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Joanna Krupa Brings the Wednesday Lingerie Goodness

19 August 2009

Joanna Krupa is hot. Really, really hot. The thing is, she knows it, which sorta makes her even hotter. Yeah, I don’t know exactly how that works, but that’s my story and I’m sticking to it. So, what to do about this crappy Wednesday? Obviously the only thing that’s going to make it less crappy is some Joanna Krupa lingerie pictures. Joanna Krupa lingerie pictures could cure cancer if given the chance, I believe, though personally I wouldn’t it to the test. Cancer sucks.

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Joanna Krupa is a Lingerie Hottie

19 November 2008

You gotta figure that someone as gorgeous as Joanna Krupa has a sugar daddy or two hidden away in a couple of cities that she goes back to regularly. Not often enough to convince them they’re the only one for her, but just often enough to convince them that, given time, she might choose them over the dozen or so sugar daddies they know they’re in competition with. Come on, look at her: blonde, gorgeous, curves, and a body that just doesn’t quit. So what exactly would it take to get Joanna Krupa’s attention? A lot of money would help, but the body of a Greek God wouldn’t hurt, either. Of course, the former would trump the latter, I would imagine, as hot girls like Joanna Krupa only tell you they want a guy with a sense of humor until the guy with the big wallet comes around. Then again, I could be completely off base, in which case I’d like to apologize to Joanna Krupa, and ask her to call me for a personal apology.

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Krystal Forscutt and Joanna Krupa Babe Sandwich

25 August 2008

You know what’s better than a post with bikini pictures of Krystal Forscutt, aka one of Australia’s best bikini import? How about a post filled with bikini pictures of Krystal Forscutt posing WITH Joanna Krupa, aka Poland’s best bikini import EVER? Yup, that’s what you’re getting with this post. It’s Krystal Forscutt and Joanna Krupa in Zoo magazine, wearing little more than itty bitty bikinis, getting all cozy and all that other stuff girls seem to have no trouble doing. You put two guys together this close and we’re liable to start swinging. You put two hot girls together and it’s suddenly a best selling issue. Behold the Krystal Forscutt and Joanna Krupa babe sandwich! Hungry yet?

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Joanna Krupa in German Maxim

6 August 2008

I’ve always been a fan of Joanna Krupa, ever since she first showed up on TV as a Juggie on The Man Show. She didn’t really fit; Joanna always looked smarter than your average big-breasted model looking for a TV gig until something better came along. But then again, I’ve always been partial to all things Polish, including Polish sausages, Polish clothes, Polish love poems, and heck, every now and then, I’ve even been known to indulge in Polish knitting. If you haven’t knitted Polish style, you haven’t lived, my son. Where was I? Oh right, Joanna Krupa is in the September issue of Maxim German. Now normally I would tell Joanna to run, as the Poles have never had much good luck with the Germans, but I think we’ll both make exceptions just this one.

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Joanna Krupa Bikini Runway Pictures

23 July 2008

Wait, what? Joanna Krupa is actually doing some actual fashion runway stuff now? Holy… I thought the girls pent all her time doing deliciously hot magazine layouts, selling calendars out the wazoo, and generally looking way too hot for me to afford on TV talk shows and what have you. I guess I was wrong. She’s an honest to goodness model now, if you can believe that. Here’s Joanna Krupa doing the runway for some dude’s bikini/swimsuit line, wearing mostly a bikini and looking better than she ever has. Remember when Joanna Krupa was one of the Juggies on the Man Show? And what juggies they were, too…

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Joanna Krupa in Maximal

14 March 2008

Here’s your Friday send-off, kids: Joanna Krupa working a two-piece bikini on the cover and in the pages of Maximal magazine. What the hell is Maximal? Well, it’s sort of like Maxim, except with an extra “al” at the end. I have no idea if they’re from the same company that produces Maxim or not, or if it’s just a rip-off, but either way, they were smart enough to slap Joanna Krupa on the cover and have her looking all kinds of fine, and that means they’re A-okay in my book. (Maybe B-okay, but definitely not C-okay…)

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New Poker Babe Joanna Krupa

27 April 2007

I love me some poker, almost as much as I love me a zombie movie. So when Titan Poker, an online poker site, got model/actress/former “Juggy” Joanna Krupa to be their spokesmodel, I now like me some Titan Poker’in. (Yes, I’m sure that’s an actual word. Look it up.) Besides her job shilling for Titan Poker, the Polish born Joanna Krupa spends her time turning men everywhere on in the pages of FHM, Maxim, and others. Here she is in some FHM-themed calendars. Now I don’t know why anyone would want to buy a calendar with Joanna Krupa on them; all those numbers and dates just kinda ruins what would otherwise be a perfect wall poster, if you ask me.

