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Jessica Stroup Can Stop Traffic

Actress Jessica Stroup was recently in an issue of Esquire Magazine and managed to heat up the magazine like something that heats something up really hot. What I’m trying to say is, the Beverly Hills 90210 star is hot. Oh, excuse me. I mean 90210. They dropped the Beverly Hills part, right? It’s so much cooler to just use the zip code. See, I’m down with the kids. Who says I ain’t? Anyways, where was I? Oh right, here’s Jessica Stroup in Esquire, looking all kinds of unGodly hot.

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The New 90210 Posters Sell Bikinis, Bikinis, and More Bikinis

Okay, so it’s not hot young people having sex, but the posters for the CW’s new teen-centric show 90210 (aka Beverly Hills 90210, the Next Generation) features its own gaggle of hot young female actresses in bikinis and lounging about by the pool. Because, you know, that’s what California teens who live in Beverly Hills like to do when they’re not, like, shopping on Rodeo Drive or something. What do I know, the last time I was in Beverly Hills, someone towed my car and I got mugged. But I digress. Posters for the new CW show below. They need to take some lessons from their fellow CW show, Gossip Girl, and provide more titillation. All these bikini stuff is nice, but it ain’t gonna get me up in the morning, if you know what I mean.

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We Have Eyes for Jessica Stroup

Jessica Stroup is an American actress whose biggest role to date has been the horror sequel “The Hills Have Eyes II”. Not the original sequel, but a sequel to the remake. Yeah, Hollywood is that out of ideas. But in any case, while “Hills” sucked the big donkey balls, it did have one redeeming feature — Jessica Stroup got known, and now she’s parlayed the role into more lucrative jobs, including leading roles in the upcoming “Prom Night” remake and the, um, “April Fool’s Day” remake? Oh man, we love Jessica Stroup, but she’s gotta stop doing these really awful horror movie remakes. Come on, Jessica, break free, baby, before they trap you in the genre forever!!!

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Movie Preview: “The Hills Have Eyes 2″

You can’t keep a family of cannibalistic hillbillies down. “The Hills Have Eyes 2″ is coming, and this time a group of young National Guard trainees are attacked by mutants during a training mission in the New Mexico desert. Don’t you hate it when that happens? The flick opens March 23rd, 2007, and you can catch some hi-res trailers for it here. Some stills from the horror sequel remake (wha???) below. The film stars Daniella Alonso, Michael McMillian, Jessica Stroup, and Flex Alexander, and is directed by Martin Weisz ( Butterfly: A Grimm Love Story).

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