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Your Weekend Send-off: Jordana Brewster at the Pool

31 July 2009

Your Weekend Send-off is brought to you by “Fast and Furious” star Jordana Brewster. You know, it sucks that Jordana Brewster is not more famous than she currently is, but then again, it sucks that girls make me work for the good stuff. It’s deep thoughts like that that keep me up at nights, I hope you guys are taking notes. In any case, here’s Jordana Brewster by the pool. Why she doesn’t just jump in, I don’t know. It’s hot as hell where I live, and if I had a pool, I’d jump right in. I mean, come on, Jordana, what up with that? But I guess when you’re hot, you can do whatever you want. Works for me.

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Jordana Brewster in Maxim

15 April 2009

My first instinct was to call this post “Fast and Furious Hotness with Jordana Brewster in Maxim”, but a) That’s way too long for a post title, and b) it’s way too easy and obvious and you know me, I never go for the obvious. (Just go with that second part.) So here’s Jordana Brewster in the latest issue of Maxim magazine, looking as hot as we thought she would. I don’t know if this is the first time we’ve seen the lovely Ms. Brewster go the lads mag route, but I can’t recall when she’s done one of these before, and I’m liking it. More, please, more!

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Still Fast and Furiously Digging Jordana Brewster

19 March 2009

From what I’m hearing from my sources in the industry (re: my nephew, who likes car movies, and has seen the trailer for “Fast & Furious”), Jordana Brewster only has a small role in the latest “Fast and Furious” movie. But hey, as the saying goes, beggars can’t be choosers, and when it comes to big screen time with Jordana Brewster, any amount of role is pretty damn awesome. She is still one of the hotter undiscovered gems in Hollywood, and really needs to be more famous. The girl has always been awesome in everything I’ve seen her in, but then again, maybe it’s just my other brain talking.

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Jordana Brewster, Gal Gadot, and Michelle Rodriguez in Fast & Furious Promos

17 March 2009

In case you haven’t heard, there’s a new “Fast and Furious” movie set to open next month. Vin Diesel and Paul Walker are back, but so are the ladies, Michelle Rodriguez and Jordana Brewster. The two ladies are joined this time around by a third hottie, Israeli actress Gal Gadot. I think the plot of the movie has to do with cars and racing and law-enforcement. Hey, I could be wrong, but that’s just the feeling I’m getting. Anyways, here are promos featuring the three ladies in question. Go see the movie and maybe they’ll make a fifth one. Maybe this time they’ll include the Japanese chick from the second movie. One can only hope.

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Jordana Brewster is Mrs. Smith in the TV Version of “Mr. and Mrs. Smith”

31 January 2007

Hey, why not. I like Jordana Brewster. Always have. Loved her in “Annapolis” (even though the movie wasn’t all that great), loved her in “The Fast and the Furious” (even though the movie, again, wasn’t all that great), and will probably love her in “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Prequel” when I finally get around to seeing it. So I’ll probably love her as Mrs. Smith in the upcoming TV version of “Mr. and Mrs. Smith”, originally starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in the big-screen version. Brewster, of course, will be stepping in to replace Jolie’s humongous high heels and net stocking. No word yet on who will be stepping into Brad Pitt’s equally humongous shoes, but he better have humongous feet.

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Jordana Brewster in “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” Prequel Images

22 September 2006

If you had to spend 90 minutes of your life running from a chainsaw wielding maniac with a disfigured face, I suppose it could be worst than spending all that time with the vivacious and lovely Jordana Brewster running by your side. This prequel to “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” should do reasonably well with the undemanding teen crowd, and Jordana will certainly make it worthwhile. Here are some images of the Brew from the flick.

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Jordana Brewster Makes “Chainsaw Massacres” Cool

14 September 2006

I haven’t heard about it until now, but apparently they’ve made a prequel to “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre”, and it stars Jordana Brewster and — er, other people. Does it matter? Jordana Brewster, with her sultry dark eyes and killer bod is the only reason to watch this movie when it hits theaters October something. In any case, I wouldn’t expect too much, if the 84 minute running time is any indication. When a film runs that short, it means it’s been butchered to death (no pun intended) in the editing room. So watch it for Jordana, but don’t blame me for the movie.

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Jordana Brewster

20 March 2006

More of the smoking little Miss Jordana Brewster, who is showing off that nice tight, lean, lithe figure of hers. (Lithe is an actual word, right?) I like just about everything about her, from those eyes to that knowing smile. Man, do I dig that smile of hers! It’s too bad she’s not more famous. She definitely deserves to be. Oh well, she’s very famous in my heart, and of course by my heart I’m talking about — well, you know.

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