Oh what a tangled web we weave when we first learn to deceive. Or have sex when we’re 16 years old. Either/or. There is a rumor going around, started by the ever-reliable (no, really) Star Magazine (and reported here) that Casey Aldridge is NOT the real father of Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby, and instead the father is an “older man” who works on Spears’ Zoey 101 Nickelodeon TV show. So why the deception? Apparently the guy is old enough that if he confessed to having made Jamie Lynn preggers, he’d face rape charges, because she’s only 16, and still underage.
19 December 2007
Chalk this one up to the old adage: “The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.” It turns out Britney Spears isn’t the only screwed up Spears in the family, because 16-year old Jamie Lynn Spears has admitted to OK! Magazine that she’s at least 12 weeks pregnant with boyfriend Casey Aldridge’s love child. Says Spears about premarital sex: “I definitely don’t think it’s something you should do; it’s better to wait… But I can’t be judgmental because it’s a position I put myself in.” Um, yeah, good call that, Jamie Lynn. (Seriously, what is the deal with Southern people and having two first names? It’s just greedy.) So…how long before Jamie Lynn shaves her head? That’s next, right?
29 December 2007