Trying to name the Top 5 hottest Star Trek babe is like asking a random stranger if he’s got an asshole — chances are he’ll say yeah, he has one, what of it, and then punch you in the face. Ask any 10 Trekkie, and they’ll give you 10 different answers. The Trek universe is varied and expansive, and you can’t just pick any 5 babe from the franchise’s various incarnations. But hey, that’s exactly what we’re going to do here anyway. Borgs, aliens, and plain ol humans are represented. Here, then, is the Hollywood Top 5: Hottest Star Trek Babes.
26 July 2007
Was there any doubt that of all the cast of “Star Trek: Voyager”, that Jeri Ryan would be the only one with a viable career after the show went off the air? Okay, so that guy who played Tom Paris has the occasional role playing a supporting role here and there (I think he even played a bad cop on NYPD Blue), but it’s Jeri Ryan who has carried the mantle of ex-”Voyager” castmate with a viable career. And it’s not like she’s the token “sex” role on CBS’s “Shark”. That’s a meaty role, kids, and Jeri Ryan, besides James Woods, are reasons why you should watch “Shark” if you haven’t given it a shot yet. For a lawyer show, it’s damn good.
27 February 2007
First he was off the project, and now he’s back on. Who can keep up with this guy? His career has more twists and turns than an episode of his show “Lost”. (Mind you, not that I’ve actually seen a whole episode of “Lost”, or know enough about it to make such a parallel, but since making the parallel makes me look all hip and cool, I’m gonna do it anyway. Hey, that’s just how I like to roll.) What was I saying? Oh right. It appears that J.J. Abrams is back onboard the “Star Trek” prequel or sequel or whatever it is they’re going to call it. Read on for the happy news, ya knuckleheads…
7 February 2007
Wow, talk about a Geeks Galore bloodbath. First Joss Whedon, King Geek himself, leaves the Wonder Woman movie, then David Goyer, Comic Book Movie King himself, leaves the Flash movie, and now JJ Abrams, the Wacky TV Show Guy, has left the director’s chair of the long-planned Star Trek prequel movie. This from Latino Review: “JJ Abrams has left the “Star Trek XI” directors seat. Instead, he is going to direct “Cloverfield,” ironically enough, for Paramount. Another amicable parting it seems.”. Oh well. So no scenes of a young Spock and Kirk putting on red wigs and battling smoky monsters on an island? Bummer.
20 August 2006
I’m not sure where Jeri Ryan is in these pictures, and to be honest with you, I could give a flying fig. She’s super hot. As in, she’s so super hot here that if she was still a Borg I would let her assimilate me but good. As in, she’s so super hot here that if she was a lawyer and she didn’t even go to law school and couldn’t read I’d still let her defend me against multiple murder charges. As in, she’s so super hot I’m definitely tuning in to watch her new show on CBS called “Sharks” with James Wood. Yup, Jeri Ryan is smoking hot in pink. (And people say I’m shallow. Wha-EV.)
14 July 2006
If you were looking for Hollywood hotties last night, the Waist Down Skirts party presented by Miuccia Prada was the place to be. Had you been there (Where were you, loser?), you would have bumped into hotties like Ali “Is that Your Final Destination Answer?” Larter, Amanda “What Feet?” Peet, Jeri “Someone Please Hire Me, I’m Hot!” Ryan, Molly “If You Got the Money I Got The Sin City” Sims, Lindsay “I love Bikinis” Lohan, Angie “Texans Rock!” Harmon, model-turned-actress Amber “I Got Yer Transporer Right ‘Ere” Valetta, Heather “Boogie Nights 2, Anyone? Anyone?” Graham, Rebecca “Pepper Dennis? What was I thinking!” Romijn, Michelle “Would You Guys Please do a Buffy Movie already?” Trachtenberg, and Eva “How Many Times Do I have To Keep Telling You? I’m the OTHER Eva!” Mendes. And oh yeah, I think Prada is a fashion line or sumthin’.
30 March 2006
Some new Jeri Ryan (aka “7 of 9″ on the now defunct “Star Trek: Voyager” TV series) for you kids. She’s looking much too thin in these pictures, but then again, was she ever bigger than this? I don’t remember, it’s been a while since I’ve seen Jeri Ryan doing anything.
26 February 2006
Oh man, what happened to Jeri Ryan? Didn’t she used to be famous? After “Star Trek” went off the air, I don’t even remember if she ever got another gig. Oh well. Here she is at the red carpet of the 8th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards Gala looking not quite as yummy as I remembered. Someone hire this woman!
6 March 2008