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Jessica Simpson Scores $1 Million as “Employee of the Month”

23 February 2006

Poor Nick Lachey. While his ex Jessica Simpson has to hire help to haul her cash to the bank, Nick is relegated to suing the ditzy blonde for support. And here’s news that Jessica will bank an impressive $1 million for her new role in “Employee of the Month”, which according to In Touch magazine she’ll only have 806 words of dialogue throughout the movie. If you’re good at math, that means she’ll make $1,240 for every word she has to say in the movie! Oh, Jess, will you marry me?

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Jessica Simpson at the People’s Choice Awards

20 February 2006

Speaking of Jessica Simpson, here she is strutting her stuff (and then some!) at the recent People’s Choice Award ceremony. She looks good in red, doesn’t she? Huh, Nick?

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Nick Lachey Wants Jessica Simpson’s Money — D’oh!

20 February 2006

After their split, Nick Lachey (re: the one without a career) is going after his ex Jessica Simpson (re: the one with the career) for fianancial support. How lame! Not only is this guy a total loser (dude, you don’t ask the woman to support your ass!), but he’s so totally going to burn his bridges. That means no more getting into Jessica pants. Look at the pics below — wouldn’t you want to leave room to hit that? Included is Jessica’s GQ layout.

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Jessica Simpson is Dumb as a Rock, But Kinda Sexy

26 November 2005

People have accused songbird Jessica Simpson of not being all that bright, but really, when you have a body like this, does it matter? Not to us!

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