Jennifer Aniston Brings Back the Sexy
Remember when Jennifer Aniston was totally wet dreamable? Back during her Friends days, when she had that hair and her character Rachel sometimes showed onscreen wearing a shirt that was just a little bit too small and it was just a little bit too cold on the set that day? Yeah, those were the days. Then Jen sort of fell out of the public eye. I think she did a couple of movies that no one saw, although that comedy with that Vince guy was kinda funny, and I think it made some money. Anyways, Jennifer Aniston seems to have resurfaced from the mothership, at least long enough to appear in the latest issue of Vogue magazine. In it, she still whines about losing Brad Pitt to Angelina Jolie, but that’s only for people who care about that sort of stuff. We’re only interested in the pictures, and I can safely report back to you that, yes, Jennifer Aniston has indeed brought the sexy back. Less Pitty, more sexy, Jen. Thank you very much.
Jennifer Aniston has got Legs
So what has Jennifer Aniston been up to since Friends was canceled? Well, she went into the movies with the box office bombs “Derailed” and “The Break-Up”, since everyone pretty much assumed that of all the Friends people, it would be Jennifer Aniston who would make it as a movie star. Alas, it didn’t really work out, as Jen’s (as her friends and guys who hide in bushes outside her house with telephoto lens call her) movie career sort of fizzled. But hey, that won’t stop us from marveling at the great legs that Jennifer Aniston possesses, which is surprising, as IMDB.com only lists her as standing a mere 5′5″. How is that possible? She looks practically Amazonian in this one pic (below). Damn tricky (but hot) photography.
Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures
It’s not everyday that you get to say, “Check it out, Jennifer Aniston is working a two-piece bikini like nobody’s business.” Because let’s face it, when Jennifer Aniston isn’t hiding out in her Hollywood house, she’s, well, she’s standing slightly outside her Hollywood house thinking about heading back inside cause it’s, you know, comfy and whatnot. In fact, when was the last time we saw Jennifer Aniston out and about in public? I swear, the woman is living the life of a hermit, which is a damn shame considering that body. But Jennifer recently decided to treat us to her bikini goodness, and was outside somewhere in a red number that, as the kids would say, was ass crack-licious.
Jennifer Aniston Does the Bikini Thing
It must suck to be a celebrity. Everywhere you go, there are photographers waiting anxiously to snap pictures of you in your skivvies or waiting for you to do something like picking your nose. Of course, whenever I start entertaining thoughts like this, I am quickly reminded that celebrities make an obscene amount of money for what can generously be called “work”, and then I’m not so empathetic anymore. Which leads us to these pictures of Jennifer Aniston in a little teeny winny bikini somewhere snapping pictures of some guy looking incredible with zero percent body fat. Damn, it must be nice to have your own personal cook and trainer to keep you looking this good…
Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures
Jennifer Aniston is a pretty woman, that much is not in doubt, but does she always have to look like someone just ate her baby? Seriously, folks, it’s ridiculous. In fact, so much so that I always have trouble looking at these fantastic pictures of Jennifer Aniston in a two-piece bikini. Always. Well, okay, maybe not that hard of a time, if you know what I mean. Wink wink, hint hint, and all that good stuff.
Jennifer Aniston is a Sourpuss
Jennifer Aniston doesn’t look too happy here, at the premiere of her movie “The Break-up”. Then again, Jennifer Aniston has one of those faces that when she’s not beaming, it looks like she’s ready to explode from repressed angst. Or maybe she’s just a natural sourpuss who has to work at not being such a sourpuss. Either way, I hope the poon Vince Vaughn is getting is worth having to live with this 24-7, because I know I wouldn’t want to.
Is “The Break Up” the Next “Gigli”?
Seems that not a whole lot of people are enthusiastic about Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn’s new upcoming movie “The Break Up”. It could be that people are tired of seeing Jennifer Aniston’s sour puss face being all sour pussy, or the idea of Vince Vaughn playing a romantic lead is somewhat, er, unattractive. In any case, the reviews are in, and they aren’t kind. Read on…
Jennifer Aniston at the Oscars and Beyond
Has any of the “Friends” guys found a decent movie career yet? Wasn’t that the point of abandoning “Friends”? For a movie career? Oh well. At least they’re still acting. I think. Here’s Jennifer Aniston at the Oscars red carpet and then later at the Vanity Fair Oscar party. Watch out, Jen, or you might bump into Angelina…
Jennifer Aniston in German In Style Magazine
You gotta feel a little bit sorry for Jennifer Aniston. She gets dumped by Brad Pitt for Angelina Jolie, and now all anyone cares to talk about is Bradgelina over there in German or France or wherever the two are at the moment pretending to care about poverty and what have you. Here’s Jennifer in the German edition of In Style Magazine trying to get some of that spotlight. I’d tell you what the article says, but I can’t read a lick of German.
Jennifer Aniston in Tom Ford’s Vanity Fair
Ex-”Friends” star Jennifer Aniston, not showing any residues of the Bradgelina lovefest going on in Europe, takes off her clothes for Vanity Fair’s Hollywood edition. It would have been better if she didn’t cover her good bits, but whose complaining.
Jennifer Aniston is Sexy!
A large stack of Jennifer Aniston pictures that proves Brad Pitt didn’t trade up THAT much when he traded her in for Angelina Jolie.
People Dressed as Slave Princess Leia (in Bikini)
Geeks know that Slave Princess Leia is quite possibly the sexiest sci-fi image in the known universe. In salute of that, here are a lot of people wearing the metal space bikini, from unknown girl next door to celebs like Jennifer Aniston to Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia herself to toys!
Jennifer Aniston is Wet and Sexy
This is Jennifer Aniston. Wet. Very wet. Wow.
Jennifer Aniston is a Bad Girl — Sort of
Jennifer Aniston is most well known for her role on TV’s “Friends”, but she’s recently made the jump to movies. Plus, some guy named Brad Pitt just dumped her, which leads us to this thought: Brad Pitt is a moron.