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Danny Bonaduce Face Plants Jonny (Jon Dalton) Fairplay
This is, bar none, the best thing to happen to Reality TV since Britney Spears showed the world what a frakkin’ moron she is with her show Chaotic. In this one, you have Danny Bonaduce, who looks like the Hulk on steroids, and Jonny (Jon Dalton) Fairplay, that dork from Survivor who told everyone his grandma died so he would get the sympathy vote. So they’re at some Reality TV shindig, up on stage, when Fairplay hops into Bonaduce’s arms and starts, from what I can tell, dry humping his face. So what does Bonaduce do? He does what any man would do — he throws Fairplay over his shoulder and to the floor, where Fairplay’s face said “Hi!” to the floor. Word is, Fairplay lost a couple of teeth, and is now suing Bonaduce for assault! Talk about great moments in TV.
Justin Timberlake Dick in a Box SNL Skit
2 October 2007
When this Saturday Night Live showed up, everyone was on the net looking for it, but they couldn’t find it because NBC was going around pulling the skit from sites like YouTube, etc. But here’s a copy of the skit that won’t be pulled, because it’s distributed by NBC itself via YouTube. It’s Justin Timberlake doing a “Dick in a Box” music video, complete with fake goatee and N’Sync-style dancing skills. I don’t know who the other guy with Timberlake is, but they’re pretty damn funny. And of course, the premise of the video is killer — don’t give your girlfriend something expensive for Christmas, just shove your junk into a box, wrap it, and let her open it. Sounds good to me!
Peyton Manning SNL United Way Skit
1 October 2007
It’s just not fair, I’m telling you. Peyton Manning is a Superbowl champion quarterback, he’s won tons of MVP awards, not to mention every single other award that is given out to NFL athletes — and yeah, he even plays QB in the NFL, basically the ultimate boy fantasy. And on top of that? The guy can be funny, too. Check out this Saturday Night Live skit he did a while back. It’s a parody on those United Way commercials you see all the time, except the Peyton in this one is one mean bastard. He uses kids to pick up girls, gives them tattoos in the yard, and teaches them how to break into cars with a slim jim; you know, what OUR role models failed to teach us when we were growing up. Easily the funniest SNL skit by an athlete EVER.
Russian Woman Gives Birth to 17-Pound Baby
1 October 2007
Holy Mother of God. How does a woman give birth to a 17-pound baby? Very, very, VERY painfully! I kid, I kid. But seriously, folks, earlier this month a woman in Russia gave birth to a 17-pound baby boy named Nadezhda. The baby came in at 17-pounds and 1 ounce, and had to be delivered via Caesarean section, as if there was any doubt. But unless you think this is one of a kind, you’d be wrong; two years ago a Brazilian woman gave birth to her own 17-pound baby boy named Ademilton dos Santos. So basically, if these two ever came across one another they would have something in common. Can you imagine the conversations they would have? Or maybe they could just run into each other and explode. It could happen. Check out pictures of the giant babies below.
Final Fantasy Does Michael Jackson’s Thriller
28 September 2007
You know I love me my Michael Jackson Thriller parodies. Here’s one that was done using characters from that Godawful “Final Fantasy” animated movie that came out a few years ago that absolutely no one but me went to see because, frankly, I’m an idiot, and thought it might be good. This is actually a pretty good thriller routine, although it’s a little short at 90 seconds, and there’s no singing, only the instrumentals. Which I guess is kinda cool, too, although I would have liked to see something longer. I don’t know if someone did this on their computer or if the Final Fantasy people did it as a gag, but it still looks groovy.
Swedish TV Host Throws Up on Live TV
26 September 2007
So there you are, hosting what I think is a TV game show LIVE on TV; someone calls in, and you go into your spiel, asking questions, and suddenly, without warning — SPLASH!!! A stream of vomit flies from your mouth. I mean, damn, you don’t even see it coming! One second she’s standing there all giggly and girly and hot and the next second the poor girl is throwing up like Linda Blaire in the Exorcist. It’s unreal, surreal, and downright funny. The girl’s name is Eva Nazemson, and she blames the bout of vomit on “menstrual pain”. Clean up in the studio! But anyways, you gotta admire the girl. As soon as she finished vomiting, she hopped right back up and went right back to work like nothing had happened. What a host!
What TV Commercials Have Taught Me: Hot Sex with Hot Chicks Are Easy
19 September 2007
This is a daily column that I plan to add to every time I see something on TV that fits. To start things off, let’s talk about how to get hot chicks to have hot sex with you. How, you ask, will I achieve such a fantastic thing, and how many limbs will it cost me? Easy, chumps, and it won’t cost you a thing. Or at least, none of your limbs. All you need is the right pants. Or shirt. Or underarm deodorant. Or in some cases, the right gum brand will do just fine. You needn’t even bother looking for the hot chick. Just slap on that right pants, or shirt, or deodorant, or pop in that gum, and the hot girl with supermodel good looks and perfect body will just show up out of the blue and jump you. Seriously, if TV commercials have taught me anything, anyone can get laid as long as they buy the right products.
Florida Student Gets Tasered at John Kerry Town Hall Meeting
18 September 2007
This is great. Finally something happens at a John Kerry event that I can get behind. So what’s going on here? Well some University of Florida student (Andrew Meyer, 21) gets way over his head talking to John Kerry, who is on stage, about Bush stealing the election before going on to accuse Kerry of being co-conspirators with Bush (or something like that). Basically, the kid is out of his mind and is spitting out crap he heard from some book he read and being the stereotypical college student mush head that he is, he took what he was told and ran with it like it was the God’s Honest Truth and Nothing Will Change His Mind. And oh yeah, he gets tasered, all the while screaming about wanting someone to do something to save him. Here’s my favorite line: “Don’t tase me bro! Don’t tase me!” It made me laugh my ass off.
