Joanna Pacitti was one of the contestants on a recent season of American Idol, before she was given the boot from the show when people found out she had a close relationship with a couple of the producers on the singing program. Or something like that. The result was that Joanna Pacitti got the boot, which was a damn crying shame, because that meant we didn’t have this gorgeous bikini body to ogle on a weekly basis on the show. I’m sure the season would have been more popular if she had been left onboard. In any case, putting this body and that face in the studio is just not putting them to their full potential. Joanna Pacitti should forget about singing and concentrate on where the money is — modeling. Bikini modeling. Oh my.
12 February 2009
Yes, I’ll admit it. I watch American Idol. But, in my defense, it’s only because my girlfriend loves this stuff, which is rather amazing, as I don’t even have a girlfriend, and if I did, she lives in Canada and nowhere near my house, which is why you’ve never met her. But I digress. Here are the five American Idol contestants (yes, I’m just talking about the women, and yes, they all have to be of age, what are you, a pervert?) that I think are worth obsessing over come the live telecast shows. There were, apparently, 18 women who made it to the Top 36, but not all of them are worth our near stalker-ish devotion, but these five certainly are.
19 November 2009