Saturday Hotness with Jewel Kilcher

Well call me Mary and slap me on the ass with both hands. I was sure I had, in the two or three years (I forgot) since I started The Random Page, at the very least made one Jewel Kilcher post, wouldn’t you think? But nope. Nada. After a search of the site using that trusty search function to the right (great invention, that, right up there with bread and porn), I found that there wasn’t a single post on Jewel Kilcher. What the hell is wrong with me? Anyways, here’s a nice way to make your Saturday just that little bit nicer — some of the hottest pictures of Jewel Kilcher you’ll ever find. Now I don’t know what they’re feeding Jewel down there in Stephenville, Texas, where she’s playing house with that cowboy dude, but it looks mighty fine on the body!