The Ghost Whisperer on the cover of Shape’s October ‘09 issue. We think that’s a bikini.
15 April 2009
Wasn’t it just last year when everyone on the net were making fun of Jennifer Love Hewitt and her, er, generous behind? Well that was last year, and this year Jennifer Love Hewitt is back to fighting shape. And of course by ‘fighting shape’ I mean she’s hot again, and the only reason people will be talking about Jennifer Love Hewitt’s body is to go, “Holy shit, look at Jennifer Love Hewitt, she’s friggin’ hot!” Here she is in the latest issue of Maxim Magazine showing off what made us all fall in lust with her in the first place. And no, it’s not the goofy laugh. Yes, it is the hot bod and the generous rack.
6 January 2009
Speaking of Hollywood hook-ups (weren’t we just?), after Alyssa Milano is announced to having been taken off the market, it appears the Gods are smiling on us and given us a replacement — word from Lalaland is that Jennifer Love Hewitt is back on the market, boys! That’s right, so polish up those pick-up lines for those dark bars where you will “accidentally” bump into Jennifer Love Hewitt and lay one on her. If you’re lucky she’ll still be on the rebound from her called off engagement to some Scottish dude she’s been dating for two years and was supposed to have gotten hitched with. And you know what they say about hot chicks on the rebound… And hey, failing that, remember our back-up plan: fake the mugging and come to her rescue. Chicks love a knight in shining armor, even if he’s ugly, overweight, and still lives with his mom. Below, reasons to pay Bud and Ed for their services.
29 November 2007
Here are some fresh bikini pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt that are — wow, that are not so hot. I’ve always thought that Jennifer Love Hewitt has some of the worst fashion sense I’ve ever seen, and this is coming from a guy who owns only two sets of clothes — jeans and T-shirts. But more often than not, I’ll see Jennifer Love Hewitt out on talk shows wearing some of the most ghastly wardrobe. But dude, I think I’d prefer Jennifer in some fugly dress instead of these bikini pictures. I don’t wanna say that Jennifer Love Hewitt is not looking her best here, but let’s just say that TV has not done her any favors. The gut, the big ass — Holy. Not good. Not good at all. I am so disillusioned right now…
13 August 2007
One of these days Americans will wise up and give Jennifer Love Hewitt her due, at which point she’ll be made a National Treasure and all the world will rejoice. Well, the parts of the world that has TV and likes shows like “Ghost Whisperer”, anyway, because unless you’ve seen the TV series, you’ve probably never seen Jennifer Love Hewitt before, and in which case I guess you wouldn’t care if she was made a national treasure of any country or whatnot. Um, okay, now that I’ve rambled on long enough, here’s some Jennifer Love Hewitt to get you excited about my turning her into a national treasure plan. Jennifer Love Hewitt: Hot as hell, except when you let her dress herself, in which case it’s an epic disaster.
2 May 2007
Now who would sue Jennifer Love Hewitt’s cleavage — er, I mean, who would sue Jennifer Love Hewitt? How could anyone have the nerve to take this lovely, nice young woman to court? Apparently the culprits are Jennifer’s former management, who are suing her for breach of contract based on an “oral agreement” that she pay them 10% of everything she earns. Ouch. And I thought Uncle Sam trying to squeeze the last $100 bucks I owe him for taxes was a disgrace. And how much are these dastardly bastiches want from our Jennifer? At least $350,000, including court costs. The bastards!
30 November 2006
“The Ghost Whisperer” star Jennifer Love Hewitt was recently named by Chrysler as their pitchwoman for their upcoming 2008 Chrysler Sebring, but at a recent Sebring event, JLH showed up wearing a black sweater and pants, and that’s just a crying shame. So in hopes of helping Jennifer sell more Chrysler, here are some pictures of her 1999 pictorial in Maxim Magazine. Yeah, I’d buy that.
13 November 2006
It’s hard work being the new face of Hanes underwear. Just as “The Ghost Whisperer’s” Jennifer Love Hewitt. You have to spend most of your time in, well, your undewear as people snap pictures of her. Thank God someone is willing to do it. And when you’re Jennifer Love Hewitt and you have a rockin’ body, a killer rack, and one of those girl-next-door faces, you’ll bound to sell a lot of undewear. To guys, who are of course buying them for their girls. Mostly. Well, probably. Um.
31 August 2006
I don’t know what Calabasas magazine does, or what “Calabasas” means (although my extensive education seems to indicate that it’s some kind of food, with beans, rice, and a touch of radish), but Jennifer Love Hewitt is on the cover and inside its pages, and she’s looking smokin’ in it. And best of all? It doesn’t look like Jennifer got to pick out her own wardrobe, because let’s admit it, the girl is cute as a button and twice as sexy, but I’ll be damn if her fashion sense reeks. Mind you, not that it matters, because as we all know, hotness trumps bad taste in clothes.
