Have you been watching ABC’s Wipeout competition TV show? No? What are you, stupid? Jill Wagner is the sideline reporter on the show, and she must be reading my dream journal, because Jill always ends up wearing the skimpiest shirt on the show to show off her incredible midriff. But guess what? Jill Wagner also has a great upstairs. Here she is on the Jimmy Kimmel show showing off a fantastic looking rack. Look, folks, you gotta watch Wipeout. It’s not just hilarious as all get out, but Jill Wagner is friggin smoking on the show. And yeah, those legs ain’t bad, either.
9 July 2008
Yeah, I’ll grant you that Spike TV’s original (well, not really) TV series Blade: The Series, based on the Blade movies starring Wesley Snipes, was not exactly high quality drama. Nevertheless, it was good for some things, and one of them was seeing Jill Wagner flex her tantalizing bod on a daily basis. Since the show’s cancellation, Jill has been keeping busy with those neverending Mercury car commercials (seriously, how many of those are there now, like 200 or something?), and showing up in genre fare like Stargate: Atlantis. That’s the good thing about TV — once you’ve been a lead on one, even one that gets canceled after the first year, you’ll always get work thereafter. But you know, I still wouldn’t mind seeing Jill Wagner on Blade every week or so…
22 January 2007
Yet another actress has thrown her hat into the “Wonder Woman” lottery. This time it’s Jill Wagner, who lets it be known that she’s met with the producers of the upcoming big-budget comic book movie for the lead role. For those who don’t know who Jill Wagner is, she was the hot babe on the short-lived Spike TV version of “Blade”, but most people may have seen her (but just didn’t know it) as the Mercury car pitchwoman. Remember those Mercury commercials? Yeah, that’s her. Jill was sexy as hell in “Blade: The Series”, so why not as Wonder Woman? Of course it won’t happen, because Joel Silver, the producer, is way too smart to allow a relative unknown to headline his sure-to-be $100 million something movie, regardless of what writer/director Joss Whedon wants.
9 October 2006
Those guys over at Spike TV are such chumps. They had a horror TV show based on a successful film franchise starring the lovely Jill Wagner, but they go and cancel the show just before their own Scream Awards. What they should have done is left the show on (or at least don’t announce that they’ve cancelled it), and give the show a giant amount of awards at their own Awards show, that way they can trick peole into thinking their show is really great, etc etc. But they didn’t, which means the guys over at Spike TV are chumps. Anyways, here’s Jill Wagner, star of the cancelled “Blade: The TV Series” at the Scream Awards. All those clothes! Catch the Awards show when it airs tomorrow on Spike TV.
2 October 2006
So word is that Spike TV has cancelled their latest foray into comic book TV shows, “Blade the Series”, based on, of course, the Wesley Snipes vampire franchise. The first mistake they made was, well, not hiring Wesley Snipes to reprise the role; after all, it’s not like Snipes is doing anything but crappy direct-to-video action movies shot in Bulgaria lately. God knows he could use a real job. And of course, hiring some guy named “Sticky Fingaz” to play the lead, and who didn’t know any martial arts, wasn’t exactly the brightest move. In any case, Jill Wagner was the show’s only saving grace, so here’s in honor of that.
6 August 2006
If there’s anything hotter than a hot woman holding a gun I haven’t run across it. Here’s Jill Wagner, uber hottie star of SpikeTV’s “Blade: The Series”, the TV version of David Goyer’s “Blade” movies. Wesley Snipes is gone, replaced by some rapper who can barely act or fight, but never you mind that. Jill Wagner plays an ex-Army soldier turned vampire turned vampire turncoat, and she’s friggin awesome. Here are some SpikeTV promos of Jill.
10 July 2006
If you haven’t been watching SpikeTV’s “Blade: The Series”, then — er, well, you’re like me, because that show sucks, but I digress. Here’s a little more of the show’s female star, Jill Wagner, who plays an ex-commando badass who gets bitten by a vampire, becomes a vampire, but starts fighting them by joining forces with Blade. Hell, that whole premise sounds more believable than your average episode of “The OC”! Here’s more Jill Wagner to enjoy, including a stint in FHM Magazine.
29 June 2006
Spike TV has a new series called “Blade: The Series”, based on, of course, the popular “Blade” movies starring Wesley Snipes. Well the series doesn’t have Wesley Snipes in it, but who cares. The real star is model turned actress Jill Wagner, who is, in a word, friggin gorgeous. Here’s an old photoshoot she did for Stuff Magazine in 2004. Take my word for it, the woman is hotter in 2006, and is worth watching “Blade” just for her. And oh yeah, the guy who plays the new Blade blows chunky soup.
9 July 2009