Model Jessica White is named Jessica White, but she’s not white, she’s African-American. Get it? Okay, just had to try, give me a break, you think it’s easy writing this stuff for every post? Okay, okay, it’s kind of easy, but don’t tell anyone, it’s between you and me. Anyhow, so I was sitting at home in my boxers, and thinking to myself, “Self, you know what would be great for this dull Tuesday? Lingerie pictures of Jessica White!” And so, this post was born. Yup, that’s how genius works, folks, learn it, live it, breathe it.
22 April 2007
It’s easy to forget about Julie Henderson when the 2007 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue features girls like Marisa Miller and Beyonce Knowles. But you shouldn’t ignore this Houston, Texas product and her hourglass figure, especially that picture with her and fellow model Jessica White. Now I personally don’t care for the choice of shooting these girls on a football field surrounded by band geeks. I mean, come on, what is the deal? How do you, you know, do your business to a hot girl while she’s surrounded by band geeks? Jesus Christ, guys, give us a break with the “artsy scenarios”, will ya?
19 February 2007
Oooh, I’m giddy. I always get this way when I discover a brand spanking new supermodel that I didn’t know existed before now. And as a self-imposed connoisseur of all things supermodel-ish, I was doubly excited to discover the existence of supermodel Jessica White — an American, no less! (I know, right? Who knew Americans still produced supermodels. Go figure.) Jessica has been on the coverse of Cover Girl, Chloe, and The Gap, and was discovered at 16, once more reminding us that supermodels should be above the law. They’re just better people, doncha know.
22 September 2009