Sports Babe(s) of the Day: Jennie Finch and Cat Osterman
Let’s give it up to the girls of USA Softball, huh? Sure, the only reason I ever stop myself from turning the channel everytime I stumble across a girl’s softball game on ESPN is because, uh, the pitchers are usually so friggin awesome to gawk at. Really, I don’t know of any other sport where the main center of attention (the pitchers) always seem to have such perfect combination of physical talent and superficial attractiveness. Anyways, the USA Softball gals have been struck quite a blow, first having their sport being yanked from the Olympics, and then losing the final Olympics game they are able to compete in to Japan earlier today. I saw screw you, Olympics! Give me my Cat Osterman and Jennie Finch over frakkin’ synchronized diving any day. Seriously, synchronized diving? Guys riding around on horses? TRAMPOLINE GYMASTICS??? And they decide that softball, an ACTUAL sport, isn’t worth keeping? Retards.
Carol Alt and the Big List of Celebrity Apprentice Candidates
We don’t care all that much for the Apprentice around these parts, and of course by “we” I’m talking about me, because my other personality Bob seems to enjoy it, and forces me to watch. Damn his bad taste in TV shows. In any case, you might have heard that Trump, in a desperate attempt to raise flagging ratings for his show, will be doing a celebrity version of his show The Apprentice. Obviously no one who shows up wants any job, it’s all a publicity stunt for pretty much everyone. Which is just fine with us, because come on, it means we get to see more of Carol Alt, who I’ve always had a crush on ever since she played the object of Howard Stern’s lust in “Private Parts”. Head on below to see the full list of Apprentice celebrity contestants.