A Few More FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER Images
“Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer” will be out June 15th, 2007, but I’ll be damn if I can’t find anyone who is really all that interested in it. It’s kinda like the first one, which is what I’ve said from the beginning when they announced the sequel. I have nothing against “Fantastic Four”, but it just never seemed like a “must see” movie to me. In any case, the powers that be have unleashed some more images from the movie, so here they are. The film stars Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba, Chris Evans, Michael Chiklis, Julian McMahon, and is directed by Tim Story.
Laurence Fishburne as the Voice of Galactus, Test Screening for FANTASTIC FOUR 2 Goes Bad
AICN is reporting some tidbits about the upcoming “Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer”. The first bit is that Laurence Fishburne, Morpheus himself, will be giving voice to the (one presumes) all CGI character of Galactus, the Eater of Worlds, and the man who sends the Silver Surfer to Earth in the upcoming superhero sequel in preparation for his coming. Also, AICN says they’ve heard about test screenings for the movie, and that “the word on the screening that has reached me is that the film was ’sooo bad that they felt dirty and wanted to write letters of complaint.’” Ouch. If this is true, I can’t say that I’m surprised the movie is bad, because, frankly, the first one wasn’t so hot to begin with.
Jessica Alba in GOOD LUCK CHUCK, Trailer
In “Good Luck Chuck”, Dane Cook plays a guy name Charlie who is cursed with good luck — for people he has sex with, that is. It seems that whenever Chuck has sex with someone, they immediately find their soul mate the next day, and it ain’t him. This seems like a great scam, as he gets to have sex with tons of willing and desperate women (or at least according to the trailer). But then he meets Jessica Alba, who wants to have sex with him, but since he likes her, Chuck doesn’t want to have sex with her lest his curse drive her into the arms of another man. So what’s a guy to do when Jessica Alba is parading around in skimpy undies and soaking in bubble baths? Watch the trailer, I guess.
FANTASTIC FOUR 2 Gets a New Poster
It’s funny how “under the radar” the “Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer” movie is. Summer is almost here, and all the media attention has been on “Transformers”, “Grindhouse”, “Spider-Man 3″, and all the other rest. But “Fantastic Four 2″ is just sliding underneath everyone’s notice. Which is strange, because it’s a big Summer movie with a big budget, and is a sequel to a successful original. But anyways, in case you still care about the adventures of a non-acting Jessica Alba and her superpowered first family, here’s a new poster for “Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer”, this one featuring all five main characters, via SuperheroHype.
Jessica Biel is Sexier than Scarlett Johansson
Stuff Magazine has released their annual list of “100 Sexiest Women in the Whole Wide World and Beyond” (okay, maybe leave out half of that title), and the winner is … (drum roll, please) … Jessica Biel and her junk in the trunk! Biel, who probably didn’t cry over the recent cancellation of “Seventh Heaven”, topped the poll, as well as second place finisher Scarlett Johansson. The rest of the top 10 was composed of (in order of sexiest to least sexy) Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria, Katharine McPhee, Sienna Miller, Olivia Wilde, Angelina Jolie, Malin Akerman, and finally, Christina Aguilera.
Jessica Alba on the Set of “The Eye” Remake Pictures
In the horror movie “The Eye”, Jessica Alba plays a blind woman who gets a cornea implant, which allows her to see, but also comes with a price — the eye grants her the ability to see ghosts, rather she wants to or not. The film is a remake of the Hong Kong horror movie of the same name (2002’s “Gin gwai”), directed by the Pang Brothers and starring the incredible Angelica Lee in a starring turn, and has spawn two sequels. I don’t know how Alba will do in the role, which requires a low-key, subtle approach as the young woman tries to come to grips with her newfound, horrific abilities. She’s never really shown that ability in her movies, but hey, maybe it’ll work. Who knows. Here are some pictures of Jessica Alba, as the blind heroine, on the set of “The Eye” remake.
