Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini Pictures are Not so Hot
Here are some fresh bikini pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt that are — wow, that are not so hot. I’ve always thought that Jennifer Love Hewitt has some of the worst fashion sense I’ve ever seen, and this is coming from a guy who owns only two sets of clothes — jeans and T-shirts. But more often than not, I’ll see Jennifer Love Hewitt out on talk shows wearing some of the most ghastly wardrobe. But dude, I think I’d prefer Jennifer in some fugly dress instead of these bikini pictures. I don’t wanna say that Jennifer Love Hewitt is not looking her best here, but let’s just say that TV has not done her any favors. The gut, the big ass — Holy. Not good. Not good at all. I am so disillusioned right now…
Jennifer Love Hewitt Appreciation Post
One of these days Americans will wise up and give Jennifer Love Hewitt her due, at which point she’ll be made a National Treasure and all the world will rejoice. Well, the parts of the world that has TV and likes shows like “Ghost Whisperer”, anyway, because unless you’ve seen the TV series, you’ve probably never seen Jennifer Love Hewitt before, and in which case I guess you wouldn’t care if she was made a national treasure of any country or whatnot. Um, okay, now that I’ve rambled on long enough, here’s some Jennifer Love Hewitt to get you excited about my turning her into a national treasure plan. Jennifer Love Hewitt: Hot as hell, except when you let her dress herself, in which case it’s an epic disaster.
Jennifer Love Hewitt Gets Sued
Now who would sue Jennifer Love Hewitt’s cleavage — er, I mean, who would sue Jennifer Love Hewitt? How could anyone have the nerve to take this lovely, nice young woman to court? Apparently the culprits are Jennifer’s former management, who are suing her for breach of contract based on an “oral agreement” that she pay them 10% of everything she earns. Ouch. And I thought Uncle Sam trying to squeeze the last $100 bucks I owe him for taxes was a disgrace. And how much are these dastardly bastiches want from our Jennifer? At least $350,000, including court costs. The bastards!
Jennifer Love Hewitt is the New Boobs of the 2008 Chrysler Sebring
“The Ghost Whisperer” star Jennifer Love Hewitt was recently named by Chrysler as their pitchwoman for their upcoming 2008 Chrysler Sebring, but at a recent Sebring event, JLH showed up wearing a black sweater and pants, and that’s just a crying shame. So in hopes of helping Jennifer sell more Chrysler, here are some pictures of her 1999 pictorial in Maxim Magazine. Yeah, I’d buy that.
Jennifer Love Hewitt + Bras and Panties = Heaven
It’s hard work being the new face of Hanes underwear. Just as “The Ghost Whisperer’s” Jennifer Love Hewitt. You have to spend most of your time in, well, your undewear as people snap pictures of her. Thank God someone is willing to do it. And when you’re Jennifer Love Hewitt and you have a rockin’ body, a killer rack, and one of those girl-next-door faces, you’ll bound to sell a lot of undewear. To guys, who are of course buying them for their girls. Mostly. Well, probably. Um.
Jennifer Love Hewitt in Calabasas
I don’t know what Calabasas magazine does, or what “Calabasas” means (although my extensive education seems to indicate that it’s some kind of food, with beans, rice, and a touch of radish), but Jennifer Love Hewitt is on the cover and inside its pages, and she’s looking smokin’ in it. And best of all? It doesn’t look like Jennifer got to pick out her own wardrobe, because let’s admit it, the girl is cute as a button and twice as sexy, but I’ll be damn if her fashion sense reeks. Mind you, not that it matters, because as we all know, hotness trumps bad taste in clothes.
Hollywood Babes Love the 58th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
Yes, folks, it’s that time of the year again, when TV’s beautiful people crowd the red carpet and act like movie stars, even though, you know, they’re not. I mean, they do work in TV, primarily. But I digress. Among the hotties attending the 58th Annual Primetime Emmys (aka the Friggin Emmys that No One Watches) were Jennifer Love Hewitt and her marvelous breasts, former American Idol chick Kimberly Caldwell, found again Evangeline Lilly, midget lover Heather Locklear, “reporters” Maria Menounos, Vanessa Minnillo, and Nancy O’Dell; and finally, my favorite house call Doctor, Jennifer Morrison. Now where did the Emmys misplace my invitation? I tell ya, those guys need to get their act together…
Hollywood Babes Love Pre-Emmy Parties
Everyone loves the Emmys, so of course they’ll attend even the pre Awards show party — oh wait, did I say Emmys? I meant Oscars. Nobody gives a crap about the Emmys. Nevertheless, that won’t stop us from posting pictures of hot chicks attending the Entertainment Weekly pre-Emmys bash. In attendance were NCIS’s ballbreaker Lauren Holly, the leggy Stacy Keibler, the busty Ivanka Trump, the darkly Samaire Armstrong, the kooky Bai Ling, the rackterific Jennifer Love Hewitt, the purpleish Sophia Bush, the your-hate-sucks Maggie Grace, the back from the dead Daphne Zuniga, and of course, kinda creepy eyes Rebecca Gayheart.
