Oh come on, you know you’ve been dying to see Irina Sheik on her back in front of you for some time now, preferably in your parent’s basement while dear ol mom and dad are away playing bridge or something. You know, whatever it is that old people do. You didn’t think you’d see it this fast, did you? You probably thought it would involve the end of the world and you being the last man on the planet. Oh how wrong you were! Okay, so these are just pictures of Irina Sheik on her back, but really, you gonna complain? On a Monday? Get real, donks.
3 March 2009
Hey, if you gotta discover some weird Russian supermodel walking around in your backyard, she mind as well be wearing lingerie, right? Now I don’t know what Irina Sheik is doing wandering around in someone’s fields in these pictures, but it’s not like I care. What, suddenly you need actual context to go along with your pictures of half naked women in lingerie? You’re nuts. We don’t do context. We don’t do flossing or deodorants, either, but don’t tell our girlfriends. That’s just how we roll, bitches. Please to enjoy some Irina Sheik in the fields. In lingerie. You gotsa put on the lingerie for your aimless fields wanderin’ doncha know.
2 November 2008
Because nothing says your life sucks and you’ll never get this type of Grade-A piece of ass like Irina Sheik even if you try with all your might, here’s more pictures of Russian Victoria’s Secret supermodel Irina Sheik in nothing but lingerie. Sorry about that, boys, I didn’t mean to make fun of your mundane, supermodel-less life, especially since my own life is so awesome. Why, you ask? Because I’m awesome, that’s why. Any other questions? No, wait, let me rephrase that: don’t ask me any more questions even if you do have any questions. What is this, high school? Anyhoo. Irina Sheik in lingerie special #5516. #5517 is just around the corner, but I wouldn’t hold my breath. (Or you could if you are so inclined. I mean, I ain’t your dad or nuthin’…)
11 June 2008
Let’s face it, if looking at really super hot pictures of a woman in lingerie becomes some kind of viral disease where just by looking at said pictures you suddenly went nuts and started to eat your own arm, there are worst ways to go, especially when those pictures are of the uber hot Irina Sheik, who really needs to be seen more on TV and other places where people, you know, see other people. Okay, so this post makes even less sense than my normal ramblings, but you try justifying posting half-naked pictures of a really awesomely hot supermodel five times a day and see how you fare. But I digress. Irina Sheik. Lingerie. Madness!
27 March 2008
True story: I met Russian supermodel Irina Sheik during a snow trip in Sweden late last year, and after a night of wining and dining, she fell hopelessly in love with me and after a night of great sex and cuddling, she followed me home and refused to accept that our relationship was over. True story. And if you don’t believe that, then you’re smarter than I thought, which is surprising, as I thought everyone who reads this page is a total dumbass. No offense. (But you know, I would understand if you took offense, since it’s, well, kind of insulting. Am I right or am I right?)
6 December 2007
You gotta love the Russians. Sure, their country is currently mired in some weird politics where the President or Prime Minister or whatever it is they’re called over there (I hear tell Czar might come back in vogue) trying to consolidate power by crushing everyone who disagrees with him, but you gotta admit, as long as they send over imports like Irina Sheik, who cares, really? Give me Irina Sheik and a box of Vodka and we’ll call it even, Putin my comrade. So can we count on Irina Sheik to be on the 2008 Sports Illustarted issue, too? One can only hope.
5 November 2007
Call it Mondays with Irina Sheik. Or call it Irina Sheik Mondays. Just make sure to call it Irina Sheik lingerie pictures, and I’ll be there with bells on. (Which reminds me: What the hell does that saying mean? I have no clue, but let’s move on, shall we?) Here’s more of Russian model Irina Sheik in some skimpy nightware, because let’s face it, the Russians haven’t exactly been supplying their share of the supermodels out there, but they’re moving in the right direction with Irina Sheik. Maybe she has a sister back at home? One can only hope.
21 August 2007
Every day is a good day to post lingerie pictures of Russian supermodel Irina Sheik (aka Irina Shayk), so I guess today is a pretty good day to post lingerie pictures of Irina Sheik. Hey, you know what this reminds me of? One of those SAT questions. You know, kitten is to cat, as puppy is to dog. Stuff like that. Um, okay, so maybe it’s nothing like that at all. What are you complaining about? I’m posting pictures of a half-naked Russian beauty with a great body. You should be sending me money, not complaining. God, you guys suck. Where was I? Oh right, it’s a Irina Sheik lingerie special posting!
11 July 2007
Russian supermodel Irina Sheik is from Russia with Love. I know, I know, that’s so lame. It’s like, “So she’s a hot girl from Russia, so OF COURSE you have to use the ‘From Russia with Love’ cliche.” Well geeeeeeeez, I’m sorry for my general lack of creativity. You guys are so demanding. But I digress. Russian lingerie model Irina Sheik was born Irina Shaykhlislamova, and is sometimes credited for her fashion work as Irina Shayk, but she’s generally known as that righteously hot Russian supermodel from, er, Russia. With Love. Ha! See? I dare to buck your low expectations of me. Besides on the runways and lingerie catalogs, you probably caught her on the 2007 Swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated. (Seriously, why don’t they just get rid of the sport and just do the swimsuit year round?)
13 April 2009