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Your Christmas Send-off: Jessica Jane Clement

This year’s Christmas send-off is courtesy of Jessica Jane Clement, whose name keeps making me think I’m supposed to add the words “adult film actress” before her name. But don’t you try to pin that on our Jessica Jane Clement, because she’s no adult film star, even though she does have the body and face for it. Nope. Jessica Jane Clement is very much a legitimate actress and model, and if she ever has need to take it all off for the sake of a few bucks, may I suggest giving me a call? My production of “How can I get Jessica Jane Clement to take her clothes off” has been on hold for way too long as it is. Anyhoo, Merry Christmas, you bastards. We’ll see you back here next year.

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Monday Means More Jessica Jane Clement

It’s official: Mondays mean Jessica Jane Clement. Okay, maybe not every Monday, because that would be a little ridiculous. I mean, come on, I know Mondays are kinda lame, but we don’t wanna be starting precedences that will make us go crazy around here. But just for this Monday, let’s just say that this Monday is Jessica Jane Clement day. And because this is (temporarily) Jessica Jane Clement Monday, here is more of the lovely British actress. The thing about Jessica Jane Clement is, I can’t see her as a blonde. This seems like one of those times where a woman was just born to work one hair color. In Jessica Jane Clement’s case, it’s brunette or bust. But hey, the hair color is the last thing about her that we noticed. The eyes are killer, the face ain’t bad either, and yeah, that body is all kinds of smokin’. Plus, she’s a professional con woman to boot. Must be, because she just conned me off tonight’s fantasy.

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Brit Babe Invasion: Jessica Jane Clement

Jessica-Jane Clement is hot and the name makes you think Southern Belle, but she’s actually from Sheffield, South Yorkshire, England. She also liable to rip you off if given the chance. I don’t mean she’ll come to your house, knock on your door, and when you open it she’ll rip you in half. I mean the girl will probably con you out of your hard-earned pocket watch. (People still carry around pocket watches, right?) Jessica-Jane Clement is a British model, actress, and one of the stars of The Real Hustle, a show that goes around hustling people in order to educate them so they won’t be hustled in the future. See, that would never happen to me. If a pretty girl walks up to me, I’d just punch her. Sure, it cuts down on my social life, but better safe than sorry, right?

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