Gratuitous Jessica Alba Posting
This is a completely gratuitous Jessica Alba posting, meaning there is no rhyme or reason to it. Although if I wanted to tie it into a theme, I could say that with Jessica’s upcoming “Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer” posed to open in the Summer, so this is a reminder of what a babelicious babe Jessica Alba is. Then again, that would be trying to justify such an unjustifiable and completely gratuitous posting of an attractive celebrity. So I won’t bother, and just call this posting what it is: a completely gratuitous Jessica Alba posting. Enjoy.
A Bevy of “Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer” Posters
The upcoming “Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer” is a curious beast. I don’t think I know anyone who really loved the first one. I know a lot of people who liked it, but they were mostly caught off guard. No one really thought the movie would be that good — or at the very least, that not bad. As it turned out, the first “Fantastic Four” was not a disaster, and that somehow made it kind of good. One can only hope for the same kind of results from “Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer”, but I’m not holding my breath. And oh yeah, writer/director Tim Story has said that Yes, Galactus WILL make an appearance — at the end of the movie, one presumes, since that would make a logical cliffhanger for the planned third part.
Sunday Treat II: Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures
This is going to sound sacrilegious, but I’m going to say it anyway: I’ve never been that overly impressed with Jessica Alba’s body. I know, I know, she’s supposedly one of the most beautiful women on the planet and blah blah blah. And yes, I do appreciate that she’s quite the gym rat (or at least, she looks like she takes care of herself), but you know, as with Beyonce, Jessica Alba has bumps and muscle lumps in places that just doesn’t look right. But anyways, maybe it’s just me. She’s still hot, though.
Jessica Alba Throws Like a Girl — in a Bikini
Check it out, guys, despite all evidence to the contrary in her action-packed movies, Jessica Alba does, indeed, throw like a girl. A very hot girl in a two-piece bikini on the beach soaking wet, that is. Here’s the “Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer” star on the beach with some buds tossing the pigskin around. Well, a nurf pigskin, anyway. Ready for the payoff? Okay, here goes: If Jessica keeps throwing that football around like that, the Silver Surfer won’t be the only thing rising around the country. Drum roll, please!
“Fantastic Four 2″ Promotional Image
Did I mention how I think naming the “Fantastic Four” sequel, “Fantastic Four: The Rise of the Silver Surfer” is really stupid? I mean, how many people out there besides comic book geeks even know what or who the “Silver Surfer” is? Plus, making a movie title that long is just so “Star Wars”-ish, and didn’t everyone laugh at all the stupid names George Lucas called his prequels? But I digress. Here’s one of the very first official promotional images of “Fantastic Four 2″ that’s come out, featuring Jessica Alba and company posing with the Fantasticar. Or fantastic car. Or fantastacar. Or however it’s pronounced and spelled. It’s supposed to be fantastic, I know that much.
Kids Want Jessica Alba to be their Substitute Teacher
And I want her to be my private substitute teacher. You know, like in those ’80s teen sex comedies, where the kid’s parents hire a really hot foreign teacher to teach him French, and instead they end up Frenching on the couch? Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about! But anyways, in a National Education Association online poll conducted a little whiles back, 46% voted Jessica Alba as “the most wanted celebrity as their substitute teacher.” Now I don’t know what the hell Jessica Alba is going to teach them, as I don’t think she even finished High School, or if she did, she probably doesn’t remember it. But really, does substitute teachers teach anything? They just sit at their desk and make you re-read the same thing you read with your real teacher for the last week. Plus, Jessica Alba is really hot and in the end, isn’t that the best quality for a teacher?
Geek Alert: “Fantastic Four 2″ Pictures
Hey, check it out Jessica Alba fans and comic book geeks, it’s behind-the-scenes set pictures from the upcoming “Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer”. Now I don’t know where it is that Norrin Radd (aka the Silver Surfer for those of you who don’t habla comic book geek) is “rising” from, but it’s a good bet he’s gonna be all CGI if these pictures of a dude wrapped in a green suit is any indication. Plus Jessica Alba’s Sue Storm marries her brother Johnny Storm! Well, probably not. Most likely she’s marrying Reed Richards aka Mister Fantastic. The coolsome foursome (plus some bald silver guy) returns to the big screen in 2007.