Jennifer Love Hewitt and her Boyfriend are Coordinated
It’s always been my contention that Jennifer Love Hewitt, God bless her well-endowed heart, has always had, shall we say, “issues” with clothes that she wears in public, and these pictures certainly aren’t going to help my perception of her. Here’s Jennifer caught out in public looking very color-coordinated with her nameless boyfriend. She tries to dodge the paparazzi for a while, but then just gives up and poses, before walking off hand-in-hand, identical denim butts fading into the background. Oh, Jennifer, what will you ever wear next…?
Jennifer Love Hewitt in “Garfield 2″ Promos
Never saw the first one, and don’t plan to, but Jennifer Love Hewitt is in the sequel (and will no doubt be appearing on various talk shows in some of the ugliest wardrobe you’ll ever see, pimping the movie). Here are a couple of stills from the talking cat movie (voiced by Bill Murray, no less). The best part of these interviews? Maybe she’ll end up on “The Daily Show” again, where host Jon Stewart developed foot-in-mouth disease when, the last time she was there shilling for the first “Garfield”, he not-so-cleverly insinuated that anyone who joined the cast of “Garfield” was a money whore. Priceless stuff there, folks.
Jennifer Love Hewitt Gets a New Hairstyle?
So everyone’s favorite buxom ghost talking-to babe has gone and got herself a new hairstyle, and I have to say, it looks really good on her. Or at least it’s a million light years better than those curly bang things she had working before. Anyways, here’s Jennifer Love Hewitt at the premiere of “The Break Up”, wearing a nice black number. In all, it’s a very nice Jennifer Love Hewitt package.
Jennifer Love Hewitt Ghost Whisperer Promos
One of our bestest favoritest girls, Jennifer Love Hewitt, takes time out from looking hot and wearing really ugly dresses to celeb functions to do some promo work for her “Ghost Whisperer” TV show, now showing on CBS. It’s about ghosts and whatnot.
Jennifer Love Hewitt. Lollipop. Licking.
“The ghost Whisperer” star Jennifer Love Hewitt was somewhere doing something glamorous as stars are wont to do when someone apparently handed her a lollipop and she, er, started to lick it. Oh my.
Meet Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Cleavage
Oh, Jennifer Love Hewitt. So young, so beautiful, so…bountiful. I’m not sure when this red carpet event is from, but it’s Jennifer Love Hewitt and her date at a Rolling Stones howdy-do doing the red carpet thing. But most importantly, Jennifer brought her generous cleavage with her and was kind enough to share it with the world. Oh my.
Jennifer Love Hewitt Has No Fashion Sense
Yet more evidence that Jennifer Love Hewitt, despite our love for her cuddly and spunky personality, has absolutely zero fashion sense whatsoever. Now look, I’m no fashionista or anything, but even I know that this is not the kind of clothes that a tall, slender girl with a nice rack should be wearing. What is it with Jennifer and this fraumphy look of hers? It’s disturbing, to say the least. And hey, I like Jennifer, but someone’s gotta say it.
Jennifer Love Hewitt at the Hot Awards
Okay, I don’t know what the US Weely Hot Hollywood Awards is, but I’m assuming it’s about hot actresses going to awards that are supposed to be hot, and US Weekly is footing the big. Or somesuch. Blah. Here’s Jennifer Love Hewitt at the blasted thing in a ghastly purple dress. Yet more evidence that Jennifer has almost no sense of fashion whatsoever. Yikes. And hey, is it me, or is Jennifer looking a little blonder than usual…?
Jennifer Love Hewitt in Emmy Magazine
The Ghost Whisperer herself, Jennifer Love Hewitt, goes dark and smothering in this spread for Emmy Magazine, which, from the text on the cover, appears to be some kind of TV or sci-fi/fantasy magazine. Eh, who cares, here’s Jennifer looking sexy — in clothes!
Jennifer Love Hewitt is Sexy Despite Bad Hair
I think we can all agree that there are times when Jennifer Love Hewitt, as much as we all love her, is just a fashion victim waiting to show up in front of a camera. Take her many talk show appearances, where she continuously shows up in some ghastly wardrobe. Seriously, folks, I’m no fashion guru, but even I grimace half the time when I see Jennifer on TV. But anyways, here she is in a Patrick Hoelck photoshoot looking very hot and sexy, even if that haircut is, er, quite frankly, kinda atrocious.
Jennifer Love Hewitt Has a Great Rack
Would you take a look at those mammoth mammories? I swear, she’s got them squeezed in so tight inside that dress they’re about to pop loose and kill everyone within 10 miles of her. Good God, Jennifer, let them breathe! Here she is doing something with BMG (if the background is any indication) red carpet.
Jennifer Love Hewitt Wants to be Nude in Playboy!
America’s bubbly sweetheart Jennifer Love Hewitt is tired of the goodie goodie sidekick roles, and she’s ready to break free by posing nude to get rid of her “innocent” image. We don’t know why, because we like her innocent image, especially if she keeps dressing like this. Innocent, indeed!