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Jessica Alba in Cinemania (and Esquire)

Jessica Alba sure likes bikinis, and God bless her for realizing that people love her not for her non-existent talent, but rather for her very much existing gorgeous good looks. Here she is in the Spanish cinema magazine Cinemania (which, if I’m not mistaken, takes the pictures from Esquire Magazine?) dressed as various famous movie characters and that weird looking girl from “Secretary”. Plus Marilyn Monroe, I think. Man, does my Old Movie IQ suck or what?

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Jessica Alba is So Gosh Darn Cute

Jessica Alba is so damn cute. Yes, I know, she can’t act her way out of a paper bag, even if someone was holding said paper bag for her and encouraging her like there’s no tomorrow, but what the hell, neither can Paul Walker or Keanu Reeves, and no one bitches about them being movie stars. Here’s Jessica being, well, cute as a button.

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Jessica Alba Teases Playboy

If you’ve been waiting for Jessica Alba to show up in Playboy (re: if you’re a man and have a penis) then you’re in luck! Well, sort of. Jessica Alba will appear on the cover and in the pages of Playboy except she won’t be nude. Although she’s been named the “Sexiest Star of the Year”, whatever that means.

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Jessica Alba in Hawaii in a Bikini

Recently everyone’s favorite covergirl was vacation in Hawaii, frolicking on the beach in a two-piece. Oh, to be a beach in Hawaii…

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Jessica Alba in Maxim Magazine 2000

Before she became the glorious sexpot that she is today, this was Jessica Alba back in 2000 — still hot, as you can see, even back then, but not quite “there” yet. And of course by “there” I mean looking of legal age and oh so yummy. But I digress.

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Jessica Alba in GQ Magazine

The deliciously hot Jessica Alba in GQ Magazine, which I originally thought was for men and was about clothes and whatnot. I guess now it’s about hot Hollywood babes and junk. And by “junk” I of course mean “Nobody reads this crap anyway, so how do they stay in business?”

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Jessica Alba in Arena Magazine

Everyone’s favorite covergirl Jessica Alba does Arena Magazine, and my oh my does she do it right! Arena Magazine is known for being risque and taking chances, but Jessica doesn’t really take a whole lot of chances here. Too bad. Still a decent spread, though, but it could have been better. You’re losing your touch, Arena!

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Jessica Alba in Maxim Magazine 2003

More Jessica Alba, because you can never have too much Jessica Alba hotness, and anyone who says different is cruising for a beating. This is one of Jessica’s appearances in Maxim. If memory serves, she has appeared in the men’s magazine at least 3 times. Of course I could be wrong. Hey, it’s been known to happen. Rarely.

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Jessica Alba Likes to Take her Clothes Off — Kinda

More Jessica Alba goodness because, frankly, you can never have enough Jessica Alba goodness. Christ is she beautiful or what? Even with that big forehead, that body is still worthy of a long list of pics…

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Jessica Alba is Sin City’s Stripper Nancy

Yet more Jessica! I’m drowning (happily) in Jessica’s beautiful abs! This one is from her role in “Sin City” — that poster may look a bit touched up, but you know Jess doesn’t need any touching up!

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Jessica Alba “Into the Blue” Promo Stills

More Jessica Alba, these three are promo shots for her new movie “Into the Blue”. Judging by these pictures, I don’t think the filmmakers are promoting this film as a “quality movie”, if you know what I mean. But hey, who am I to complain?

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