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Joanna Krupa’s Got Style and Stuff

29 September 2006

Everytime I see deliciously blonde hottie Joanna Krupa, the first thoughts that go through my mind are unfunny but dirty Polish jokes (because, you know, she’s from Poland and whatnot). Of course bad jokes quickly give way to other, ahem, dirty thoughts. Here’s Joanna Krupa, the former Juggy girl herself, at the Stuff Style Awards, which I believe gives out awards for style…and stuff. And hey, did yo know Joanna plays poker? I’d like to poker. I mean, play poker with her. Yeah, that’s it.

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Joanna Krupa Plays Strip Poker (We Wish)

4 August 2006

Can you imagine having to play poker for your tournament life while sitting next to a fine piece of Polish cupcake like Joanna Krupa? Yeah, we wouldn’t win a single hand, either. WickedChopsPoker.com has pictures of Joanna ponying up at the table in Las Vegas during the 2006 World Series of Poker, joining other Hollywood hotties as Shannon Elizabeth, Jennifer Tilly, and Robin Tunney. I would give away a dozen hands just to have Joanna staring me down like she’s doing to some poor saps in these pictures. Damn, poker rules.

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Joanna Krupa in GQ Magazine

15 April 2006

Joanna Krupa hits the big time by landing in the April 2006 issue of GQ Magazine, having forgotten most of her clothes during the flight. Ooops for her, goodie for us! Does this mean no more appearances in men’s magazines? Let’s hope not!

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Joanna Krupa in Maxim Magazine

10 April 2006

You can never have too much Joanna Krupa, and you can never have too much of Joanna Krupa in Maxim Magazine. Here’s the blonde bombshell in the latest issue of Maxim, because, well, that’s the title of this post, and if we didn’t deliver, then we would be liars, and I ain’t no liar, bro. (And yes, that is the full extent of my vocabulary. Go blow, dudes.)

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The Latest of Joanna Krupa

30 March 2006

If you kids are like me (and God, I hope not, for your sake, because if you’re like me, then you would have gotten beaten up during much of your public school years, because as we all know, public school blows) then you’ve been waiting with bated breath for the new batch of Joanna Krupa pictures. Well you’re in luck, you bastards, because here they are! (And people say I don’t deliver. Hah! Chumps.)

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Random Joanna Krupa Hotness

24 March 2006

Why more Joanna Krupa in lingerie pictures? Because if all hot blonde girls wore lingerie all the time, there would be peace in the world, that’s why. Or at least, there would be a whole lto of peace in my pants, since there’s always a battle going on down there. I hear it’s a battle of attrition, and one side just has to hold out long enough in order to win the war. Yes, it’s very chaotic down there, in my pants, but I’m sure Joanna Krupa could save it. Help me, Joanna, help me!

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Joanna Krupa is Too Sexy for this Planet

13 February 2006

The guys over at Savvy.com have fallen in love with Joanna Krupa, and we don’t blame them one bit.

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Joanna Krupa Loves Lingerie

21 January 2006

And we love her for her love of lingerie. So here’s another large large (Oh dear god it’s so large!) stack of Joanna Krupa pictures, because when you have a stack of Joanna Krupa pictures, what’s there to do but introduce even more? This time Joanna is in nothing but lingerie — and sometimes outside of lingerie, because that’s just how I like to roll. And did I mention that there’s way too many pictures here for one post? Yup, I’m out of my ever-lovin’ mind.

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Joanna Krupa in Bikini

21 January 2006

A huge stack of pics of the beautiful model Joanna Krupa wearing a bikini because, well, isn’t that really the world’s greatest invention? I vote Yes! And man, does she look good in them or what? Plus, you can check her out on TV. Don’t ask what show or movie, coz I ain’t got a clue, although she seems to be on a lot recently. Or maybe my Krupa-dar is just tuned in and I’m catching her show appearances by accident. Either/or.

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Joanna Krupa in Stuff Magazine 2006

18 January 2006

Polish model Joanna Krupa shows Stuff Magazine that Poles have it going on. Although I can’t say I dig the hair. What’s up with the shag look? But the body, and everything else — okay, everythign is good except the hair. I just ain’t feelin’ the hair. What is the deal with the hair!?

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