The Hot Chicks of “DOA” — Posterized
Okay, here’s the thing. I’m pretty sure that Corey Yuen’s ass-kicking spectacular “Dead or Alive” (or as the kids call it, “Dead or Alive”) is going to suck — movie-wise. As in, it’ll probably not make a whole lot of sense, the script will be filled with the kind of bad dialogue that makes you want to slice off your ears — er, what was I saying? Oh, right. Despite all that, your eyes will be happy, and so will something, um, much lower. So don’t hesitate, kids, run and check out “DOA” when it opens. Here are some posters to keep you busy in the meantime. Violence + hot chicks = genius marketing.
Jaime Pressly Bikini Stills from “D.O.A.”
I already have a lot of reasons to check out the videogame-to-movie movie “D.O.A.” when it hits theaters (okay, maybe DVD), not including Holly Valance and Devon Aoki in bikini, but also because of action choreographer/director Corey Yuen, who is badass when it comes to making hot chicks look good while kicking ass. (Check out his movie “So Close” if you get the chance.) But damn, here’s another reason to check out the movie when it hits. Jaime Pressly in an American-theme 2-piece bikini. God Bless America.
Jaime Pressly and Nadine Velazquez in Arena Magazine
One would have been enough, but to get two hotties in the same magazine? Way to go, Arena! Here are “My Name is Earl” babes Jaime Pressly and Nadine Velazquez, the white trailer trash and the latina hotel wench, respectively, tag-teaming Arena Magazine in a fabuluoso spread. See? I know spanish.
Devon Aoki, Holly Valance, and Jaime Pressly “Dead or Alive” Stills
“Dead or Alive” is a movie about three very hot chicks from three countries gathering on an island to play volleyball in skimpy bikinis and fight kung fu matches to the death. Or is it fight kung fu matches to the death and then play volleyball. Oh well, whatever. It has hot chicks like Holly Valance, Jaime Pressly, and Devon Aoki, and what should be great kung fu thanks to Corey Yuen, who has already done the three-chicks-fight movie before with the Hong Konger “So Close”. Here are some stills from the upcoming flick.
Jaime Pressly is no Angel
Jaime Pressly, of “My Name is Earl” fame, looks as angelic as she’ll ever get in these gorgeous photos, but we all know better, don’t we? Jaime is a bad, bad, bad girl, and that’s exactly why we like her. Attitude + sex appeal = dream girl!
Jaime Pressly in Maxim Magazine
Jaime Pressly shows up in Maxim Magazine and wows men everywhere. Or at least makes them stand up and notice. And I do mean “stand up”, if you know what I mean. Hint hint, wink wink, and all that good stuff.
Jaime Pressly in Stuff Magazine 2001
Jaime Pressly does a gigantic spread for Stuff Magazine. Ain’t she a doll? A Southern doll, to be precise.
Jaime Pressly
Jaime Pressly, ex-Playboy playmate and now actress, has a rocking body, killer abs, and an ass to die for.