Babes + Sharp Object = Blockbuster
You know my theory by now: put a hot babe in a movie and train her how to use a gun and instant blockbuster, baby! And we’re not just talking guns, either. Give her a sword or a sharp object (like, say a sai) and it’ll work just as well. Okay, so maybe not the last part. Jennifer Garner looked dawn good with a pair of sai and it didn’t do the box office of “Electra” any. But that isn’t true for a lot of other films. Put a really hot girl and train her how to use a sword and you’re liable to turn on all the boys in the audience and get them to recommend your movie. Or does that only works for me? A couple of notable sharp object slinging babes below. (P.S. Let me apologize for this post; the idea was spectacular, but the execution is just Godawful. Oh well.)
Jennifer Garner is Leatherific
I love Jennifer Garner. How can you not love Jennifer Garner? You would have to be a frakkin’ Commie not to have a neverending adoration for Jennifer Garner. The woman is just spectacular, whether she’s battling spies on Alias or battling ninjas in the movies, or fooling around with lucky bastards in romantic comedies. You gotta love Jennifer Garner, especially when she’s wearing tight leather, because let’s face it, the only thing better than a hot woman is a hot woman in tight leather.
Jennifer Garner Wet in Marie Claire
You know the funny thing about Jennifer Garner? I’m crazy about her nowadays, but back in the day, when she first emerged on the scene via the Alias TV show, I wasn’t sold on her, as an actress, sex symbol, or an action star. And now? Dude, I’m sold on Jennifer Garner like Britney Spears is sold on the whole trailer trash to the extreme bit. Which is to say, there’s little Jennifer Garner can do that I’m not gaggle over, including this new spread in Marie Claire, where she takes a dip in a pool and comes out looking breathtaking. The woman is so gorgeous that the idea she got knocked up by Ben Affleck drives me insane.
The Girls are All Yellow for Jennifer Garner
There’s nothing wrong with Jennifer Garner that a divorce from Ben Affleck can’t solve. Of course failing that, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with Jennifer Garner at all. She’s always been one of my more favorite actresses out there. I just dig her, the way one of my nieces dig eating play dough. (There’s something not right about that kid.) But I digress. Jennifer Garner has a new movie called “The Kingdom” coming out. Hopefully it’ll be a return to glory for Jennifer, who hasn’t exactly been firing on all cylinders with the movie career lately. And my oh my, does she look absolutely stunning in yellow or what? Such a fantastic body. I swear, she could have been a supermodel had she not gone into acting…
Geek Love: Top 10 Comic Book Movie Babes, Part 2
Welcome back. As a refresher, here was our Top 10 Comic Book Movie Hotties from #10 to #6 (in part one here): Jessica Alba as a brainy Sue Storm in “Fantastic Four”, Emmanuelle Vaugier as Painkiller Jane, and #8 to #6 all hailing from the “X-Men” films: Kelly Hu as Lady Deathstrike from “X-Men 2″, Famke Janssen as Jean Grey, and Rebecca Romijn as Mystique. And now, then, are the top 5 Comic Book Movie Babes, starting with…
Jennifer Garner is a “Devil in the Junior League”
I’m interested in any project Jennifer Garner attaches herself to, even if I never end up seeing it. So with that in mind, here’s news via Variety that Garner has attached herself to adapting, producing, and possibly starring in the big screen version of the novel “Devil in the Junior League”. “Adaptation of Linda Francis Lee’s tome will revolve around a stuffy Southern socialite whose husband disappears with another woman — and her fortune. She turns to a lawyer who says he’ll help in exchange for helping his flashy, less-than-appropriate wife get into the Junior League.” Jennifer Garner as a stuffy Southern socialite might be kinda fun.
