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Josie Maran is Bikini-licious

15 April 2008

You would think that after appearing on something as high-profile as Dancing with the Stars that model turned actress turned woman of my dreams Josie Maran would have more things lined up by way of movies or TV work, but that doesn’t seem to be the case. Her last movie was 2006’s “The Gravedancers”, which she did before appearing on Dancing with the Stars. Seriously, who isn’t seeing the potential of this supremely hot woman to, if not to front a movie, then to co-star in one? Someone better put her in a movie soon, or I’m going to have to sell my car and do it, even if we have to shoot the entire thing in my basement. Hey, that’s not such a bad idea…

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Josie Maran in Fitness Magazine

7 January 2008

I guess losing Dancing with the Stars was the best thing that ever happened to actress/model Josie Maran. Or at the very least, being on the show sure helped her get “out there” to the masses. Which sort of explains why people go on that show in the first place, because let’s face it, it sure as hell ain’t for the ballroom dancing. After appearing in Maxim and Shape magazine, Josie Maran has now shown up on the cover of Fitness Magazine. And why not? The woman has the kind of body that just doesn’t quit, and was made for magazine covers, especially in a two-piece bikini. Me likely very muchy!

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Josie Maran in Maxim

25 October 2007

Sure, she got booted off that weirdly popular show Dancing with the Stars (I’m going to keep saying it; I just don’t get why this show is so popular, but nevermind), but that only means model turned actress turned failed dancer Josie Maran has more time to do modeling gigs like this latest appearance in Maxim Magazine. There’s just one picture, unfortunately, which is a bloody shame. Come on, Maxim, you got one hot woman here, give her at least three, four pages! But oh well, as my granddaddy always says, “If you ever step on a crack in the sidewalk, crawl the rest of the way!” Yeah, I don’t know what that means, either. Granddaddy was really a weird old dude.

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Josie Maran in Shape Magazine

9 October 2007

Josie Maran may have been eliminated from Dancing with the Stars (I don’t care what anyone says, that show just don’t make sense, and I still can’t fathom it’s popularity), but that isn’t going to stop me from posting new pictures of her. Here’s Josie Maran in the latest issue of Shape Magazine, showing off her shape, and what a nice looking shape it is. Then again, she is a model turned actress, so having a slammin’ body (as the kids would say) is no surprise. Check out the cover and an interior picture of Josie Maran in a two-piece bikini. I tell ya, Shape Magazine is really doing good work lately, and all without being risque, too.

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Josie Maran Eliminated from Dancing with the Stars

28 September 2007

You know, this is kind of old news. Okay, it’s REALLY old news. As in, it happened on Wednesday, which is, like, nearly a decade ago or sumthin’. But anyways, I’m kind of bummed that gorgeous Josie Maran got dumped (i.e. eliminated) from the show Dancing with the Stars on Wednesday. I still don’t know what you actually win by winning that stupid show, but it just got dumber by eliminating Josie Maran. That basically means half of the male audience will leave with her. Or at least that’s my theory. I’ve been known to be wrong before, but not often. Head on below to see Josie’s first and only dance on the show. Screw’em if they can’t hold onto a hot woman.

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Josie Maran in Dancing with the Stars Promos

17 September 2007

It looks like this year’s Dancing with the Stars is fixing up to be a must-watch show. After including Jennie Garth (who still looks fantastic), they’ve now included Josie Maran, an up-and-coming actress who most people have never heard off, but she’s a model turned actress, and a fine one at that. Well, I don’t know if she’s a good actress, but she is certainly a FINE looking one, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Wink wink and all that junk. Anyhoo. Tune into ABC for Dancing with the Stars and watch Josie Maran and Jennie Garth sex up the dance floor. Mamma mia!

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Josie Maran Bebe Ads

20 August 2007

I don’t know what it is about Josie Maran, but I just find her so terribly appealing. I don’t know, maybe it’s that girl-next-door face (if, you know, the girl living next door to you have supermodel good looks), or maybe it’s the gorgeous body, but — um, okay, so yeah, it’s the body and the face. What else is there? Well, there’s personality, I suppose, but since I don’t know anything about Josie Maran, I’m just going to have to go with the great body and the great face and leave it at that. And oh yeah, here’s Josie Maran shilling for Bebe, which I believe sells shoes. Or clothes. Or maybe cheese?

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Josie Maran is Red Hot

13 August 2007

Josie Maran was a model turned actress turned woman of my dreams. Here she is at an old movie premiere. But nevermind that. Let’s talk Josie Maran. You gotta appreciate the way Josie is working her way through Hollywood, and she’s doing it in the way that’ll last, too. Instead of being given leading roles right off the bat, she’s had to slave her way through background roles in big and small movies, slowly but surely moving towards leading lady status. That’s the kind of experience in the movie business that will allow you to keep your head on your shoulders when you finally do hit it big. And make no mistake, Josie Maran WILL hit it big one of these days. Besides the fact that she’s an uber babe? She’s also very talented. But the uber babe part doesn’t hurt.

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Josie Maran is Our Kind of Woman

9 May 2007

What’s better than a sexy woman in lingerie? Um, nothing? Yeah, I’m pretty sure nothing is the right answer. Even bikinis doesn’t come anywhere close to the sheer sexuality of a beautiful woman in nothing but lingerie. I guess that’s why they call it “lingerie”, right? (And if that last sentence makes sense to you, you need to stop with the smoking, kid.) But I digress. The woman that has captured our undivided attention is one Josie Maran, a gorgeous thing if there ever was such a thing. She started life as a model (must have been an easy interview!), but graduated to acting, with roles in “Van Helsing” and most recently, “The Gravedancers”, plus an appearance in the game “Need for Speed: Most Wanted” just for good measure.

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