Poor Nick Lachey. While his ex Jessica Simpson has to hire help to haul her cash to the bank, Nick is relegated to suing the ditzy blonde for support. And here’s news that Jessica will bank an impressive $1 million for her new role in “Employee of the Month”, which according to In Touch magazine she’ll only have 806 words of dialogue throughout the movie. If you’re good at math, that means she’ll make $1,240 for every word she has to say in the movie! Oh, Jess, will you marry me?
20 February 2006
Speaking of Jessica Simpson, here she is strutting her stuff (and then some!) at the recent People’s Choice Award ceremony. She looks good in red, doesn’t she? Huh, Nick?
20 February 2006
After their split, Nick Lachey (re: the one without a career) is going after his ex Jessica Simpson (re: the one with the career) for fianancial support. How lame! Not only is this guy a total loser (dude, you don’t ask the woman to support your ass!), but he’s so totally going to burn his bridges. That means no more getting into Jessica pants. Look at the pics below — wouldn’t you want to leave room to hit that? Included is Jessica’s GQ layout.
26 November 2005
People have accused songbird Jessica Simpson of not being all that bright, but really, when you have a body like this, does it matter? Not to us!

23 February 2006