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Your Weekend Send-Off: Jenny Lopez

27 March 2009

This week’s weekend send-off is brought to you by model Jenny Lopez, who would once again like to remind you that she is NOT that other Jenny Lopez, aka JLo from the alley. Er, block. To be honest with you, I don’t know if it’s hard on Jenny Lopez to have the same name as the other one, or if it’s easier to get in the door. You tell them you’re Jenny Lopez, which is true, but when you show up they’re surprised you’re not that OTHER Jenny Lopez. But hey, it’s not like you lied to them. Your name really is Jenny Lopez! Okay, so maybe I’ve thought way too much about this, but that’s just how I roll, bitches. Now go and enjoy your weekend and stop yer complainin’.

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Random Model of the Day: Jenny Lopez

18 February 2009

Our Random Model of the Day is Jenny Lopez, not to be confused with Jennifer Lopez, the singer, actress, clothing line diva. And it’s as good thing, too, because I’m not sure if this world can survive two Jennifer Lopezes running around. Can you imagine the chaos? The sheer “OMFG there are two of them!” of it all? Well have no fear, this Jenny Lopez is just a model, so you probably won’t be seeing her trying to sing or act anytime soon. But the better point, how many times do you think Jenny Lopez has to explain to people over the phone that she’s not that OTHER Jenny Lopez? Hey, how about this: instead of JLo, she can be JenLo! See the difference? No? Eh, whatever. You’re not paying me to do this, shut up.

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