Kate and Jessica Scream for Spike TV’s Scream Awards
I was sitting at home this weekend when it came to me: “You know, what this world needs is yet another movie awards show held on basic cable!” Because, you know, you can never have too many movie awards shows on basic cable. Ahem. Now it would probably be a good idea to list the nominees and the winners, but who cares. Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Alba were present and apparently went home with the hardware (which, you’ll notice, looks extremely dangerous; you can put both eyes out with that thing!). Ben Affleck was on stage with Jessica Alba, but I clipped him out. I mean, come on, who gives a rat’s behind about Ben Affleck? And oh yeah, Spike TV’s Scream Awards premiere on Spike on October 10th.
Jessica Alba in Arena Magazine
One of these days everyone’s favorite fantasy girlfriend will have to put up or shut up. Yes, Jessica Alba, I’m talking to you, girl. Stop with all the teasing why dontcha. I’m all for flauntin’ what you got, but it’s time to take those bothersome clothes off and hop into the pages of Playboy, or stop with all the appearances in men’s magazine where you don’t show anything. But maybe that’s just the perv in me talking. Here’s a sh*tload of outtake pictures from Jessica Alba’s latest appearance in Arena Magazine.
Jessica Alba To Get her Silver Surfer On in Fantastic Four Sequel
In an interview with Wizard Magazine (it’s a comic book geek mag for those of you not in the know, i.e. those of you not total nerdos), Jessica Alba said that in the “Fantastic Four” sequel there will be a love triangle between her, the Silver Surfer, and Reed Richard. Of course, in the same interview Alba also bragged that her character is the most powerful and has “all the powers of the rest” (whatever that means), so who knows, the poor girl might just be talking out of her very fine butt. In any case, here are pictures of Jessica Alba in her panties. Me likey!
Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures
Or should I say, actual candid Jessica Alba bikini pictures this time. A white two-piece, to be exact, but the best ones are when Jessica, um, turns around, if you know what I mean. No idea where these came from, or when, and who cares, really. Talk about the perfect pose. Geez, Jessica. I think I’m in love.
Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures
Hooray! More Jessica Alba bikini pictures, where Jessica Alba shows almost nothing. Which is a crying shame, as if there is one Hollywood starlet destined for movies set on beaches with the cast wearing very little, it would be Jessica Alba. (”Into the Blue”, anyone?) Plus, check out the cap. There’s nothing like going to a beach in Vancouver incognito than wearing a funky cap. I mean, doesn’t everyone wear caps on the beach? Or wrap their lower body up with a dirty old blanket? I’m sure she didn’t attract any attention at all. Wacky Hollywood folks.
Lionsgate Has “The Eye” for Jessica Alba
According to industry trade Variety, Lionsgate is picking up the remake rights to the Hong Kong horror flick “The Eye” from Paramount and Tom “Wacky Tacky” Cruise, who was supposed to remake it years ago but didn’t. And who does Lionsgate want to play the role of a young blind woman who gets a cornea transplant and starts seeing ghosts? Try Jessica Alba. If you’ve seen the original, you’ll know this is a bad idea. Why? Because the role requires an actor who can emote, who can be moody, who can act; Jessica Alba is 0 for 3. Hey, she’s a real cutie, but let’s face it, the poor girl can’t act her way out of a wet sock. But she sure can fill out a bikini. Pictures of Jessica Alba at the beach in a bikini two-piece below.
Jessica Alba Likes it Doggie Style
I don’t care how hot Jessica Alba is, but this is just not right. In fact, it’s so not right that I’m filing it under, “Oh man, come on, we have millions of years of evolution under our belt, and you go and do this in front of the paparazzi?” where it belongs. Here’s Jessica Alba letting her dog lick her. No, not the boyfriend. Her actual dog. Sick, Jessica! Now go home and brush your teeth, young lady!