28 August 2006
Yes, folks, it’s that time of the year again, when TV’s beautiful people crowd the red carpet and act like movie stars, even though, you know, they’re not. I mean, they do work in TV, primarily. But I digress. Among the hotties attending the 58th Annual Primetime Emmys (aka the Friggin Emmys that No One Watches) were Jennifer Love Hewitt and her marvelous breasts, former American Idol chick Kimberly Caldwell, found again Evangeline Lilly, midget lover Heather Locklear, “reporters” Maria Menounos, Vanessa Minnillo, and Nancy O’Dell; and finally, my favorite house call Doctor, Jennifer Morrison. Now where did the Emmys misplace my invitation? I tell ya, those guys need to get their act together…
27 August 2006
Everyone loves the Emmys, so of course they’ll attend even the pre Awards show party — oh wait, did I say Emmys? I meant Oscars. Nobody gives a crap about the Emmys. Nevertheless, that won’t stop us from posting pictures of hot chicks attending the Entertainment Weekly pre-Emmys bash. In attendance were NCIS’s ballbreaker Lauren Holly, the leggy Stacy Keibler, the busty Ivanka Trump, the darkly Samaire Armstrong, the kooky Bai Ling, the rackterific Jennifer Love Hewitt, the purpleish Sophia Bush, the your-hate-sucks Maggie Grace, the back from the dead Daphne Zuniga, and of course, kinda creepy eyes Rebecca Gayheart.
3 August 2006
It’s always been my contention that Jennifer Love Hewitt, God bless her well-endowed heart, has always had, shall we say, “issues” with clothes that she wears in public, and these pictures certainly aren’t going to help my perception of her. Here’s Jennifer caught out in public looking very color-coordinated with her nameless boyfriend. She tries to dodge the paparazzi for a while, but then just gives up and poses, before walking off hand-in-hand, identical denim butts fading into the background. Oh, Jennifer, what will you ever wear next…?
8 June 2006
Never saw the first one, and don’t plan to, but Jennifer Love Hewitt is in the sequel (and will no doubt be appearing on various talk shows in some of the ugliest wardrobe you’ll ever see, pimping the movie). Here are a couple of stills from the talking cat movie (voiced by Bill Murray, no less). The best part of these interviews? Maybe she’ll end up on “The Daily Show” again, where host Jon Stewart developed foot-in-mouth disease when, the last time she was there shilling for the first “Garfield”, he not-so-cleverly insinuated that anyone who joined the cast of “Garfield” was a money whore. Priceless stuff there, folks.
23 May 2006
So everyone’s favorite buxom ghost talking-to babe has gone and got herself a new hairstyle, and I have to say, it looks really good on her. Or at least it’s a million light years better than those curly bang things she had working before. Anyways, here’s Jennifer Love Hewitt at the premiere of “The Break Up”, wearing a nice black number. In all, it’s a very nice Jennifer Love Hewitt package.
17 May 2006
One of our bestest favoritest girls, Jennifer Love Hewitt, takes time out from looking hot and wearing really ugly dresses to celeb functions to do some promo work for her “Ghost Whisperer” TV show, now showing on CBS. It’s about ghosts and whatnot.
10 May 2006
“The ghost Whisperer” star Jennifer Love Hewitt was somewhere doing something glamorous as stars are wont to do when someone apparently handed her a lollipop and she, er, started to lick it. I mean, what else are you gonna do when someone hands you a lollipop, say No? That would be just rude, and no one likes a rude girl, even if she’s as hot as Jennifer Love Hewitt. So what I’m saying is, lick it, Jennifer, you know you like it.
7 May 2006
Oh, Jennifer Love Hewitt. So young, so beautiful, so…bountiful. I’m not sure when this red carpet event is from, but it’s Jennifer Love Hewitt and her date at a Rolling Stones howdy-do doing the red carpet thing. But most importantly, Jennifer brought her generous cleavage with her and was kind enough to share it with the world. Oh my.
28 April 2006
Yet more evidence that Jennifer Love Hewitt, despite our love for her cuddly and spunky personality, has absolutely zero fashion sense whatsoever. Now look, I’m no fashionista or anything, but even I know that this is not the kind of clothes that a tall, slender girl with a nice rack should be wearing. What is it with Jennifer and this fraumphy look of hers? It’s disturbing, to say the least. And hey, I like Jennifer, but someone’s gotta say it.
27 April 2006
Okay, I don’t know what the US Weely Hot Hollywood Awards is, but I’m assuming it’s about hot actresses going to awards that are supposed to be hot, and US Weekly is footing the big. Or somesuch. Blah. Here’s Jennifer Love Hewitt at the blasted thing in a ghastly purple dress. Yet more evidence that Jennifer has almost no sense of fashion whatsoever. Yikes. And hey, is it me, or is Jennifer looking a little blonder than usual…?
11 April 2006
The Ghost Whisperer herself, Jennifer Love Hewitt, goes dark and smothering in this spread for Emmy Magazine, which, from the text on the cover, appears to be some kind of TV or sci-fi/fantasy magazine. Eh, who cares, here’s Jennifer looking sexy — in clothes!
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