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Hot Chicks in Jeans of the Day: Jennifer Ellison
British lass Jennifer Ellison does it all: dancing, singing, acting, and I’m told on weekends she even washes cars. But wait, she doesn’t wash cars and keeps the cash, she washes cars for the needy children of the UK. See, because that’s just how Jennifer Ellison rolls. Or maybe not. One thing I do know for sure about Jennifer Ellison is that she looks bloody hot in jeans. Or I could have used “brilliantly hot”. They like to use the word “brilliant” over there to describe something good, FYI. See, who says you don’t learn anything by reading us! Hah!
Jennifer Ellison Loves Beer, Hates Taxes. We Agree.
1 December 2008
According to British actress, model, and the future mother of my future children Jennifer Ellison, the proposed British beer tax would put pubs out of business and cause Brits to drink less. And that, you know, would suck. After all, when all you’ve got going for you is soccer hooliganism, what the hell are you gonna do in-between the beating supporters of other soccer “clubs” over the head with clubs and beer bottles? Exactly. The pub is the place to go, and if the Brit lawmakers get their way, there might be less of said pubs to go to. Or something to that affect. At least, that’s what these pictures of Jennifer Ellison in a bar serving up some beer tells me. That, and she’s got a really big rack, and I think I love her.
Jennifer Ellison is Still a Nut Buster
8 July 2008
British bombshell Jennifer Ellison has got something on her many British glamour model competitors — she can actually act. As in, she’s an actual actress who happens to pose in lads mags quite a bit. As in, pretty much every week. She’s one of the stars, if not THE star, of the British horror flick “The Cottage”. And no, this isn’t the kind of “acting” that requires her to “act” her way into a bathtub without her clothes, where she soaks, gently washing herself, as a masked maniac sneaks up behind her and wham, bam, thank you for the nudity, ma’am. No, Jennifer Ellison can actually act. I think. I haven’t seen “The Cottage” or anything, but so I’ve heard. Plus, she’s really hot and a real nut buster to boot.
Another Reason to Run Away and Join the Circus…
17 March 2008
Kids, being the soapy, limbless sponge that they are when they’re young and impressionable, are always looking for a good reason to run away from home and join the circus, if just to spite mom and dad for not buying them that tricycle they’ve had their eyes on ever since kindergarten. Or for you girls out there, not buying you that Barbie with the perky boobie action, which, I think we can all agree, is much better than the Easy Bake oven accessory. And now those kids have another good reason to chase the clowns with big noses that aren’t plastic after all when you touch them: Jennifer Ellison. Or two reasons, actually. Wait, that sounded a little dirty…
Jennifer Ellison is Ready for Bed
14 March 2008
Good God is Jennifer Ellison hot. She’s supposed to be an actress in England, but truth be told, I’ve never seen a single thing she’s acted in, but I sure have seen a lot of things she’s shown in wearing very little, such as this little bedroom/lingerie photoshoot. The woman is just smoking, boys and girls (but mostly you boys out there), what more needs to be said? Um, well, I probably should type some more, because there isn’t enough here yet to fill out a post. But we’re close though, very, very close… Okay, that’s about … right? Good enough. Please to ogle Jennifer Ellison in lingerie.
Jennifer Ellison Bikini Pictures
18 September 2007
Leave it to Jennifer Ellison, British glamour model extraordinaire, to slip on a bikini top covered in what looks like rocks (or are those fake crystals? either/or) instead of the usual flimsy bikini fabric. Now mind you, I could go on for the flimsy look, as it, well, is really flimsy and there are more than a little opportunity for some nip slip or something similar. Basically, the potential for accidental nudity is great, and really, isn’t that what all men live for? To see a hot woman accidentally expose herself when she least expects it? Oh yes. Where was I? Oh right, here are some Jennifer Ellison bikini pictures. The woman is gorgeous, to be sure, and what a body.
Jennifer Ellison is Hot when Sweaty
3 August 2007
People have told me that Jennifer Ellison is an actress, that she acts in plays, and movies, and TV, and whatnot, but I’ll be damn if everytime I see her, she doesn’t act like an actress. By which I mean, she’s always wearing as little clothes as possible, which makes me believe British doll Jennifer Ellison is more of a glamour model first and an actress second. Then again, the “people” who have told me these things are just voices in my head, so maybe I should stop listening to them. Um. Anyways, here’s Jennifer Ellison looking uber hot while sweaty. I like the chains motif. Very Hellraiser. Let’s hope Pinhead doesn’t get a hold of this, cause, you know, Pinhead don’t like people playing with his chains. Or yanking them. Ahem.
