In her new movie “Teeth”, Louisville, Kentucky native Jess Weixler plays a young high school student who has something very, very wrong with her, you know, “down there”. Hint: It’s got teeth, and it’s not supposed to have teeth. It’s a love story, doncha know? The movie’s tagline is, “Every rose has its thorns,” and is written and directed by a twisted bastard name Mitchell Lichtenstein. Anyhoo. We think Jess Weixler is destined for greatness. Check out some pictures of the Louisville babe from “Teeth” and a clip from her movie. Man, talk about “No means no!” This is more like, “No means ouch!” Damn.