, so of course you win and he loses. But man, it was fun watching him fly through the air after the vehicles make conctact! So here you go, a moped blindsides a car and the rider goes flying like a stick of dynamite in an old Western. Yes, that analogy does in fact make sense. Take my word for it.
4 February 2008
If you don’t know who Chris Berman is, then you don’t watch ESPN religiously, or at all. Anyone who watches sports and ESPN knows the name Chris Berman — he’s a famous sports anchor. And from all appearances, he’s a great guy. Um, maybe not. Here’s a behind-the-scenes video of Chris Berman on the set of Monday Night Football going off on the crew around him. It’s a 90-second video of Berman cussing like a sailor and chastising the crew around him for being unprofessional. My favorite line: he keeps asking the crew if they’ve ever done this before. Fantastic stuff!
1 February 2008
Being that I’m a sports fan, I get two benefits of watching the Superbowl every year: one, I get the great games, which have been great basically for the last 10 years that I’ve watched the Superbowls closely; and two, I get to watch all the cool commercials and, as a movie fan, all the cool movie trailers for upcoming films. Who could forget that totally awesome trailer for “The Matrix” movie? With the bullet-time effect? So in honor of the upcoming Superbowl (it’s this Sunday, ya bums), here is an advance preview of the 2008 Superbowl commercials that you’ll see in-between the hits, the interceptions, and the Patriots kicking the crap out of the Giants. (Or vice versa.) Thanks Associated Press!
31 January 2008
I love Jerry O’Connell. I’ve always been a fan of his. I don’t really know what it is, but I’m thinking it has to be the fact that Jerry O’Connell used to be fat when he was a kid, but he grew out of it, became a hunk, and now he’s married to a supermodel (Rebecca Romijn). Basically, Jerry O’Connell took John Stamos’ wife away from him. Now that deserves a nice round of applause! So here’s Jerry O’Connell doing, bar none, the best impression of Tom Cruise I’ve ever seen. He’s got it all down — the laugh, the hand gestures, the crazy eyes — basically, everything that we found spooky about Tom Cruise when he went on and on about the greatness of scientology. Great stuff!
24 January 2008
You know, I’ve heard and seen snippets from this Scientology video where Tom Cruise talks about his Scientology belief, and how great it is, and how they (Scientologists) should rule the world (or something like that). It’s pretty creepy, mostly because Tom Cruise is sooooooo damn into it, he’s bought it hook, line, and sinker. According to Tom, Scientology is the authority on basically everything ever invented in the whole wide world. Seriously, he’s saying all this stuff in the video. I shit you not. And just for fun, I’ve also added the infamous South Park episode that makes fun of Scientology. Best…episode…EVER.
23 January 2008
Ever wondered what it would be like if a hot babe like Carmen Electra had a crush on you? Well wonder no more, kids, because Carmen does have a crush on you — at least, she promises to pretend she does if you promise to go see her new movie “Meet the Spartans”, which from the looks of it is a combination “300″ and “Meet the Parents” spoof, although all I saw were spoofs on “300″, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and “Happy Feet”. Anyhoo. The “geniuses” behind the movie have created a site here where you can enter your name, picture, and phone number, and Carmen Electra will call you professing her love to you. Kind of. Hey, I know it’s all pretend, but still, it’s kinda cool anyways. You’ll always be able to say, “Carmen Electra called me at home while I was sitting at the computer in my dirty underwear!” Oh yeah.
18 January 2008
Frank Caliendo started off as a castmember on FOX’s little-seen skit show MadTV, but he’s since broaden off into his own TV show on one of the basic cable networks. Caliendo is a brilliant imitator, and he can do pretty much everyone, but his best impression has to be as John Madden, the football announcer. What makes it so funny? Probably how Caliendo makes Madden look like a total spaz, and will go on for whole sentences without actually saying anything, or even forming actual words. Here are some of Frank Caliendo’s best moments as John Madden.
16 January 2008
There is a moment after the Dallas Cowboys lost to the New York Giants where Terrell Owens, he of the big fly shades and bald head, starts crying to the media about how they (the media) are now going to pin the blame on Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. Which, if you’ve seen the game, I would have, since Romo played like crap. But what about TO’s crying? Is it real? Is it all an act? I don’t know. Trying to figure out this guy is like trying to figure out the secret hidden agenda of the turtle that keeps trying to eat my donut when I put it down for a moment to mess with my iPod. But see for yourself. Is it TO being a little biotch, or is it TO showing true emotions? You decide.
27 February 2008