Need an excuse to play some videogames? Don’t want the cool kids down the street to think you’re the big fat nerd with too many pimples and not enough friends that he always suspected you were? Well don’t worry, nerd kids, because I’m here to help. See, when the cool kids catch you playing Command and Conquer 3: Red Alert, just tell them that you only bought the game for the hot chicks. You know, like Kelly Hu, Gemma Atkinson, Autumn Reeser, and Jenny McCarthy, who all have roles in the game and are certified babes. See, you’re not a nerd because you play Command and Conquer, you’re actually a sex machine cause you love the ladies. True that.
26 August 2007
Did Jenny McCarthy have her breast implants removed? I don’t know, but that’s what immediately popped into my head when I saw these bikini pictures of the lovely blonde somewhere in Hawaii on the beach enjoying the fun and sun the way only super hot celebrities can — with a banging bikini body. So did Jenny McCarthy remove her breast implants? I don’t know, it’s not like I’m some breast expert or something, even though I admire them, I don’t know very much about them. Sheesh, I wish that gay doctor guy from that Beverly Hills plastic surgery show was here to tell me… Anyhoo. Jenny McCarthy in a bikini showing a slamming body. Enjoy.
2 December 2008