Jennifer Ellison is Feeling Pink
26 July 2007
British model, actress, and all-around famous chick Jennifer Ellison likes pink lingerie, likes wearing pink lingerie, and we like to watch her wearing said pink lingerie. Okay, so she’s put those pink lingerie on way after we see them, but if you just use your imagination instead of sitting there like a big lump of couch snack food, you’d know where I was going with this completely ludicrous post. Oh great, now even I’m lost. Um, let’s see. Jennifer Ellison. Pink. Underwear. Bra. Oh right. Jennifer Ellison in pink lingerie is friggin’ awesome.
Jennifer Ellison Likes it Black and Hard
28 June 2007
No, seriously. British lass Jennifer Ellison really likes it big, hard, and black. I’m talking about a Harley Davidson motorcycle, of course. What did you think I was talking about? Get your mind out of the gutter, you rascal! Wait, where was I? Oh, right, sexual innuendos and a totally random posting of Jennifer Ellison. Enjoy.
Jennifer Ellison Bikini Pictures
19 November 2006
The biggest difference between an American celebrity on the beach in a two-piece bikini and their British counterpart? The British lassies are not as ripped and are for the most part more voluptuous, and has no use for female abs. The Hollywood celebs are gym rats, and besides showing off a tone body, has the kind of abs that only millions of dollars worth of a personal trainer can provide. Which one do I prefer? What do I care as long as they’re half nekkid. Oh yeah. Here’s Jennifer Ellison on the beach in a two-piece.
Jennifer Ellison Heats Up “Chicago”
18 September 2006
And here I thought British blonde lovely Jennifer Ellison was just another in a long line of British blonde lovelies famous for their bust line and willingness to take off their clothes. Boy was I wrong. Here, I’ll let Wikipedia explain: “Jennifer Ellison is an English actress, singer and dancer. Ellison, who was born in Liverpool, is perhaps best known for playing Emily Shadwick in the television soap opera Brookside until 2003, when she became a pop singer.” One of those acting gigs was for the UK version of “Chicago” (you know, the one they turned into a movie with singing and dancing and other junk?).
Jennifer Ellison is Feeling Patriotic
7 August 2006
British babe Jennifer Ellison is patriotic, which explains why she’s wrapped herself up in England’s Flag of St. George while wearing almost nothing. Old George is aiiight, but it can’t beat Old Glory. Our flag’s out more, er, stripes and junk. Although I would gladly take Jennifer Ellison, “Emily Shadwick” from “Brookside”. The model, actress, and singer has two number #1 hits to her credit, and she’s currently the face of Ultimo’s “Young Attitude” lingerie line. Not that all that matters — look, she’s almost nude except for that blasted flag!
Jennifer Ellison is Bountiful in Bikini
5 July 2006
Liverpool, England hottie Jennifer Ellison is famous for her body and floatation device — er, I mean, her chest. After all, you don’t get voted Sexiest Blonde in the World by readers of Nuts magazine for being a big unattractive fattie. Which, I’m sorry to say, is how Jennifer looks here. Shouldn’t the “sexiest blonde in the world” look a little bit more fit? The way that bikini bottom is hugging her hips, it looks painful. Might wanna either upgrade on the bikini size or downgrade on the fish and chips, Jennifer ol girl.
Jennifer Ellison in Nuts Magazine
20 February 2006
If I was a few years younger, I might have titled this thread, “Jennifer Ellison Can’t Get Enough Nuts”, but alas, I’m a few years older, and that title, though funny, is much too juvenile. God I hate getting old. Here’s Jen in Nuts Magazine. And there’s nutty about that. (Sorry.)
Jennifer Ellison’s 2006 Calendar
29 January 2006
To be honest, I have no idea who Jennifer Ellison is, but damn, is she hot or what? And really, how much can you really get to “know” someone nowadays? But I digress. Here’s Jennifer Ellison’s 2006 calendar.
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