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Joss Stone. Lesbian Kiss from Snappers. OMFG.

20 May 2008

British soul singer Joss Stone made her debut on TV in an episode of NBC’s American Dreams, and she parlayed that into a role in the fantasy flick “Eragon”. Her latest is the comedy “Snappers”, which according to IMDB.com is about a young girl who moves to Devon to star in a film, where she falls in love with an intellectually challenged (i.e. he’s dumb as an ox) caravan site owner, all the while dodging paparazzi. My guess is that Joss Stone plays the actress, since the movie is about the actress, and Joss Stone’s name is listed first. And oh yeah, in a scene from the movie, Joss Stone kisses a chick. On the mouth. Crikey.

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Joss Stone Denies Prince William Romance

25 June 2007

Prince William wishes he could tap that Joss Stone booty, so says Joss Stone’s representative in response to rumors of a possible romance between the 25-year old British Prince and the 20-year old British soul singer. Apparently the only time the two talked was over the phone about what songs Stone will be singing at the concert held in honor of William’s late mother, Princess Diana. Personally I think William’s people is floating the rumors. Seriously, what 25-year old warm-blooded Brit boy wouldn’t want to tap THAT ass? As evidence, see pictures below.

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Joss Stone Appreciation Post

28 March 2007

I like Joss Stone. The more I see of Joss Stone, I like her more and more. She was recently on the Craig Ferguson chat show last night, and after her appearance, my appreciation for her has increased. At 19 years old, she shouldn’t be this great looking, this talented, and this easy going. 19 year old girls belong on faux MTV “reality” shows pretending to “be themselves” for the camera, not going around speaking her mind and looking damn good doing it. But that’s Joss Stone, all leggy and hot in New York here. Damn, I like her.

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Joss Stone is So Stimulating

19 February 2007

I’m not entirely sure what’s behind Joss Stone’s recent spate of seductive public appearances (and photoshoots), but maybe a new album is coming, and Joss is looking to change her image? Then again, what was her image before this? I have no idea, I never paid attention to Joss Stone until she showed up on in a two-piece bikini on the beaches of Barbados. This isn’t Joss Stone in a bikini and walking on said beaches, but it’s pretty close. Okay, maybe it’s not even remotely close, but it’s still incredibly sexy. Here’s Joss Stone sporting purple hair and candy stripe pantyhose, managing to stimulate me in all kinds of ways, and I’m pretty sure half of those ways are illegal in some Southern states.

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Joss Stone is Leggy

15 February 2007

I’ve been a fan of soul songstress Joss Stone ever since those bikini pictures of her in Barbados surfaced many moons ago, although they still seem like just a few days ago that I fell off my chair upon laying eyes on those magnificent, er, Barbados beaches. Anyhoo, here’s more of Joss Stone, this time arriving at the Brit Awards in London, where she apparently decided to give the audience an impromptu Tina Turner impression. I like it, great legs and all!

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Joss Stone is Go-Go Fabulous, Bad Hair Color Notwithstanding

14 November 2006

British soul singer Joss Stone has the body of a goddess (see her bikini pictures for confirmation), and guess what, she even looks good in knee-high boots and an incredibly ugly light-blue (or is that light-green? Neon green? Aqua blue?) camisole. Or is that a dress? Damn, I need to brush up on my fashion. In any case, Joss Stone still looks insanely hot at the UK Music Hall Of Fame, even dressed like a cheap hooker. Although I have to say, I liked her better as a blonde. Or brunette. But brunette with purple/red highlights? Um, yeah, no.

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Yes, Even MORE Joss Stone in Barbados

20 June 2006

Okay, here are two thoughts to my constant posting of Joss Stone vacationing in Barbados while wearing bikini pictures — you either love me for bringing you this consistently gorgeous woman with her gorgeous body in all her gorgeous glory, or you hate me for it, in which case you are very much either gay or a girl, and in both cases, it’s mystifying why you are reading this site in the first place. And so, here are even more pictures of Joss Stone’s neverending vacation in Barbados wearing a skimpy two-piece bikini. Oh, to be rich and hot…

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Joss Stone Feels Like Pink Today

18 June 2006

More pictures of British soul singer Joss Stone in the wonderfully (amazingly!) clear blue waters of Barbados still on vacation. (Christ, how long does this vacation lasts, and how can I get a piece? Anyone? Anyone?) This time Joss has elected to tease our senses with a pink 2-piece bikini. Different color scheme, same incredible body, same wet dream fantasy. Oh my.

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Joss Stone is Smoking Hot

15 June 2006

Joss Stone looked pretty good when she was last spotted in Barbados doing the vacationing thang (it must be nice to be so rich that you can fly to Barbados for a vacation every other week), but I’ll be damn if these pictures of her, once again in Barbados, doesn’t look friggin spectacular. I don’t think she’s done anything new, except maybe the photographer got her from better angles, but daaaaaaaaamn, Joss!

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Joss Stone in a Bikini Vacationing in Barbados

1 June 2006

British soul sista Joss Stone took time out from acting like a 40-year old smoky bar singer from the South thereabouts to vacation in the fun and sun of Barbados. And apparently she brought along a black dude whose breasts are bigger than hers. Ouch. Joss has a pretty good body, although that bikini looks sort of, well, what’s the opposite of “attractive”? Yeah, that. Still, that’s one excellent body.

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Joss Stone in Bikini on Beach

12 May 2006

Hey, just because she’s a sultry soul singer doesn’t mean she can’t strip down into an ugly as sin red bikini and head out to the beach every once in a while. So, continuing the stream of “hot chicks on the beach in bikini” pics that have been flooding the net, here’s one of British songstress Joss Stone doing likewise. My favorite picture? The one with Joss holding a secret in one hand and trying to go into the water at the same time. Now that’s just bloody fantastic.

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Joss Stone in You Magazine

23 April 2006

More evidence that the sultry Joss Stone has everything it takes (and then some) to become the next global sex symbol. The woman is, in a word, just smoking hot. Here’s Joss stone in You Magazine from way back in 2005. Wait, that’s just last year, right? Nevermind.

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Joss Stone Does Sexy

23 April 2006

Sultry as hell British soul songstress Joss Stone will soon make her feature film debut in 2006’s “Eragon”, but for now you can see her on the red carpet of the Fashion Rocks event in a sultry silver number. Oh my.

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Joss Stone is Soft and Cuddly

15 March 2006

British soul singer Joss Stone grew up in England but fell in love with American soul music. The girl’s got good taste in music! But I digress. Here’s her bio from Wikipedia…

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