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Your Weekend Send-off: Jessica Gomes

15 May 2009

Your Weekend Send-off for the week is brought to you by the Australian model Jessica Gomes. Yes, she actually is Australian. Albeit one of Singaporean Chinese and Portuguese descent. If you ever wondered what someone with Singaporean Chinese and Portuguese blood in them looks like, point them to Jessica Gomes. Granted, they might not look nearly as good as Gomes, but let’s face it, when you grow up with a name like Gomes, you better be pretty hot, or all the boys will be writing your name in the snow with pee. What, boys still do that, right? Anyways, some Jessica Gomes to get you started on what is sure to be a miserable, unfulfilling weekend. You’re welcome.

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Gomes, Gomes, Jessica Gomes!

23 October 2008

You know what’s great about baseball? That I can use a variation on the “gone, gone, gone!” homerun chant as a headline for a post that is nothing more than a gratuitous excuse to show bikini-clad pictures of Australian model Jessica Gomes. Yes, she’s an Aussie, but one with a Singaporean, Chinese and Portuguese heritage. Which basically means she gets the added benefit of looking exotic while being able to sport a wacky accent. And let’s face it, as hot as Australian girls are, those accents are just darn wacky! But I digress. Did I mention this post is little more than an excuse to post bikini pictures of Jessica Gomes?

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Down Under with Jessica Gomes

21 July 2008

Jessica Gomes is a model from Australia, hence the Down Under in the title of this post. (I know, right? Since when have I bothered to actually justify my post titles as being accurate. Well it starts now, buddy! Get used to it!) Anyhoo. Jessica Gomes is Australian, but is of Singaporean Chinese and Portuguese, hence the exotic looks. What exactly do people mean when they call a girl “exotic”? Basically, she’s half this and half that. Hence, “exotic”. Gomes was recently in the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue, although I don’t recall her being in it. But Wikipedia says she was, and it knows more than I, so I’m going to take its word for it. Please to enjoy some Gomes. (Sounds like a chewy gum…)

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