More Human Tetris Fun
17 September 2007
I swear, the Japanese just keeps coming up with better and better ways to make total fools of themselves. Or, to be more precise, to drop people into gooey water, the kind of water where you don’t even want to think where the game got it from because, let’s face it, those things look disgusting. Here’s another clip from the popular Japanese game show Human Tetris, where contestants stand next to a vat of water and watch a wall move toward them; they are then forced to contort their body in order to “fit” into the shape approaching them. I know, hard to explain, but utterly ludicrous (and yet, funny) to watch.
Video: Japanese Tetris Game Show
15 July 2007
The Japanese are crazy. But what’s even crazier are their games. Seriously, no one thinks of wackier, stupider, and more idiotic things to do with themselves than the Japanese. Some of their shows have made it to the U.S., like SpikeTV’s MXC gameshow, which is actually an Americanized dubbing of the popular Japanese Takeshi’s Castle, starring Japanese movie superstar Takeshi Kitano. Here’s one of the Japanese’s wackier shows — a human version of the computer game Tetris. Basically, a contestant has to stand in front of a pool of water and wait for a tetris piece to be unveiled. Once that happens, the piece moves toward them, and the contestant has to conform his body shape to — well, it’s a little hard to explain, but if you don’t do it right, you get pushed into the water. It’s wet and stupid fun, courtesy of Japan.
Random Fact of the Day: Steven Seagal
26 June 2007
I don’t know if you know this, but Steven Seagal, besides being the first foreigner to open a dojo in Japan, also really loves the number three. Steven Seagal has acted in 31 movies in his 20-year career, and 15 of them have three words in their title. He also likes to kill stuff, with seven of his movies having a combination of the word “kill” or “dead” in the title. He has starred in two franchises, as an ex-Navy Seals in the “Under Siege” movies, and as an ex-CIA agent in “The Foreigner”, a role which he reprises in “Black Dawn”. He has also starred in seven movies where he is teamed up with a black sidekick, first in 1990’s “Marked for Death”, and most recently in 2007’s “Urban Justice”.
Video: James Franco and Judd Apatow Fight on Set of Knocked Up
12 June 2007
Apparent James Franco is still steam that his TV show “Freaks and Geeks”, which he worked on with “Knocked Up” writer/director Judd Apatow, got canceled, because during a fight on the set of “Knocked Up”, Franco references the show. Of course it’s all for a laugh, as it’s readily obvious Franco can barely contain himself as he’s throwing one F-bomb after another at Apatow, who takes umbrage to James’ attempt at improv comedy. It’s kind of funny, but only because I’ve never seen James Franco swear before, and watching him constantly mis-pronounce his co-star’s name is really priceless.
Video: Minor League Baseball Manager Phillip Wellman Goes Nuts, Steals Bases
4 June 2007
And they say Good Sportsmanship in sports is dead! Here’s baseball Minor Leagues Mississippi Braves manager Phillip Wellman getting ejected from a game on Friday, June first. But instead of just going quietly, or having his say, Wellman proceeds to cover up the home base with dirt, then literally steals third base before tossing it into the outfield. Later he starts crawling around the grass like he’s a soldier in Vietnam, grabs a chalk bag, and tosses it like a grenade at the umpire. It is, truly, one of the craziest display of insanity I’ve ever seen.
David Blaine: Street Magician Dork (NSFW)
15 May 2007
Not everyone appreciates the genius of David Blaine. And of course by “not everyone” I mean no one appreciates the genius of David Blaine, Street Magician. Not even these guys, who mocks Blaine (video below), but especially his freaky dinky facial expressions. I swear, David Blaine has held his breath underwater for so long that he’s developed a nigh permanent “kinda retarded, but not really” look that’s plastered to his face. “What the F???!!” Indeed.
Kevin Federline’s Superbowl Commercial
30 January 2007
It’s the commercial that’s got everyone riled up — and Nationwide Insurance, the people who paid for it, is jumping with joy because of all the free publicity. Who knew hiring a fourth-string wannabe rapper and ex-husband of a fifth-string pop diva would yield such marvelous results? Whatever genius hired Kevin Federline for this rap video deserves a raise. Either that, or a visit with Britney Spears and her pantiless ways. Here’s the notorious K-Fed Superbowl commercial that’s got the restaurant people all up in arms. It’s kinda funny if you ask me.
Comedians Hate Fellow Comedian Dane Cook
9 November 2006
There’s a very intriguing article here about how most comedians don’t particularly care for fellow comedian Dane Cook, a feeling made doubly worst because Cook, who has developed a movie career (”Employee of the Month”) along with a high-grossing concert tour, is quickly becoming the biggest name in comic in 2006. One of the comedians who doesn’t think Cook is very funny is former SNL’er Jim Breuer, who says no one speaks well of Cook, and believes Cook steals material from other comic. Now I’ve seen a ton of Cook’s act, and I even have his comedy CDs, but I don’t think he’s the funniest man alive or anything fanboyish like that. (Then again, I never believed all the hype that Chris Rock was the funniest man alive, either, or Dave Chappelle, or Richard Pryor…) But you know, the dude is pretty funny, and you gotta admit, his shows are insane and worth the price of admission.
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