Isla Fisher is barely 5′3″, but everytime I see a photoshoot of her, she looks like she’s more like, say, 6′3″. I don’t know how she does it, maybe it’s just the fact that she likes showing off those legs. Hey, I ain’t complainin’. Here’s Isla Fisher on the couch of my house waiting for me to come home. Which is weird, because I don’t know where I would be coming home from, since I don’t got a job and stuff. Weird, right? Told you it was weird.
29 April 2009
You know, I can’t figure Isla Fisher out. The first time she showed up on the scene in a movie, I thought, “Hey, that’s a pretty girl”, but did I think “Hot”? Certainly not. Then she did a couple of photo spreads, and I’ll be damn of Isla Fisher didn’t keep getting hotter and hotter. Here’s her latest magazine cover, the current issue of Allure, and let me tell you, those are some incredible legs there, dudes and dudettes. And I don’t even think she’s all that tall. What is she, 4′5″ or something? Either way, those legs look mighty long and sexy, and yeah, the rest of her ain’t bad, either.
5 December 2008
Your weekend send-off for this first week of December (man, is it getting cold out there or is it just me? I blame Global Warming) is brought to you by the lovely Isla Fisher, one of those girls who I didn’t think was “all that” when I first saw her, but I’m slowly but surely warming up to the hotness that is Isla Fisher. Now I’m starting to see what all the boys are seeing — the little lady has some oomph in here in the sexy category, I gotta admit. Don’t know why I didn’t see it sooner, but you know, better late than never, as they say. Anyways, some Isla Fisher for ya from her recent appearance in FHM magazine. Not very revealing shots, alas, but still very sexy, in a classy, “no way this girl is getting nailed by Borat” sort of way.
26 September 2008
Isla Fisher is an actress who is probably most famous for dating that douche bag Borat. Or the guy who plays Borat in the movies and on that thing the kids call a TV show. Who knows? Maybe in the coming years she’ll be known as Isla Fisher the really sexy actress with the killer cleavage. Hey, we can dream, can’t we? In any case, it’s Friday, and here’s your totally gratuitous dose of celebrity cleavage courtesy of Isla Fisher. Oh sure, you could probably find a woman with a better rack, but I don’t know, Isla Fisher’s combination of next-door pretty good looks and ability to impress with the rack is just too good to pass up. So if your weekend sucks, just come back here and take a look at our latest celebrity cleavage, and thank your stars you’re still alive. And still have eyes. Cause you know, it would suck if you were alive but couldn’t see, as you wouldn’t be able to see this. But I digress.
25 February 2008
I gotta admit, I was never really sold on Isla Fisher as Hollywood’s newest sex symbol. But you know the funny thing about Isla Fisher? It’s the fact that she actually looks incredibly sexy in the movies, but not all that hot in the photos. (Okay, these photos are okay, but you know what I mean.) It’s actually supposed to be the other way around — i.e. look hotter in the magazines. Not so with Isla Fisher. I don’t really know what that means, because truth be told, I’m just trying to fill space and justify posting these slightly hot pictures of Isla Fisher.
20 September 2007
I guess when my fifth grade teacher told me that I couldn’t expect to make a good living by acting like a jackass, she was wrong, because the guy that plays Borat does exactly just that, and he doesn’t just make a good living, he’s going home to the ridiculously smoking hot Isla Fisher! Damn Mrs. Jefferson. I knew she didn’t know what the hell she was talking about, and should have stuck to teaching math while I stuck to acting like a jackass. Who knows what could have happened? I could have parlayed my fifth grade jackass tricks into a Borat-like success. Or at least, get me some model/actress tail.
24 October 2006
Who knew a fake Kazakhstan half-wit played by a real British half-wit would be so popular among the Hollywood’s babes? Apparently he is, because out for the premiere of “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan” were Rhona “My Big Break was a Rape Victim in Hollow Man” Mitra, Drew “I’m a Sucker for funny half-wits” Barrymore, Jillian “Talent? I Don’t Need no stinkin’ Talent” Barberie, Courtney “I Miss my Friends Paycheck” Cox, and of course, the lady of the hour, Isla “Yup, I Actually Sleep With this Borat Guy, Pity Me!” Fisher.
20 April 2006
Some more of 5′3″ dynamo Isla Fisher. Here’s a little known fact about Isla: She’s Scottish, was born in Oman in the Middle East, and now lives in England. And yes, she really is going to marry that Ali G dude. Maybe. But we won’t hold that against her even if she is going out with the Ali G dude.
17 April 2006
Known primarily as the fiancee to British comedy prankster Sacha Baron Cohen, Australian vixen Isla Fisher is definitely easy on the eyes. You probably saw her in “Scooby Doo”, but you might have also seen her in the hit comedy “Wedding Crashers”. She’s moving on to more dramatic Hollywood fare, but that doesn’t mean you won’t see this kick ass babe in more comedies, cause let’s face it, hot chicks in comedies is like really hot.
22 September 2009