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Janet Jackson is Looking Good Again

20 December 2007

Remember that time when Janet Jackson was looking really good, so good that she showed a boob during the Superbowl? You gotta be pretty hot, and feeling pretty hot, to pull something like that. Then, do you remember when Janet Jackson stopped being hot, and just got really, really fat? Well that was then, and this is now, and now Janet Jackson is looking good again. Or maybe this is an old photoshoot. Either way, the body is tight again, the abs are getting flat again, and those boobies (fake? not fake? who knows and who cares) are looking glorious again. Remember when Janet Jackson was hot, then not hot, and then hot again?

Janet Jackson in King Magazine

28 September 2006

Well, just the cover, anyway. (The insides should be forthcoming…) Now I don’t know if little sis Janet has gone and gotten her face “tweaked” like big brother Michael, but, wow, that face sure doesn’t look as pretty as it used to. That unnaturally sharp, upraised and impish nose, those eyebrows, hollow cheeks… Oh, Janet, what have you gone and done to yourself? And yet, although the face is quite horrirific to look at, reminding one waaaaaaay too much of Michael, that body is still rockin’. Anyone got a paper bag?

Janet Jackson in FHM Magazine

28 August 2006

I’m guessing by all the magazine covers Janet Jackson has been showing up half-naked in lately that Miss Jackson has a new album coming out. Mind you, not that I know for sure, as, well, to be brutally honest, I don’t give a fig. In any case, here’s Janet Jackson showing her newly minted bod (although I have to say, those abs of hers seem to come and go at will) on the cover and in the pages of the latest issue of FHM Magazine.

Janet Jackson Bikini Pictures from Vibe Magazine

7 August 2006

Wait a minute, didn’t Janet Jackson used to be fat? Not anymore, buckos! As can be evidenced by these bikini pictures from her recent appearance in Vibe Magazine. Either this woman has spent every waking day since pictures of her in her formerly fat status surfaced in the tabloids, or turning 40 means automatic killer abs. I’m going with the former myself. Definitely no wardrobe malfunction here…unfortunately.

Janet Jackson is Topless in Vibe Magazine (Sorta)

4 August 2006

Well yes, she is topless in the latest issue of Vibe Magazine, but she has that pesky arm over her goodies. Great, so she chooses now to get all modest? Anyways, Janet is coming out with yet another new album, which used to be called “20 Years Old”, but has been changed to “20 Y.O.” Why? Because some kids at Yahoo! Music told her so. Um, okay, makes perfect sense to me. Run, don’t walk, to your local SoundWaves September 26th for the album. (Wait, does Soundwaves even still exist?)

Janet Jackson is Not Fat Anymore

19 July 2006

Remember when Janet Jackson was fat? Oh yes, it seemed just like yesterday when a bloated Janet was walking around L.A. looking like Oprah pre-global domination. Now Janet has been going to every event she can find showing off her new body, and here are some more new looks at the new Miss Janet Jackson, all toned up and the fat sucked out of her. She looks good, even though I still think that, like her brother, she’s a freak of nature. But I digress.

Janet Jackson is NOT Fat — Back Then

7 February 2006

Word around the Internet rags is that Janet Jackson has gotten fat again. This coming in the aftermath of that Superbowl “wardrobe malfunction” debacle and the tanking of her last album. But here’s proof she used to be hot.