Ivanka Trump in Arena UK
I’ve always found the whole idea of naming your kid after you, but tacking on a “Jr” at the end of it, to be very weird. Is it about ego? Vanity? Maybe a combination of both? Then you have Ivanka Trump, whose mother’s name is Ivana. Basically, the girl thought so highly of herself that she named her daughter after her, but tacked on the “k” toward the end just for distinction purposes. Why didn’t she just go all the way and call Ivanka, Ivana Jr.? But I digress. Ivanka Trump has been in just about every man’s magazines there is, and here she is doing Arena UK. Not exactly a revealing shoot, as these Arena UK shoots tend to be, but classy and hot nevertheless.
Ivanka Trump in Stuff Magazine
Unless you’ve been living under a rock (and if you are, GET OUT OF IT NOW!!) then you might have heard that Ivanka Trump is back in Stuff Magazine. I think she was in Stuff a few issues back, but don’t hold me to it. Yes, I know, I could probably find out by googling it, but I’m just too lazy. In any case, why do you want me to do the work? Just accept it as fact and move on to ogling these hot pictures of Ivanka Trump in the latest issue of Stuff Magazine. Yes, you have my permission to run out and grab yourself a copy at the newsstands. Or if you’re lazy, I guess you could just order a copy from Amazon.com or subscribe to the magazine. Lazy bums.
Jon Lovitz Beats the Crap Out of Andy Dick, the World Rejoices
Who doesn’t dislike Andy Dick? The guy’s entire shtick is being a dick because he can. Well apparently Jon Lovitz doesn’t like Andy Dick very much either. You can read here for the reasons why. The gist of it is that Lovitz blames Dick for giving cocaine to Brynn Hartman, knocking her off the sober wagon, which ends with Brynn shooting Phil Hartman in the head 5 months later. Plus, according to Lovitz, Dick had the audacity to use Hartman’s name in vein, saying that he had put a “Phil Hartman hex” on Lovitz when the two met in a previous encounter. So what happened? When the two met again last night at the Laugh Factory, “Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose,” a witness told Page Six. Nice!
Forbes Top 10 Hottest Billionaire Heiresses
You know, I don’t know if I should be really pissed or really turned on by the notion that you can be both super hot and super rich at the same time. I’ll probably make a decision on that pretty soon, but right now Forbes has a list of the Top 10 Hottest Billionaire Heiresses out there, and at #1 is — well, you should find out for yourself. It’s a humdinger, but not terribly unexpected. There are some not-so unexpected (stayed at a Hilton lately?), but also one major surprise: did you know that Julia Louis Dreyfus’ father is some rich Frenchie, and that she’s heir to his gazillions? Yup.
Donald Trump Quits The Apprentice
In a last bid effort to salvage his dignity, real estate tycoon Donald Trump has “quit” his TV show “The Apprentice” and is “moving on” to another TV venture. Of course his quitting the show would have been a lot more impressive if NBC hadn’t already buried it. Which is like me sorta breaking up with Elizabeth Hurley even though she has no idea who I am, and would call the cops if she did see me sneaking around in her backyard. But I digress. Donald can quit “The Apprentice” if he wants, because frankly the only Trump we care to see on TV is Ivanka.
Your Daily Dose of Ivanka Trump
Oh, Ivanka Trump. What would I do without Ivanka Trump? (Well, I’d probably find some other attractive blonde to obsess over, but don’t tell Ivanka that!) One of the current stars of dad’s “The Apprentice: L.A.” (is that show still going on? I don’t know. Did they pick a winner yet? As you can probably tell, I haven’t watched it in, oh, ever?) was somewhere doing something looking positively scrumdilicious. And since this is a very gratuitous posting of Miss Trump, I will end there and let you enjoy the pictures. (Just ignore the pimple on her forehead. She’s still cute.)