Gratuitous Jennifer Garner Posting
Yes, it’s that time of the week again, when we post a completely gratuitous selection of pictures from a certain celebrity. In this case, it’s former “Alias” star Jennifer Garner, who has shaken off the shackles of Ben Affleck marriage (well, one can only hope) and gotten back into the swing of Hollywood life. She’s got two movies primed for 2007, the action thriller “The Kingdom”, about terrorist bombings in Saudi Arabia, and the romantic comedy “Catch and Release”. Now I’m not one for romcoms, but I have to admit, Jennifer looks insanely cute in the previews for “Release”. Maybe I’ll wait for the DVD…
“The Kingdom” Trailer Online
I said I wasn’t going to post anything until after Christmas, but ran across this trailer for “The Kingdom”, and just had to post it. Jamie Foxx and Jennifer Garner (but mainly Jamie Foxx, going by the trailer) chases a terrorist in Saudi Arabia who plotted the murder of a few 100 Americans on a military base. Ouch. The movie is directed by Peter Berg (”The Rundown”) and looks pretty damn awesome, in a “Rules of Engagement” sort of way. Here’s the thing: I just hope it doesn’t pull the ol “Guv’Ment Conspiracy” angle, i.e. “Mission Impossible III”. I have nothing against Government Conspiracy movies, but come on, I’m starting to get really sick and tired of them. It’s like Hollywood can’t make anything related to terrorism anymore without making it into some generic U.S. Government conspiracy plot.
Jennifer Garner on the Set of “The Kingdom”
A slightly “bumpy” looking Jennifer Garner (is that leftover baby fat or Ben Affleck Jr. #2 on the way?) on the set of her new movie “The Kingdom”. In the Peter Berg (”Friday Night Lights”) directed movie, “A team of U.S. government agents are sent to investigate the bombing of an American facility in the Middle East.” Going purely by her wardrobe in these pictures, I’m guessing Jennifer plays one of those US agents. The thriller, scheduled for 2007, co-stars Jason Bateman and Jamie Foxx.
Jennifer Garner: Super Mom
You know, I can’t help but notice that everytime I see these pictures of Jennifer Garner hauling baby Violet around, that she’s always doing the hauling and hubby Ben Affleck is nowhere to be seen. What is up with that? Is Ben an absent dad? But anyway, here’s Jennifer and baby dodging the paparazzi in Cambridge, followed by a not-so-helpful older lady.
Jennifer Garner and Baby Violet
Okay, so I try not to post this kind of pictures, but I just couldn’t help it after seeing this. I’ve always liked Jennifer Garner, and seeing her like this, with new baby Violet, makes me wish I still had a soul. Here’s Jennifer, sans Ben, going about town with the cutest baby you’ll ever see. Doesn’t she look like she’ll make a terrific mom? Or at least “terrific” in comparison to all the other deadbeat Hollywood moms out there. *cough*Britney*cough*
Is Jennifer Garner Naked…?
Seriously, though, is Jennifer Garner wearing anything underneath this red dress, with its strange contraption-like design, or am I seeing things? You decide!
Jennifer Garner in Esquire Magazine
It’s been a while since I posted any Jennifer Garner pictures, mostly because she’s too busy giving Ben Affleck a baby and whatnot. Here’s our favorite secret agent in Esquire Magazine. No idea if it’s an old photoshoot or what, but if you haven’t seen it, it’s new to you!
Jennifer Garner in Maxim Magazine
Jennifer Garner’s classy but still sexy appearances in Maxim Magazine. Can someone please explain to me why she married that idiot Ben Affleck again? Oh Jen, you could have choose sooooooooo much better.
Jennifer Garner in Arena Magazine
A massive stack of the gorgeous Jennifer Garner in Arena Magazine. These are officially called “outtakes”, because they weren’t used in the actual magazines. But I’ll take these “outtakes” from any “intakes”! Yes, I know that doesn’t make any sense, but you know what I mean. Don’t you?
Jennifer Garner Likes Fur — We Don’t
In black and white or color, Jennifer Garner is still amazing to behold.
Jennifer Garner as Elektra
TV star, movie star, comic book heroine/villain, and all-around great gal Jennifer Garner can kick a whole lotta ass and still fill out an evening dress like noone’s business. Can you get any more fit or hotter than JG?