Archive | Julianna Margulies RSS feed for this category

Hollywood Babes Love Snakes on a Plane

18 August 2006

The greatest movie nobody has ever seen, “Snakes on a Plane”, opens today, and the Hollywood babes are out in force to attend the premiere. Battling with snakes, Samuel L. Jackson, and a horde of Internet fanboys for a seat were: Annabella Sciorra, Carla Gugino, Elsa Pataky, Sunny Mabrey, Rachel Blanchard, Julianna Margulies, and of course, though he’s no babe, he’s definitely a motherphuckin’ badass, Samuel L. Jackson. (Curiously, there weren’t any live snakes at the premiere; but then again, I’m sure they ushered all the agents in first because, frankly, agents, like snakes, scare children.)

Continue reading...

Julianna Margulies Battles Snakes on a Plane

14 June 2006

Quite possibly the greatest B-movie title to ever grace this miserable mudball we call “Earth” is the Creature Feature “Snakes on a Plane”, starring Sam “The MotherF’in Man” Jackson and Julianna Margulies and a buttload of snakes. On a plane. Hence the title. Is there any doubt that this movie will be, in 5, 10 years from now, one of the best B-movies of all time? Opening night tickets, please!

Continue reading...