Some Ivanka Trump to Chase Away a Bluesy Monday
Donald Trump’s best product for the known world, daughter Ivanka Trump takes time out from firing hapless job applicants on NBC’s “The Apprentice” to guest spot at the 50th Annual International Red Cross Ball, which I’m assuming is some kind of charity event for the International Red Cross. And yes, ladies and gentlemen (but mostly gentlemen, but also for some of you gals out there, and you know who you are), Ivanka indeed brought out the big guns once more. Oh my. Way to go, Donald. I knew you were good for something.
Ivanka Trump is Hired … as my New Fantasy Girl
Ivanka Trump has everything a man could want — basically, all the “B’s”. So what are the “B’s”? They are, in no specific order, Beauty, Brains, Boobs, and of course, the most critical “B” of them all, Bucks. I will admit it: when I saw these pictures of Ivanka Trump at a Golden Globes after party, I wasn’t prepared for her, er, golden globes. I mean, damn, did Donald Trump did a good job or what? His little girl is not so little anymore, and apparently nothing on her is! Ivanka Trump, you are hired as my new fantasy girl!
Topher Grace is Tapping Ivanka Trump
You wanna know why Eric Forman, aka Topher Grace, is looking so smug in the photo to your left? That’s because the dorkster is tapping the fine piece of a$$ known as Ivanka Trump. Now don’t get me wrong, I think Grace is a good actor and probably a swell fella, but come on, someone that dorky and lame shouldn’t be able to get someone as hot as Ivanka. Bah, celebrity hook-ups, when have they ever made any sense?
Ivanka Trump Plugs Trump
Looking at these pictures of rich girl turned model turned TV personality Ivanka Trump holding a copy of Trump Magazine at the launch of said magazine, you can have two thoughts: 1) Nepotism is alive and well in Trump Tower; or 2) Well, she is pretty hot, so why not put her on the cover? I agree with both counts. Sure, The Donald certainly doesn’t shy away from praticing nepotism with a capital ‘N’ (didn’t he put both of his kids on “The Apprentice”, after all?), but you know, you could do worst than put Ivanka on the cover of your magazine’s premiere issue.
Hollywood Babes Love Pre-Emmy Parties
Everyone loves the Emmys, so of course they’ll attend even the pre Awards show party — oh wait, did I say Emmys? I meant Oscars. Nobody gives a crap about the Emmys. Nevertheless, that won’t stop us from posting pictures of hot chicks attending the Entertainment Weekly pre-Emmys bash. In attendance were NCIS’s ballbreaker Lauren Holly, the leggy Stacy Keibler, the busty Ivanka Trump, the darkly Samaire Armstrong, the kooky Bai Ling, the rackterific Jennifer Love Hewitt, the purpleish Sophia Bush, the your-hate-sucks Maggie Grace, the back from the dead Daphne Zuniga, and of course, kinda creepy eyes Rebecca Gayheart.
Ivanka Trump in Stuff Magazine
For some unfathomable reason, I really dig Ivanka Trump. This, despite the fact that I know she’s never really made her own way in life, and that everything she currently has is because of Daddy Trump. Still, I’ve seen interviews with the young woman, and she comes across pretty well. Not nearly as ditzy or braindead as, say, Nicole Ritchie or Paris Hilton. In fact, Ivanka graduated from the Wharton School of Business at University of Pennsylvania, which immediately puts her about, oh, two species higher than Hilton or Ritchie. But I digress. Here’s Ivanka in the latest issue of Stuff Magazine. Classy and hot — nice.
Ivanka Trump is Purty
Ivanka Trump at the Costume Institute Benefit Gala with some lucky guy. Like a lot of people I thought Ivanka Trump was basically Paris Hilton, but after seeing her on some talk shows, I’ve since changed my mind. The young woman is actually very intelligent and uses her brains for some thing other than tilting her head to one side like a certain hotel heiress. You think Ivanka ever asked her dad what’s up with his hair?
Ivanka Trump is NOT an Idiot
Go figure. I always assumed that Ivanka Trump, the child of Donald Trump, would be a spoiled airhead who got into modeling because of her dad. Then I saw her on tonight’s “The Tonight Show” and surprise, surprise, surprise. She’s intelligent, well-spoken, and very likeable! Goes to show you — never judge a book by its cover.